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The Ballad of Alphonse Jerome @iveyes.io · 7h

Oh no

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 11h

North Texas by 50.

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The Ballad of Alphonse Jerome @iveyes.io · 11h

Yep. MFs was mad at the chickens they chose to roost with

The Ballad of Alphonse Jerome @iveyes.io · 12h

Couldn’t imagine. The folks married to these types be the ones wanting to work in the office full time

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The Ballad of Alphonse Jerome @iveyes.io · 12h

Yep. And that’s a whole other story with women who be purposely obtuse tryna be funny once they find out. That shit be having me ready to snap

The Ballad of Alphonse Jerome @iveyes.io · 12h

Yea I can’t stand mean women. Joking and playful is cool. Standing up for yourself and what not also. But just being mean? Nah

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The Ballad of Alphonse Jerome @iveyes.io · 13h

Trash Panda was getting UPSET too lmao

TresTiffany 🎃 @trestiffany.bsky.social · 2d

“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂

The Ballad of Alphonse Jerome @iveyes.io · 1d

Perfect timing lol

The Ballad of Alphonse Jerome @iveyes.io · 1d

There are two wolves inside of you

Screenshot of a pair of skeets:

Josferatu
@josfera2.bsky.social
Wanna see the Eagles move the ball a whole drive just with the tush push
Tyler Nethers @thatgamesguy.bsky...
So tired of this obnoxious ass play, bro get this shit out of the league yesterday.

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The Ballad of Alphonse Jerome @iveyes.io · 1d

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The Ballad of Alphonse Jerome @iveyes.io · 1d

Truly

The Ballad of Alphonse Jerome @iveyes.io · 1d

Incredible

Poor Righteous Teacher @brothaskeeper.bsky.social · 2d

A glass coffin?

Remains to be seen.

🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher @astonblake.blacksky.app · 2d

THIS is why Black people ask who did the body 😮‍💨🤌🏽

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The Ballad of Alphonse Jerome @iveyes.io · 1d

Dog

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Stephen Wolf @stephenwolf.bsky.social · 1d

Wow. This is a big deal in North Carolina’s legislature. Cecil Brockman holds a safe seat but is often absent or votes with Republicans, helping them override Gov. Stein’s vetoes (they need 1 Dem vote or 2 Dem absences).

If he resigns or gets removed, Dems could replace him with a more reliable Dem

Rep. Cecil Brockman charged with indecent liberties with a child, statutory rape

Brockman, a Democrat, represents a Guilford County district that includes High Point.

www.wunc.org

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The Ballad of Alphonse Jerome @iveyes.io · 1d

Imagine being outside and randomly hearing a kid yell that for the first time. My brain prolly would’ve assumed a pair of oxen, both named Olly, had broken free and were running through the streets lol

The Ballad of Alphonse Jerome @iveyes.io · 1d

Folks really used to just make up terms. Wtf does “olly olly oxen free” mean? Lmao

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The Ballad of Alphonse Jerome @iveyes.io · 2d

Oh wow, A’ja

The Ballad of Alphonse Jerome @iveyes.io · 2d

My Apple Music station be throwing me some HEAT I hadn’t heard before, on occasion. Them artists they be tryna recommend either fire or ass & it’s from a song I was listening to in order to study something about its composition lol

The Ballad of Alphonse Jerome @iveyes.io · 2d

She is unhinged and also hilarious. A good time is usually had around her lol

The Ballad of Alphonse Jerome @iveyes.io · 3d

She did recently tell me she beat one of her BFs with a broom cuz he did something crazy lol

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The Ballad of Alphonse Jerome @iveyes.io · 3d

My sister used to put the biggest proof everclear in her drinks before she left the house lol

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The Ballad of Alphonse Jerome @iveyes.io · 3d

I took two sips of a 4Loko and knew that shit wasn’t meant for human consumption

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The Ballad of Alphonse Jerome @iveyes.io · 3d

Stefanski does not wanna play him. And I know he salty about saying no to Baltimore. Would’ve probably been on the field getting reps. Especially if Lamar’s injury lingers and they fall further out of the playoff hunt

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Cam @camislike.com · 3d

Spotify has shit quality compared to even YouTube Music.

Spotify actively tries to avoid paying royalties to small artists

Spotify has a terrible interface

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Cam @camislike.com · 3d

Begging everyone to get rid of Spotify not just because of this but because they actively hate musicians to an extent even other streamers do not

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 4d

Spotify is partnering with ChatGPT

• Will personalize music and podcast recommendations

• Available on an opt-in basis

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The Ballad of Alphonse Jerome @iveyes.io · 3d

Andrew Berry saw Stefanski not elevating Shedeur up the depth chart and said fuck it, we’ll just get rid of Flacco so you have no choice lmao (Bailey Zappe is gonna get moved to second string and ima yell-laugh)

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