Illi
@illimani.bsky.social
Bachelardian when writing fiction, Weberian when pondering about everything else, prone to anarchism when urged to moral action (he/him)
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Illi
@illimani.bsky.social
· Oct 15
The Three Nipple Problem | LatineLit
www.latinelit.com
Feel free to check my new short story about the two most stupid gay himbos in Delaware www.latinelit.com/vol-4-issue-...
Writing a straight couple in a shitty relationship in my WiP and felt like listening to No Children again. Why that fucking song hits so hard. I'm gay, it shouldn't hit that hard.
December 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Writing a straight couple in a shitty relationship in my WiP and felt like listening to No Children again. Why that fucking song hits so hard. I'm gay, it shouldn't hit that hard.
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Trump Admin to Slash Fuel Efficiency Standards Enacted Under the Biden Admin
December 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Trump Admin to Slash Fuel Efficiency Standards Enacted Under the Biden Admin
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This rules people.com/halle-berry-...
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This rules people.com/halle-berry-...
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Guy whose main hobby in life is replying "The Onion is reporting real news? 🤣🤣" to The Onion and "I can't believe it's not The Onion 🤣🤣" to real news
December 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Guy whose main hobby in life is replying "The Onion is reporting real news? 🤣🤣" to The Onion and "I can't believe it's not The Onion 🤣🤣" to real news
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Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
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Trump DOJ official Harmeet Dhillon describes the crackdown on schools & speech in response to alleged antisemitism.
Minutes later, asked about Nick Fuentes, she says: “the antidote to speech that you don't like is more speech. It isn't shutting down speech.”
Minutes later, asked about Nick Fuentes, she says: “the antidote to speech that you don't like is more speech. It isn't shutting down speech.”
December 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Trump DOJ official Harmeet Dhillon describes the crackdown on schools & speech in response to alleged antisemitism.
Minutes later, asked about Nick Fuentes, she says: “the antidote to speech that you don't like is more speech. It isn't shutting down speech.”
Minutes later, asked about Nick Fuentes, she says: “the antidote to speech that you don't like is more speech. It isn't shutting down speech.”
Caught myself checking out Sheriff Country on CBS just because I really like Morena Baccarin and wanted to see what she was up to and now I'm binging it. Age is turning me into an auntie.
December 2, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Caught myself checking out Sheriff Country on CBS just because I really like Morena Baccarin and wanted to see what she was up to and now I'm binging it. Age is turning me into an auntie.
Took my dog for a walk at the beach for the first time in six months just to discover that there is a $10 parking fee now. 🙃
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Took my dog for a walk at the beach for the first time in six months just to discover that there is a $10 parking fee now. 🙃
Jaime Harrison is spamming my spam folder
November 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Jaime Harrison is spamming my spam folder
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This is who many, many democrats want us to break bread with, by the way.
On “The Necessary Conversation” podcast, Chad’s Trump supporter parents tell him the military should follow Trump’s illegal orders and kill everyone in LA if Trump commanded it — even with him and his sister in the city😳
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This is who many, many democrats want us to break bread with, by the way.
Closeted scientist: "Oops, the gas accidentally leaked again, what are you gonna do about it this time, private Chin McBrickface?" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb
Gay bomb - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Closeted scientist: "Oops, the gas accidentally leaked again, what are you gonna do about it this time, private Chin McBrickface?" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
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Bolsonaro may die in prison.
Bangladesh's PM was just sentenced to death for ordering last year's brutal crackdown.
Are any politicians running on a "We gotta start stacking these fascists like fucking cordwood" platform?
Bangladesh's PM was just sentenced to death for ordering last year's brutal crackdown.
Are any politicians running on a "We gotta start stacking these fascists like fucking cordwood" platform?
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Bolsonaro may die in prison.
Bangladesh's PM was just sentenced to death for ordering last year's brutal crackdown.
Are any politicians running on a "We gotta start stacking these fascists like fucking cordwood" platform?
Bangladesh's PM was just sentenced to death for ordering last year's brutal crackdown.
Are any politicians running on a "We gotta start stacking these fascists like fucking cordwood" platform?
