Jack da Dogfather
@itsajack.bsky.social
I want to be better today than I was in my 20s, 30s, and 40s.
Mostly jokes, snark, and naive political opinions.
Be Good to Each Other.
Mostly jokes, snark, and naive political opinions.
Be Good to Each Other.
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The sharks are out for Pam Bondi. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇
February 14, 2026 at 9:10 PM
The sharks are out for Pam Bondi. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇
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February 11, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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U.S. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick has said he had "limited interactions" with Jeffrey Epstein, but documents show they were in business together as recently as 2014.
Lutnick lied under oath to Congress about this, committing perjury and Contempt of Congress.
www.cbsnews.com/news/howard-...
Lutnick lied under oath to Congress about this, committing perjury and Contempt of Congress.
www.cbsnews.com/news/howard-...
Lutnick and Epstein were in business together, Epstein files show
Though the commerce secretary has called his interactions with Epstein as "limited," the two were in business together four years after Epstein's 2008 guilty plea.
www.cbsnews.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:55 AM
U.S. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick has said he had "limited interactions" with Jeffrey Epstein, but documents show they were in business together as recently as 2014.
Lutnick lied under oath to Congress about this, committing perjury and Contempt of Congress.
www.cbsnews.com/news/howard-...
Lutnick lied under oath to Congress about this, committing perjury and Contempt of Congress.
www.cbsnews.com/news/howard-...
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Thread by Thomas Massie:
February 10, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Thread by Thomas Massie:
Just when you thought MAGA couldn't be any more vile, they prove they can be.
Fans of President Donald Trump's MAGA movement lashed out at survivors of Jeffrey Epstein's heinous crimes on Sunday for releasing an advertisement during the Super Bowl.
MAGA fans lash out as Epstein survivors release ad during the Super Bowl: 'A psyop'
Fans of President Donald Trump's MAGA movement lashed out at survivors of Jeffrey Epstein's heinous crimes on Sunday for releasing an advertisement during the Super Bowl. Survivors plan to release an advertisement on social media calling out the Trump administration's handling of the Epstein files. ...
bit.ly
February 9, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Just when you thought MAGA couldn't be any more vile, they prove they can be.
When these people are no longer in power, I hope they are all put in a detention camp in a Florida swamp.
January 23, 2026 at 11:10 PM
When these people are no longer in power, I hope they are all put in a detention camp in a Florida swamp.
Damn. I am having a very bad day. Please share any giraffe facts or pet pictures that you may have.
My insurance just denied coverage for my bypass surgery. My specific cardiac care health insurance.
#dogs #giraffes #healthinsurancesucks
My insurance just denied coverage for my bypass surgery. My specific cardiac care health insurance.
#dogs #giraffes #healthinsurancesucks
January 23, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Damn. I am having a very bad day. Please share any giraffe facts or pet pictures that you may have.
My insurance just denied coverage for my bypass surgery. My specific cardiac care health insurance.
#dogs #giraffes #healthinsurancesucks
My insurance just denied coverage for my bypass surgery. My specific cardiac care health insurance.
#dogs #giraffes #healthinsurancesucks
So... How's your day going?
January 21, 2026 at 7:16 PM
So... How's your day going?
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The Trump family rolls out the grandkids every time their Epstein files coverup heats up
January 19, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The Trump family rolls out the grandkids every time their Epstein files coverup heats up
Hill I will die on: audiobooks are not reading. They are listening, and that is wonderful and great, but don't call it what it isn't.
Reading along in the book while listening is reading AND listening.
Reading along in the book while listening is reading AND listening.
January 19, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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This is the sixth death in ICE custody in 18 days. This isn’t enforcement, it’s a system that cages people, outsources care, and shrugs when they die. Abolish ICE.
January 18, 2026 at 9:29 PM
This is the sixth death in ICE custody in 18 days. This isn’t enforcement, it’s a system that cages people, outsources care, and shrugs when they die. Abolish ICE.
Insomnia sucks; a haiku:
I cannot fall asleep
This blows hairy goat nuggets
Was that seven sylls?
I hope your dreams are as pleasant as my hope to dream in the very near future.
I cannot fall asleep
This blows hairy goat nuggets
Was that seven sylls?
I hope your dreams are as pleasant as my hope to dream in the very near future.
January 15, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Insomnia sucks; a haiku:
I cannot fall asleep
This blows hairy goat nuggets
Was that seven sylls?
I hope your dreams are as pleasant as my hope to dream in the very near future.
I cannot fall asleep
This blows hairy goat nuggets
Was that seven sylls?
I hope your dreams are as pleasant as my hope to dream in the very near future.
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A felon who married an immigrant is telling a lot of y’all that the problems in this country all stem from felons and immigrants.
But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.
But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.
January 12, 2026 at 2:17 PM
A felon who married an immigrant is telling a lot of y’all that the problems in this country all stem from felons and immigrants.
But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.
But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.
Dear Congress people,
Get off your asses. Get on a plane, train, ship, or in a car, and get yourselves to DC and raise holy hell.
Quit whining on social media, and DO SOMETHING!
Get off your asses. Get on a plane, train, ship, or in a car, and get yourselves to DC and raise holy hell.
Quit whining on social media, and DO SOMETHING!
January 4, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Dear Congress people,
Get off your asses. Get on a plane, train, ship, or in a car, and get yourselves to DC and raise holy hell.
Quit whining on social media, and DO SOMETHING!
Get off your asses. Get on a plane, train, ship, or in a car, and get yourselves to DC and raise holy hell.
Quit whining on social media, and DO SOMETHING!
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I know in this age of Trump what’s right & wrong no longer matters, & the law no longer matters. So I’m probably just shouting into the wind, but…what we just did in Venezuela is immoral & illegal. And it makes us no different than any other dictatorial regime that invades another sovereign nation.
January 3, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I know in this age of Trump what’s right & wrong no longer matters, & the law no longer matters. So I’m probably just shouting into the wind, but…what we just did in Venezuela is immoral & illegal. And it makes us no different than any other dictatorial regime that invades another sovereign nation.
So... Trump has attacked Venezuela and abducted their President and First Lady.
Congratulations to the Turnip on driving much of South and Central America toward China and Russia.
Fuckstick.
Congratulations to the Turnip on driving much of South and Central America toward China and Russia.
Fuckstick.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
So... Trump has attacked Venezuela and abducted their President and First Lady.
Congratulations to the Turnip on driving much of South and Central America toward China and Russia.
Fuckstick.
Congratulations to the Turnip on driving much of South and Central America toward China and Russia.
Fuckstick.
May you slam dance into 2026 like:
Billy Idol - Rebel Yell
YouTube video by BillyIdolVEVO
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 5:33 AM
May you slam dance into 2026 like:
Happy New Year from Trixie, who is hiding her face from the neighborhood fireworks, and Momo, who doesn't like Trixie to be in his spot. Marbles and Jasmin are in another room taking naps.
January 1, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Happy New Year from Trixie, who is hiding her face from the neighborhood fireworks, and Momo, who doesn't like Trixie to be in his spot. Marbles and Jasmin are in another room taking naps.
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Didn’t they setup a whole new department to hunt down fraud and then they couldn’t find any and then Elon quit in shame? That happened 11 months ago.
January 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Didn’t they setup a whole new department to hunt down fraud and then they couldn’t find any and then Elon quit in shame? That happened 11 months ago.
Happy New Year if you celebrate it.
January 1, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Happy New Year if you celebrate it.
Every book I've read in 2025: Fuck if I know, I don't keep track. Maybe 6. Shit. 17,000? Beats me. I do remember that I enjoyed most of them. There was a novella about everyone becoming a god if they pray hard enough that I liked a lot.
January 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Every book I've read in 2025: Fuck if I know, I don't keep track. Maybe 6. Shit. 17,000? Beats me. I do remember that I enjoyed most of them. There was a novella about everyone becoming a god if they pray hard enough that I liked a lot.
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Not only does this intentionally violate the First Amendment to the US Constitution, it’s vile to watch mean-spirited, selfish ghouls who starve the poor and kidnap people for their skin color sanctimoniously pretending they follow any of the teachings of Jesus.
December 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Not only does this intentionally violate the First Amendment to the US Constitution, it’s vile to watch mean-spirited, selfish ghouls who starve the poor and kidnap people for their skin color sanctimoniously pretending they follow any of the teachings of Jesus.
Y'all, this may be the best thing you will see this year.
Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
December 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Y'all, this may be the best thing you will see this year.
Happy Christmas from our home to yours.
December 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Happy Christmas from our home to yours.
Happy Christmas eve to you and yours.
Happy Hanukkah!
Happy Satunalia!
Happy any other timely holiday I am missing.
And, Happy belated Festivus to the rest of us!
Happy Hanukkah!
Happy Satunalia!
Happy any other timely holiday I am missing.
And, Happy belated Festivus to the rest of us!
December 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Happy Christmas eve to you and yours.
Happy Hanukkah!
Happy Satunalia!
Happy any other timely holiday I am missing.
And, Happy belated Festivus to the rest of us!
Happy Hanukkah!
Happy Satunalia!
Happy any other timely holiday I am missing.
And, Happy belated Festivus to the rest of us!