When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game

Inventive People of Portland Dressing as Animals:

Please don't dress as dogs. Your life will not be safe with psychopath Kristi Noem on the rooftops.

MIT declines to sign the compact: "[it] includes principles with which we disagree, including those that would restrict freedom of expression..independence..and..the premise of the document is inconsistent with our core belief that scientific funding should be based on scientific merit alone."

FACT CHECK: STILL TRUE😎

So is paying a sex worker to stay quiet while you run for president. 34 times.

If we are taking in “trillion” of dollars in tariffs:

1. Why haven’t we paid down a cent of the debt?

2. Why can’t we afford to not fuck millions of people over with expiring insurance subsidies?

3. Why is none of it being used to help the abysmal job market?

It sounds like I can be a lawyer too.

I needed this happiness today. Absolutely wonderful to see my friend @markhamillofficial.bsky.social and a very happy birthday to my friend @stephaniemiller.bsky.social

Next he will says Trump won 98% of the landmass. Geezus, since when did “landmass” vote? Just wait till the lakes and streams hear about this, they are going to be pissed.

Someone please tell Sean James — who abandoned the name Sean Burch upon shifting to writing lazy, pro-Trump garbage for Mediaite — that actually the former vice president’s claim of the closest margin this century is accurate.

I saw Paul McCartney in concert last night & predict he has a very bright future ahead of him. 👍

#MarkMyWords

Creepy Steven Miller is the Hitler in waiting we should be worried about. As soon as the old man croaks, he will grab the power seat and the US will be no more. Trump is a useful idiot only looking to extort money.

Creepy Steve is the Hitler in waiting we should be all worried about. As soon as I as the old man croaks, he will grab the power seat and the US will be no more. Trump is a bumbling old geezer looking to extort money.

WHERE ARE THEY?

Google this, you find EIGHT outlets covering it. This one, Miami Herald, Miami Hurricane, Esquire, Irish Legal News, El Pais, Latin Times, & Democracy Now.

NO major media appears to be covering it.

WHY?

They’ve disappeared TWELVE HUNDRED PEOPLE.
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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

I have been told,”this is why we hired him”. F’n idiots.

Some of us do.

If you are Border Czar Homans, and you did NOT take the $50,000 in a paper bag, wouldn't you been screaming at the top of your lungs that you want the FBI tape of the transaction released publicly in order to clear your name?
Yet he isn't doing that. Hmmmm......

Im surprised that people are surprised as to why there’s a huge political gender divide that we see today.
I got an answer: women gained power, men felt threatened that their place on top of the hierarchy and the intrinsic power that came with it is gone
The reason there is more racism is the same

I must confess that when I was younger I expected the future to have more robot butlers and jetpacks, and less fascism and genocide, but here we are.