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I saw a bar trivia team name that was

"Congrats to Charlie Kirk for going one hundred and eleven days without saying something racist" on a screen alongside

"Cindy's Nutz"
"The Fluffers"
"PTown"
"Velociraptor II: The Second Coming"
"Your Penis is a Horror Movie"
December 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Incredible lol
December 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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As others have pointed out, many of these people are frequent participants in NYT focus groups lol

Genuinely don’t know if this is a common journalistic practice but it just feels remarkably lazy at best when trying to do a “here’s what the average voter thinks” piece.
December 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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i have two moods:

- breedable
- menus game
December 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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turning straight girls gay is a holy duty assigned by god to every lesbian
December 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Lore-accurate Tataru
December 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Remember when Biden kept calling Trump “the former guy” like he was some irrelevant footnote instead of an ongoing threat who was actively planning his return? That worked out great.
December 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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i really think there is legit political space for running on "we are going to dismantle ICE"
How it started vs. How it’s going NOW 👀

LA tow truck driver who towed ICE’s car found NOT GUILTY 🦸🏽‍♂️
December 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Hulu thinks they've figured out the secret to attracting Gen-Z subscribers: A transgender elf woman in every show

(Source: tinyurl.com/yxyctewp)
December 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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"look we're not using AI in the final product we're just using it to speed up the conceptual stage" is what a lot of dopes affecting an enlightened middle position keep saying. I truly do not get that one. You hate imagining stuff? You don't like thinking and conceptualizing? Get a grip
December 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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I think about this daily.
December 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Text Anxiety - Gator Days
December 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone

- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware

but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights
Kilmar Abrego Garcia, an ordinary man, has defeated the great might of the US Government
Kilmar Abrego Garcia is free. every bit of cruelty, boasting, slander, and persecution was for absolutely fucking nothing.
December 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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The Democratic Party's formula for the last 50 years has been "Let's be friendly with extreme wealth and maybe we can also get modest policy wins sometimes." The last 10 years and this year in particular should be conclusive proof of how badly this has failed. But we're stuck with it anyway
December 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM