Grand Moff Tarquin
@imennie.bsky.social
Scottish Death Star commander (zero hours contract) with a passing interest in Earth politics, music & arts, ancient machinery & galactic domination
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There is nothing less rock and roll than kissing a despot's ass.
December 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
There is nothing less rock and roll than kissing a despot's ass.
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How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
One pistol for each foot. Always.
The DUP is to seek to block a Sinn Fein bid for 'observer status' in the European Parliament
DUP seeks to block Sinn Fein bid for European Parliament ‘observer status’
www.thenational.scot
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
One pistol for each foot. Always.
The peace 'prize' from FIFA is an approximate equivalent of The Nobel Foundation giving Footballer of the year to Lewis Hamilton.
December 6, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The peace 'prize' from FIFA is an approximate equivalent of The Nobel Foundation giving Footballer of the year to Lewis Hamilton.
The FIFA piss prize isn't it? Instantly devalued by giving it to Trumplestiltskin.
If he ever manages to obtain the ultimate wet dream of a Nobel prize, every living winner should hand back their prize as it will be rendered worthless.
If he ever manages to obtain the ultimate wet dream of a Nobel prize, every living winner should hand back their prize as it will be rendered worthless.
December 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The FIFA piss prize isn't it? Instantly devalued by giving it to Trumplestiltskin.
If he ever manages to obtain the ultimate wet dream of a Nobel prize, every living winner should hand back their prize as it will be rendered worthless.
If he ever manages to obtain the ultimate wet dream of a Nobel prize, every living winner should hand back their prize as it will be rendered worthless.
Why this is a surprise is the biggest surprise of all.
Deep sea mining has ‘devastating’ impact on biodiversity
www.channel4.com/news/deep-se...
www.channel4.com/news/deep-se...
Deep sea mining has ‘devastating’ impact on biodiversity
A landmark report into how deep sea mining could affect biodiversity on the sea floor has found that almost 40% of creatures in the immediate seabed area were lost in the tracks of mining machines.
www.channel4.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Why this is a surprise is the biggest surprise of all.
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The main purpose of Christmas (these days) is to inculcate children into a culture of unlimited consumption. And no, saying that does not make me a killjoy, it means I can see something profoundly harmful in what could and should be a lovely occasion
December 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The main purpose of Christmas (these days) is to inculcate children into a culture of unlimited consumption. And no, saying that does not make me a killjoy, it means I can see something profoundly harmful in what could and should be a lovely occasion
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At what point do Starmer, the Tory advisors he's surrounded himself with, and his cabinet of cowards look at the polls and realise that keeping Daily Mail readers' obsessions and talking points in the headlines every day has been a fucking disaster?
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
At what point do Starmer, the Tory advisors he's surrounded himself with, and his cabinet of cowards look at the polls and realise that keeping Daily Mail readers' obsessions and talking points in the headlines every day has been a fucking disaster?
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Crypto-investor who lives in Thailand gives record-breaking donation to Reform UK, to help it win power in a country he doesn't live in.
Britain's political funding laws are a charred and smoking ruin. Ducking change was a catastrophic mistake by Labour.
www.ft.com/content/db73...
Britain's political funding laws are a charred and smoking ruin. Ducking change was a catastrophic mistake by Labour.
www.ft.com/content/db73...
Reform UK gets record £9mn donation from Christopher Harborne
Nigel Farage’s party attracts far more funding than both Labour and the Conservatives
www.ft.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Crypto-investor who lives in Thailand gives record-breaking donation to Reform UK, to help it win power in a country he doesn't live in.
Britain's political funding laws are a charred and smoking ruin. Ducking change was a catastrophic mistake by Labour.
www.ft.com/content/db73...
Britain's political funding laws are a charred and smoking ruin. Ducking change was a catastrophic mistake by Labour.
www.ft.com/content/db73...
Cold white and blue LED Christmas lights should be banned. They're beyond miserable.
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Cold white and blue LED Christmas lights should be banned. They're beyond miserable.
Made an ice ball for my hard liquor. Looked like it had captured a small explosion.
December 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Made an ice ball for my hard liquor. Looked like it had captured a small explosion.
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When the big AI implosion thing happens, there should be zero bailouts, instead we should send those men into the desert to think on their sins until they melt
December 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
When the big AI implosion thing happens, there should be zero bailouts, instead we should send those men into the desert to think on their sins until they melt
You can take your Black Friday, Black Friday season, and Cyber Monday and ram it all the way up your festering corporate arse.
Black Friday will ever be the last night of carnage in bars in December. Bar staff, I salute you.
Black Friday will ever be the last night of carnage in bars in December. Bar staff, I salute you.
December 1, 2025 at 7:49 AM
You can take your Black Friday, Black Friday season, and Cyber Monday and ram it all the way up your festering corporate arse.
Black Friday will ever be the last night of carnage in bars in December. Bar staff, I salute you.
Black Friday will ever be the last night of carnage in bars in December. Bar staff, I salute you.
Doesn't really matter who is leader if the party has gone right wing.
Scottish Labour MPs are reportedly backing ousting Keir Starmer ahead of next year's Holyrood elections over fears the party faces a 'slaughter' in May due to the Prime Minister’s unpopularity
Scottish Labour MPs 'backing Keir Starmer oust' fearing Holyrood election 'slaughter'
www.thenational.scot
November 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Doesn't really matter who is leader if the party has gone right wing.
First service for the car. £350. Three. Hundred. And. Fifty.
Apparently this can be done in 60 minutes. Robbing hoors.
Apparently this can be done in 60 minutes. Robbing hoors.
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
First service for the car. £350. Three. Hundred. And. Fifty.
Apparently this can be done in 60 minutes. Robbing hoors.
Apparently this can be done in 60 minutes. Robbing hoors.
Work tomorrow which is most uncommon. Struggling to rustle up a couple of fucks right now.
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Work tomorrow which is most uncommon. Struggling to rustle up a couple of fucks right now.
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If divorced dads whose kids don't see them could go back to dressing up in superhero outfits and climbing up buildings instead of ushering in fascism I think we'd all be better off quite frankly.
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If divorced dads whose kids don't see them could go back to dressing up in superhero outfits and climbing up buildings instead of ushering in fascism I think we'd all be better off quite frankly.
Cold white and blue LED Christmas lights should be banned. They're the work of Satan. The work of Satan is also putting Christmas decorations up before December. No, it's not a bit of joy, it's diluting joy until there's fuck all joy left. It's performative bollocks.
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Cold white and blue LED Christmas lights should be banned. They're the work of Satan. The work of Satan is also putting Christmas decorations up before December. No, it's not a bit of joy, it's diluting joy until there's fuck all joy left. It's performative bollocks.
Humans. What a shower of kntz.
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Humans. What a shower of kntz.
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Electronic road signs showing your speed should be harder hitting. Instead of a sad face if over the speed limit it should say CUNT.
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
@leifb73.bsky.social You sent this in didn't you?
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Elon Musk’s new pay package could amount to $100B per year.
That's the same as 3.2 million cashiers’ paychecks combined.
It’s more than 1.4 million elementary school teachers’ paychecks.
It’s more than 2 million janitors’ paychecks.
Billionaire greed is out of control.
That's the same as 3.2 million cashiers’ paychecks combined.
It’s more than 1.4 million elementary school teachers’ paychecks.
It’s more than 2 million janitors’ paychecks.
Billionaire greed is out of control.
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Elon Musk’s new pay package could amount to $100B per year.
That's the same as 3.2 million cashiers’ paychecks combined.
It’s more than 1.4 million elementary school teachers’ paychecks.
It’s more than 2 million janitors’ paychecks.
Billionaire greed is out of control.
That's the same as 3.2 million cashiers’ paychecks combined.
It’s more than 1.4 million elementary school teachers’ paychecks.
It’s more than 2 million janitors’ paychecks.
Billionaire greed is out of control.
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Nathan Gill was a 'bad apple' says Head Bad Apple of the Bad Apple Party.
November 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Nathan Gill was a 'bad apple' says Head Bad Apple of the Bad Apple Party.