CJ
banner
idlefire.bsky.social
CJ
@idlefire.bsky.social
A couch is most definitely not a crab.
Reposted by CJ
This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Reposted by CJ
thank you heated rivalry for giving us what we didnt know we needed: the hottest guy in the world jerking off to an EDM remix of t.a.T.U.'s 2002 classic single "all the things she said"
December 12, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I don’t know what happened on the Teen Internet lately but suddenly the 15 year-old NEEDS a quarter zip pullover. Like closet full of Under Armor and he’s looking at diamond quilted quarter zips at Tommy Bahama.
December 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Why are we banning trans people from e-sports?? Why are we doing gender at all in e-sports? The only response to this nonsense is to refuse to participate at all. Why aren’t men dropping out?
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Reposted by CJ
If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Reposted by CJ
November 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Only responsible for three dishes and somehow still have an alarm set for 3:45 a.m.
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Reposted by CJ
Watch lions fall in love while being serenaded by Plumes. That's a #BigStretch🤗💗
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Reposted by CJ
The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion.

The entire bottom 50% of America is worth just $4.2 trillion.

Read that back.

When 400 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.
November 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Never been what I would call a dog person but my favorite YouTubers took their terminally ill dog on one last seaside camping trip and I’m a mess.
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
This is why we fight.
#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
October 19, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Reposted by CJ
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I ignored the game going on over my head because it was lime green and white vs white and lime green but now I realize it is in fact the big local game, the tv is just toast.
October 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Reposted by CJ
Cancel Christmas aka Blackout Black Friday is gaining steam fast as Americans stare at the reality of fascism and the poverty it brings with it. Families torn apart by ICE have already had their holidays cancelled without choice.

“The time for fantasy is over”
October 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Reposted by CJ
Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on.

Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.

This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.
October 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Reposted by CJ
All you have to do is look at the first post of all of these accounts to see THEY ARE HERE TO TROLL. Don’t take the bait.

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Reposted by CJ
go through their following & block those too. looks like a simultaneous push across agencies (including the white house) going live on this platform.

first account they followed is an account for charlie kirk…which has never posted…
October 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Reposted by CJ
block this shit
October 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Reposted by CJ
block this shit
October 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I’m more of a Swiftish.
There needs to be space for people in this country who believe Taylor Swift is just pretty good
October 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Reposted by CJ
Where am I? I’m at the government shutdown. I’m at the Taylor Swift album release. I’m at the combination government shutdown and Taylor Swift album release 🕺🪩
October 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Somehow I don’t think we’ll be working out “Actually Romantic” on the remix.
October 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Some of y’all never saw the White Diamonds commercial and it shows.
#thesehavealwaysbroughtmeluck
October 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
BREAKING: much-maligned pop star who has brought insane joy to millions by continuing to be pretty okay with her whole deal got some good footballman dick, wants to have his babies. Can’t hear Charli XCX over all the money, football dick, and screaming fans. Swedes involved. No notes.
October 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
It’s cool I wasn’t planning a once in a lifetime trip to the biggest deal of national parks this weekend. Like an idiot.
October 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM