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Avocado Eating Dog
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I make data flow through the clouds, but I'd rather be making coffee.

He/him
One of the first things I am going to do in the new year is apply for a job seeker visa in at least one European country. I can't imagine what this country will look like after three more years of...this.
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
"Republicans are actively making things worse. We will address the effects of Republican policy...but we're not going to actively make things better."
The Trump administration’s attacks on the Forest Service are increasing the risk of wildfires.

We will keep fighting to make sure our firefighters have the resources they need to protect themselves and keep us safe.
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Minnesota, here's a sign to show your support for Somali neighbors. Share it, print it, pass it on.

**updated PDF link**

PDF here >> www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/s89ru...
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Pretty sure Christmas music (and modern church music in general) was one of the the inner rings' punishments in early drafts of Dante's Inferno. People who can tolerate it are amazing and I envy their strength, while people with Christmas favorites are terrifying.
What is your favorite "Christian" Christmas song and what is your favorite "Secular" Christmas song?

I will probably always adore "O Come All Ye Faithful" and "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" for Christian.

And "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" for secular.
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The eve of the first snowfall of the season is a helluva time to find out that your car's transfer case is broken again.
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Watching an old hockey fight between most of the 1983 North Stars and Blackhawks on YouTube tonight makes me miss living in section 8 even less than I already did. Half of those goons, probably, played for Warroad or Roseau back in the day.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
See also: January 6th, 2021.
Insanity
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Teenagers are “too young” to make decisions on gender affirming care.

They’re “too young to vote”.

They’re too young to drink.

But they’re not too young to be sex trafficked and raped by Epstein and all his rich pals?

Be serious please.
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Not gonna lie, I think I would rather be one of the prisoners in the Stanford prison experiment than your average empathetic American. At least the prison experiment was able to be stopped.
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I'm thinking about the bullshit that the state party pulled with the Minneapolis mayor endorsement, the bullshit the state party has pulled with the feminist caucus, and now the bullshit being pulled by national conservative Democrats, and the best I can come up with is "why bother."
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Meanwhile, we've given $40bn to Argentina without a second's hesitation.
Trump on SNAP: "Our country has to remain very liquid because problems, catastrophes, wars -- it could be anything. We have to remain liquid. We can't give everything away."
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I hope Satan told Dick Cheney to go fuck himself when he showed up in hell today.
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
A year ago right now, I was just arriving back from a couple weeks in Oslo, Norway. I cannot wait to get back there on a more permanent basis.
September 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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This is all Stephen Miller and his white nationalist project.

Congrats, MAGA and tech bros. You just played yourselves. The best and brightest around the world are going to China and Europe now.

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Trump levies $100k yearly fee on H-1B visas in clampdown on legal immigration
The Trump administration also plans to launch a $1 million gold card visa for wealthy foreigners in a dramatic overhaul of the nation’s paths to legal immigration.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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age 15: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers!

age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends
August 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The DFL's action today is why left leaning people say both parties are the same.
August 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The funny thing about people from Maple Grove getting all weird and angry about people in Minneapolis wanting to abolish the Minneapolis Police Department is that, with vanishingly few exceptions, Maple Grove is not Minneapolis.
August 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
TACO Trump is so incompetent that his "tough on crime" stance in DC and elsewhere is only going to create mass support for defunding and abolishing the police.

What a fucking pathetic, small-handed loser.
August 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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August 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I have spent more money and time on fittings for my stupid water-cooled PC build than I have on the actual PC at this point.

Safe to say that my processor and GPU had better measure fractionally above absolute zero even at full load when this build is actually, finally done.
August 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Someone needs to hear this: The government was created to serve the people; not to operate like a business profiting from us……. It’s meant to work for us, not exploit us. Read that again until it sinks in.
August 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM