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I am a card-carrying member of the International Brotherhood of Magicians. Is THIS their card? I know I have it in here somewhere.
February 5, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I am a card-carrying member of the International Brotherhood of Magicians. Is THIS their card? I know I have it in here somewhere.
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It is great to be living in the Century of Yuri
January 20, 2026 at 8:10 PM
It is great to be living in the Century of Yuri
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We couldn't find him anymore after he said "let me be clear"
January 17, 2026 at 2:47 AM
We couldn't find him anymore after he said "let me be clear"
my problematic queen actually worked to make immigration enforcement *harder*
never compare her to ICE again
never compare her to ICE again
January 12, 2026 at 7:44 AM
my problematic queen actually worked to make immigration enforcement *harder*
never compare her to ICE again
never compare her to ICE again
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Marco "Holden Bloodfeast" Rubio (R-FL):
-54 years old
-Please god me I just need Trump to nuke Caracas, nothing else matters now that Fidel is dead, I'll do anything please I just want to see the pink tide burn fuck
-moderating influence
-54 years old
-Please god me I just need Trump to nuke Caracas, nothing else matters now that Fidel is dead, I'll do anything please I just want to see the pink tide burn fuck
-moderating influence
October 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Marco "Holden Bloodfeast" Rubio (R-FL):
-54 years old
-Please god me I just need Trump to nuke Caracas, nothing else matters now that Fidel is dead, I'll do anything please I just want to see the pink tide burn fuck
-moderating influence
-54 years old
-Please god me I just need Trump to nuke Caracas, nothing else matters now that Fidel is dead, I'll do anything please I just want to see the pink tide burn fuck
-moderating influence
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Accidentally messaged the subaltern periphery group chat "may your new year be full of imperial superprofits" and the metropole labor aristocrat group chat "may Babylon finally fall this year," so 2025 is starting off great 😒
January 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Accidentally messaged the subaltern periphery group chat "may your new year be full of imperial superprofits" and the metropole labor aristocrat group chat "may Babylon finally fall this year," so 2025 is starting off great 😒
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December 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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sith apprentice: i know all about your tricks, jedi. this "force feminization" can never work on me
December 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
sith apprentice: i know all about your tricks, jedi. this "force feminization" can never work on me
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“No Way To Prevent This” Says Only Industry With Regular Global Failures
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
“No Way To Prevent This” Says Only Industry With Regular Global Failures
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i hope woke 2 is so woke it cancels me
October 16, 2025 at 8:27 AM
i hope woke 2 is so woke it cancels me
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I SNEEZED REALLY VIOLENTLY AND THIS IS THE LOOK SHE GAVE ME IM CRYING
September 29, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I SNEEZED REALLY VIOLENTLY AND THIS IS THE LOOK SHE GAVE ME IM CRYING
americans are so obscenely rich that they have to add things like a household computer, toys, 15000 miles of fuel, a pair of sports shoes, netflix, and two major league baseball tickets a year to their "Minimum Quality of Life" index so they can pretend to be poor
May 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
americans are so obscenely rich that they have to add things like a household computer, toys, 15000 miles of fuel, a pair of sports shoes, netflix, and two major league baseball tickets a year to their "Minimum Quality of Life" index so they can pretend to be poor
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Moderate policy positioning: +1.6 vote margin
Carefully tested ads: +.08 vote margin
Ground game: +1.2 vote margin
Gerontocratic leadership unwilling to even try to act as political leaders or advance a coherent vision: -15 vote margin
Someone who is good at elections help, my party is dying
Carefully tested ads: +.08 vote margin
Ground game: +1.2 vote margin
Gerontocratic leadership unwilling to even try to act as political leaders or advance a coherent vision: -15 vote margin
Someone who is good at elections help, my party is dying
March 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Moderate policy positioning: +1.6 vote margin
Carefully tested ads: +.08 vote margin
Ground game: +1.2 vote margin
Gerontocratic leadership unwilling to even try to act as political leaders or advance a coherent vision: -15 vote margin
Someone who is good at elections help, my party is dying
Carefully tested ads: +.08 vote margin
Ground game: +1.2 vote margin
Gerontocratic leadership unwilling to even try to act as political leaders or advance a coherent vision: -15 vote margin
Someone who is good at elections help, my party is dying
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I'm not a political expert but if you eliminated woke but brutalized all of my friends and got rid of everything i like in the process my first move would be to start woke 2
February 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I'm not a political expert but if you eliminated woke but brutalized all of my friends and got rid of everything i like in the process my first move would be to start woke 2
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Me, trying to explain why the Third Reich was bad to Senate Democrats: “You, actually, a lot middle class workers lost their factory jobs because of all the slave labor”
January 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Me, trying to explain why the Third Reich was bad to Senate Democrats: “You, actually, a lot middle class workers lost their factory jobs because of all the slave labor”
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trying to explain the OSI model to an american: imagine if a burger had 7 patties
December 8, 2024 at 1:35 PM
trying to explain the OSI model to an american: imagine if a burger had 7 patties
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Every small business owner is Hitler
November 30, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Every small business owner is Hitler
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Happy thanksgiving everyone
November 28, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Happy thanksgiving everyone
once I get a driver's license it's over for you all
No GAY has all 5:
- A Job ✅
- Good relationship with father ❌
- Neurotypical brain ❌
- Ability to top ✅
- Driver’s license ❌
- A Job ✅
- Good relationship with father ❌
- Neurotypical brain ❌
- Ability to top ✅
- Driver’s license ❌
No GAY has all 5:
- A Job ❌
- Good relationship with father ❌
- Neurotypical brain ✅ (allegedly)
- Ability to top ✅
- Driver’s license ❌
- A Job ❌
- Good relationship with father ❌
- Neurotypical brain ✅ (allegedly)
- Ability to top ✅
- Driver’s license ❌
November 22, 2024 at 3:35 PM
once I get a driver's license it's over for you all
the crypto bots are now on bsky
November 21, 2024 at 1:58 PM
the crypto bots are now on bsky
many people are saying this
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
November 19, 2024 at 11:17 AM
many people are saying this