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"The UK government recently confirmed that it would make it illegal for tickets to live entertainment and sport events to be resold for more than their original cost..."
"The UK government recently confirmed that it would make it illegal for tickets to live entertainment and sport events to be resold for more than their original cost..."
November 23,1944
November 23,1944
(to the tune of Danger Zone)
(to the tune of Danger Zone)
November 19,1918
November 19,1918
1) Shooting National Guard members is horrific and criminal.
2) So is putting National Guard members in harm’s way to score political points.
1) Shooting National Guard members is horrific and criminal.
2) So is putting National Guard members in harm’s way to score political points.
I don't know why Polis was dragging his feet on this.
Colorado's Department of Corrections tells me it does not intend to respond to a DOJ request to move Peters to federal custody.
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I don't know why Polis was dragging his feet on this.
On a call today, a bipartisan group of elected clerks said Polis hasn't agreed to meet with them about their concerns.
Helena Montana, November 24,1922
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