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@itsnotmaud.bsky.social

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Sam @itsnotmaud.bsky.social · Feb 18

Reminder, I am an artist, last time I checked. Also, this supposed signal I'm open for commissions lmao.

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Gensin @gensin98.bsky.social · 4h

it was a very chesty halloween for dorothy this year

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Grinda Goat🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 7h

waiting until no one's around in the call to burp loud af

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onion person @junlper.beer · 17h

congrats on your transition #transgender

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you, New York City. Together we made history.

Now let’s get to work.

transition2025.com

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Px64 @px6446.bsky.social · 3h

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🔞R@NDY The Digital Catboy🔞 @fayseguts.bsky.social · 44m

Pierced Ham

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 22h

Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one

Rudy Giuliani on Facebook posting a photo of the twin towers burning on 911 superimposed with his own face and the message "New York, you forgot"

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Grinda Goat🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 11h

my other TTRPG opinion is

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uriex @uriex.bsky.social · 10h

@kamfur.bsky.social

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Chongo T. Artist (commissions open) @chongotheartist.bsky.social · 10h

The large opaque Korean man at my local Batswani Bodega is pissed off at me cuz I keep materializing at the back corner of the store at 3 AM and stealing his weakest customer into the realm of eternal degloving.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 19h

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video.

I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.

But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.

Gregory Pratt @royalpratt.bsky.social · 1d

Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school

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COMMS FULL🍓 @gatorfruitt.bsky.social · 6h

Yo! Cool bisexual lightning ⚡

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Bui Bui 🔜 AXC & MFF @buizilla.bsky.social · 39m

Ten Ton Tanuki 🍱

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onion person @junlper.beer · 12h

the right isn’t really that afraid of zohran mamdani, the thing they’re most afraid of is that his agenda and being unashamed of being an open democratic socialist will work too well

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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 4h

slop era of humanity has been really tough on my soul, and we're not even at maximum slop yet

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RedHour @cowhour.bsky.social · 6h

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 3h

We’re hiring!

Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda.

Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
transition2025.com/apply

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🔞 Hyema 🔞 @skippysbonezone.bsky.social · 12h

werewolf bros taking care of me pregnant with their puppies so i can just loaf around drawing my favorite filthy ocs all day and not worry about rent tbh.......... *manifesting* 🧠

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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 17h

y'all know I draw porn too right?

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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 13h

life has been, overall, a pretty cruel prank but i think when i look back on it, my absolute favorite joke is going to be RFK.

humans looked at that and went "he will lead us in health. the sewage bathing man. the bear eater. the one with, very literally, less than half a brain owing to parasites."

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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 16h

he's bunny bouncing on it (WIP)

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Grinda Goat🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 14h

1000 years of pizza loaf!!!

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sigh @slaychopath.bsky.social · 12h

oh dear I think I'm developing a bit of a fixation

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 16h

A busy first day as your Mayor-elect: early morning interviews, transition announcements and meetings. More to say on all of it tomorrow.

But a highlight was lunch with my Congresswoman @aoc.bsky.social at Laliguras Bistro in Jackson Heights.

Zohran and AOC, smiling together in a restaurant.

Zohran and AOC sitting together at a table.

Nepalese food at Laliguras Bistro, including chili chicken with tingmo bread and aloo dum

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 21h

Brian from Quest 64 standing on a hillside with power lines in the distance behind him

The text "your future doctor is cheating in their online classes right now so you better start eating healthy"

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23h

Zohran Mamdani took New York City by storm last night, with over 50 percent of the vote — despite a torrent of corporate money for Andrew Cuomo.

I was pleased to speak with the new mayor-elect just the other day about his vision for the future. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqU0DAjg0RA

A Conversation with Zohran Mamdani

Robert Reich

www.youtube.com

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