The Ballad of Alphonse Jerome
@iveyes.io
It’s harder than it looks, judging covers by the book. INFP. 守破離.
Fanute the coupe through the post, dog.
Fanute the coupe through the post, dog.
You’re welcome 🫱🏽🫲🏾
Here are the accounts I interacted with the most on Bluesky in 2025 in terms of overall engagements:
1. @iveyes.io
2. @ellofuzzy.bsky.social
3. @ceepain.bsky.social
4. @ronquixote.blacksky.app
5. @glendre.bsky.social
See yours here: anisota.net/harvest
1. @iveyes.io
2. @ellofuzzy.bsky.social
3. @ceepain.bsky.social
4. @ronquixote.blacksky.app
5. @glendre.bsky.social
See yours here: anisota.net/harvest
Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest 2025 (Bluesky Wrapped)
A recap of your year on Bluesky. Discover patterns, connections, and insights from your journey in the ATmosphere.
anisota.net
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You’re welcome 🫱🏽🫲🏾
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Not trying to burst any bubbles; but Spotify is over.
They are airing ICE recruitment ads, the CEO has been investing in military/AI tech, they barely pay their artists; sometimes a percentage of a cent per stream, they promote “fake/AI artist” playlists, and there’s major concerns about data use.
They are airing ICE recruitment ads, the CEO has been investing in military/AI tech, they barely pay their artists; sometimes a percentage of a cent per stream, they promote “fake/AI artist” playlists, and there’s major concerns about data use.
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Not trying to burst any bubbles; but Spotify is over.
They are airing ICE recruitment ads, the CEO has been investing in military/AI tech, they barely pay their artists; sometimes a percentage of a cent per stream, they promote “fake/AI artist” playlists, and there’s major concerns about data use.
They are airing ICE recruitment ads, the CEO has been investing in military/AI tech, they barely pay their artists; sometimes a percentage of a cent per stream, they promote “fake/AI artist” playlists, and there’s major concerns about data use.
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“Bottle after bottle after bottle in this MF”
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
“Bottle after bottle after bottle in this MF”
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"4 men walk in the booth, 1 note comes out: the Jagged Edge story, this fall in BET+"
My favorite thing about Jagged Edge... four people singing a two part harmony
We need that Jagged Edge masculinity back. Baby I’m a thug in these streets, ask about me, but I ain’t too proud to be rolling around in a rainstorm begging for that ass.
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
"4 men walk in the booth, 1 note comes out: the Jagged Edge story, this fall in BET+"
“One Durag, One Sound”
My favorite thing about Jagged Edge... four people singing a two part harmony
We need that Jagged Edge masculinity back. Baby I’m a thug in these streets, ask about me, but I ain’t too proud to be rolling around in a rainstorm begging for that ass.
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
“One Durag, One Sound”
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The three categories of Kiffin Gossip now flooding out of Oxford are The Dog Is Fake, He Is A Yoga Nuisance, and the other one. My personal favorite is Dog
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The three categories of Kiffin Gossip now flooding out of Oxford are The Dog Is Fake, He Is A Yoga Nuisance, and the other one. My personal favorite is Dog
The simple answer is he’s 5’9 lol. Any professional bball or football player that tall is probably gonna thrive in situations where they are being doubted lol
Watching Bryce Young back and I’m finding it impossible to square this with Monday’s film. Like truly makes no sense. Anyone have theories?
The first rule of picking Panthers games is don’t pick Panthers games. Once you realize this you will be free.
December 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The simple answer is he’s 5’9 lol. Any professional bball or football player that tall is probably gonna thrive in situations where they are being doubted lol
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
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every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
I’ve seen this movie before. Congrats to OSU lol
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I’ve seen this movie before. Congrats to OSU lol
This game got the potential to get ugly lol
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This game got the potential to get ugly lol
That was clearly a fumble but fuck it lmao
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
That was clearly a fumble but fuck it lmao
Good lord, Barham is a fucking idiot
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Good lord, Barham is a fucking idiot
Jackson put Rolder in a blender. Good grief
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Jackson put Rolder in a blender. Good grief
Barham be going so far wide tryna rush the passer every play, he always leaves a big ass rushing lane
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Barham be going so far wide tryna rush the passer every play, he always leaves a big ass rushing lane
Big play, Zeke!
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Big play, Zeke!
Gus finally decided to stop jinxing Zvada
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Gus finally decided to stop jinxing Zvada
Chip dialing up some bullshit early
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Chip dialing up some bullshit early
Bredeson is hurt and I forgot that. Running game might not pop a big run like that first one again lol
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Bredeson is hurt and I forgot that. Running game might not pop a big run like that first one again lol
Jordan Marshall back
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Jordan Marshall back
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It’s the Xhosa baby for me. Those little clicks 🥹
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It’s the Xhosa baby for me. Those little clicks 🥹
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The amount of brown nosing the managers in my org do on calls is such nasty work. Just a bunch of grandstanding and chiming in with “I agree” tryna get a promotion that doesn’t even exist lmao
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The amount of brown nosing the managers in my org do on calls is such nasty work. Just a bunch of grandstanding and chiming in with “I agree” tryna get a promotion that doesn’t even exist lmao