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This absurd pardon shows the murderous boat bombings were never about stopping drugs
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This absurd pardon shows the murderous boat bombings were never about stopping drugs
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Headline: "AI can replace 11.7% of workforce"
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
MIT study finds AI can already replace 11.7% of U.S. workforce
Artificial intelligence can already replace 11.7% of the U.S. labor market, across finance, health care and professional services, according to MIT's study.
www.cnbc.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Headline: "AI can replace 11.7% of workforce"
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
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plz send your submissions to New Session!!! excited to get another issue out into the world <3
hi!!!! you may notice that Nov. 7 has Happened Already; we're gonna push back the submission deadline to Sunday, December 21st. please please please keep sending us stuff, we would love to publish your stories and poems!!
excited to announce the fourth issue of New Session, the world's premiere telnet-based literary magazine
"Upheaval"
submissions are open today, and close November 7th, for a December release
read the guidelines and theme here: anewsession.com/issue4
"Upheaval"
submissions are open today, and close November 7th, for a December release
read the guidelines and theme here: anewsession.com/issue4
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
plz send your submissions to New Session!!! excited to get another issue out into the world <3
My nephew in Brazil wants me to bring him baseball equipment so I can teach him how to play baseball. Should I:
A) Explain to him that, even if I've been living for almost 8 years in the US, I have no idea how to play baseball;
B) Learn how to play baseball;
C) Teach him Calvinball.
A) Explain to him that, even if I've been living for almost 8 years in the US, I have no idea how to play baseball;
B) Learn how to play baseball;
C) Teach him Calvinball.
November 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
My nephew in Brazil wants me to bring him baseball equipment so I can teach him how to play baseball. Should I:
A) Explain to him that, even if I've been living for almost 8 years in the US, I have no idea how to play baseball;
B) Learn how to play baseball;
C) Teach him Calvinball.
A) Explain to him that, even if I've been living for almost 8 years in the US, I have no idea how to play baseball;
B) Learn how to play baseball;
C) Teach him Calvinball.
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
The only problem with Welcome to Derry is that it's always painfully noticeable that the children actors cringe a little bit every time they need to say anachronistic slang such as pattycake or swell.
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The only problem with Welcome to Derry is that it's always painfully noticeable that the children actors cringe a little bit every time they need to say anachronistic slang such as pattycake or swell.
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Yeah, Biden just wrote the Crime Bill and the Bankruptcy Bill, drafted the Patriot Act, voted for NAFTA, DOMA, and the Iraq War, eulogized Strom Thurmond, installed Clarence Thomas by smearing Anita Hill, voted to create DHS and ICE, made the Bush tax cuts permanent, and supported a literal genocide
Joe Biden was old but he wasn’t a fucking xenophobic racist dictator wannabe.
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Yeah, Biden just wrote the Crime Bill and the Bankruptcy Bill, drafted the Patriot Act, voted for NAFTA, DOMA, and the Iraq War, eulogized Strom Thurmond, installed Clarence Thomas by smearing Anita Hill, voted to create DHS and ICE, made the Bush tax cuts permanent, and supported a literal genocide
I think we had a good run of depictions of Satan as a sarcastic, sadistic, smirky guy, but it feels a little repetitive at this point. As a former Catholic, a Satan that is a vehicle of pure, sullen, unadulterated hate towards humanity rather than a trickster is way more scary.
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I think we had a good run of depictions of Satan as a sarcastic, sadistic, smirky guy, but it feels a little repetitive at this point. As a former Catholic, a Satan that is a vehicle of pure, sullen, unadulterated hate towards humanity rather than a trickster is way more scary.
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We’re not shopping at Target, shop Black-owned.
Here’s a list of Black- and minority-owned businesses that are in Target, buy from them directly. open.substack.com/pub/ninaturn...
Here’s a list of Black- and minority-owned businesses that are in Target, buy from them directly. open.substack.com/pub/ninaturn...
Target Boycott: Black-Owned Brands To Buy From Directly
A list of Black-owned brands to support during the boycott of Target.
open.substack.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
We’re not shopping at Target, shop Black-owned.
Here’s a list of Black- and minority-owned businesses that are in Target, buy from them directly. open.substack.com/pub/ninaturn...
Here’s a list of Black- and minority-owned businesses that are in Target, buy from them directly. open.substack.com/pub/ninaturn...
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A lot of journals that say they're open to weird fiction mean like this
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
A lot of journals that say they're open to weird fiction mean like this