before you stands The Tower Of Decisions. there are many doors, and many rooms. we have also released a herd of buffalo inside The Tower Of Decisions. your task, should you choose to accept it: exit The Tower Of Decisions with a medium rare hamburger, or the heart of the largest buffalo. godspeed.

him: where’d you learn to do that?
me:

Official List of Shit That Goes Hard

-doritos locos tacos
-gurren lagann
-darude by sandstorm
-germany
-when u cum and then u dont stop and then u cum again
-shadow the hedgehog
-every part of a girl
-pirates in all forms
-mad max fury road

seeing pedestrians speed up/put up an apologetic hand when crossing the road always makes me so sad and it's a near universal thing :( roadways should be for people before they are for cars and people should feel entitled to treat them that way

why is it always "i created a new social media site to mine your data" or "here's a new AI bot we're training based on your work to put you out of a job" and never "we invented an affordable replicator from Star Trek so Preeti doesn't have to cook anymore"

when I see a cheese plate

when will it stop raining every day!!!!!!

there's nothing in the rules that says 30-50 feral hogs can't storm the field and institute porcine law

im dual wielding titties

I refuse to learn fahrenheit out of spite tbh

imagine if a completely new post could start off with thousands of likes

EDIT: hello again, what's hot!

EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger

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Edit 4: ok FINE I'll put longcat back...

posting old thirst traps on new app for attention

tomes from a girl who has several mysterious dicks scattered around her room

is this how ur supposed to post here

breasting boobily down the stairs is such an underrated part of transitioning

me and who

Christ without HRT is just Cis… remember that the next time you pray