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I bike in DC and walk dogs,
the problem with listening to a fantastic album that features a song on Obama's Top Songs of 2022, is that when you listen to That Song you're like "damn, Obama's interns were cooking"
February 6, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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they say i spent time on j-dawg’s, uh, mr. epstein’s island. that’s a terrible lie. i didn’t even get to use the zip line. i mean if there even was a zip line on the island
Trump: [Trevor Noah] said I spent time on Jeffrey’s— Jeffrey Epstein's island. I didn't. He's a lightweight, this guy, I think he's terrible.
February 3, 2026 at 4:11 PM
all up and down 11th street NW cars have 2ft high, 4ft wide snow/ice drifts blocking them in and someone has taped little "if you want help shoveling your car out, hmu" messages to to them
February 3, 2026 at 12:26 PM
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This random online comment from 2018 remains one of the last half-century's most important works of political commentary. crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/l...
January 24, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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please let us have this one
January 14, 2026 at 11:37 PM
All candy Big pretzel Can drink
January 13, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
exciting day for me, I have to try and pronounce the word marscapone to a stranger
September 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
the only two times im cool with wearing my hat backwards:
-riding my bike (lest my hat fly off)
-at the beach (lest I burn my neck)
July 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
in 2026 can DC have our very own Zohran Mamdani moment for our mayoral election? as a treat?
June 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I am thankful for those boosting the freedom flotilla stuff, I'm genuinely very worried for their safety
June 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty.

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
May 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
ok I found a condo I like and I want to put in an offer but I forget who I'm supposed to tell I want to do that to
May 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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People think we live in a democracy and not a dictatorship of capital cause they don’t want to contend with what you have to do to get out of a dictatorship of the ruling class
There is not a single congressional district in the U.S. where more than 15% of voters support cuts to SNAP, the federal program that provides food assistance to millions of low-income Americans.
May 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
happy national bike month! I am apparently a Cargo Bike (bikeleague.org/bike-month-q...)
May 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Happy Wednesday
May 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
didn't pay my dock fee at the himbodome and my houseboat got repossessed
May 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wait this is so funny this is an actual friend request I got
May 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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in honor of national police week, please enjoy this episode of it could happen here from this time last year

www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
May 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
got tickets for a show not realizing that "late show" at the 930 club literally means headliner goes on at 11:30 PM??? but my bed time.....
May 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Lots to be sad about in 2025 but one pretty big victory is there seems to be a lot less clamshell packaging than there was in the 2010s
May 16, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I think I'm going to start treating my condo search like a 1am facebook marketplace

oh you want $375k for 600 ft² ?? would you entertain ... $265k instead?
May 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Happy Birthday to David Byrne, lead singer and guitarist of the Talking Heads, born on this day in 1952, Dumbarton, Scotland

Talking Heads - Psycho Killer (Earliest Live Video, Live at CBGB's,1975)

#punkrock #postpunk #newwave #davidbyrne #talkingheads #history #otd
May 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM