Clay(ton) Hansen (he/him)
@itsclaytime.bsky.social
Picture it, San Francisco… 2024.
A cool January night in The Castro, early to pick up Bill from poker on Kite Hill, I walked up Noe.
Jeffrey’s windows were filled w/photos of cute “little” puppies; I told myself “Don’t stop!”
I stopped… 48 hours later 🐾
A cool January night in The Castro, early to pick up Bill from poker on Kite Hill, I walked up Noe.
Jeffrey’s windows were filled w/photos of cute “little” puppies; I told myself “Don’t stop!”
I stopped… 48 hours later 🐾
Can’t wait for the American Nuremberg trials…
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… hopefully in tents atop a bulldozed Mar-a-Lago, financed by seized assets of the orange shitler, its crime family, cabinet & ALL the shit stain “supporters:” corrupt govt officials, insatiably greedy billionaires & project 2024 christo-fascists🖕🏻
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… hopefully in tents atop a bulldozed Mar-a-Lago, financed by seized assets of the orange shitler, its crime family, cabinet & ALL the shit stain “supporters:” corrupt govt officials, insatiably greedy billionaires & project 2024 christo-fascists🖕🏻
Someone tell Lady Dog Killer that "I was just following orders" didn't work at the first Nuremberg trials either.
Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 28, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Can’t wait for the American Nuremberg trials…
⚖️
… hopefully in tents atop a bulldozed Mar-a-Lago, financed by seized assets of the orange shitler, its crime family, cabinet & ALL the shit stain “supporters:” corrupt govt officials, insatiably greedy billionaires & project 2024 christo-fascists🖕🏻
⚖️
… hopefully in tents atop a bulldozed Mar-a-Lago, financed by seized assets of the orange shitler, its crime family, cabinet & ALL the shit stain “supporters:” corrupt govt officials, insatiably greedy billionaires & project 2024 christo-fascists🖕🏻
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Mark your calendars. If you thought the one *before* Minneapolis was big, just wait.
The date for the next No Kings Day is set.
But this is a save the date, not a “sit back and wait.” 🧵
But this is a save the date, not a “sit back and wait.” 🧵
January 28, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Mark your calendars. If you thought the one *before* Minneapolis was big, just wait.
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Only two more days until you can go to an empty theater to see this cinematic masterpiece.
January 28, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Only two more days until you can go to an empty theater to see this cinematic masterpiece.
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He has to go.
January 20, 2026 at 8:55 PM
He has to go.
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When I made this in the early days of the current version of ICE, I didn't really share it much. I thought it was a bit much, overly dramatic, slightly hysterical.....they have since convinced me otherwise.
January 18, 2026 at 8:25 PM
When I made this in the early days of the current version of ICE, I didn't really share it much. I thought it was a bit much, overly dramatic, slightly hysterical.....they have since convinced me otherwise.
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This is the “I canNOT believe you won’t throw the ball after late night walkies!” face… in case you might be wondering what little Miss Thea’s pouting about at, checks time, 11:15p!
January 9, 2026 at 7:29 AM
This is the “I canNOT believe you won’t throw the ball after late night walkies!” face… in case you might be wondering what little Miss Thea’s pouting about at, checks time, 11:15p!
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Sadly, it's accurate... just think were the US and the world could be if we took the alternative...
December 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
ALL these fucking facilitators need to be tried & punished once the hellacious nightmare ends… 🤬
December 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
ALL these fucking facilitators need to be tried & punished once the hellacious nightmare ends… 🤬
Sure… why not? 🤷🏻♂️
December 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Sure… why not? 🤷🏻♂️
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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And the MAGAtes would be okay w/either version of that 🤦🏻♂️
November 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
And the MAGAtes would be okay w/either version of that 🤦🏻♂️
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The Gospel of Professional Christian Mike Johnson:
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The Gospel of Professional Christian Mike Johnson:
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Strange times indeed.
November 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Strange times indeed.
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from the Governor Newsom Press Office acct
from the Governor Newsom Press Office acct
November 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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from the Governor Newsom Press Office acct
from the Governor Newsom Press Office acct
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ImPOSSible to have foreseen THAT, eh? 🤦🏻♂️
P.S. FUCK YOU asshole 🖕🏼
P.S. FUCK YOU asshole 🖕🏼
November 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
ImPOSSible to have foreseen THAT, eh? 🤦🏻♂️
P.S. FUCK YOU asshole 🖕🏼
P.S. FUCK YOU asshole 🖕🏼