jacob
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an erotic story in only three words
December 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
an erotic story in only three words
who up decking their halls⁉️
🎄🎄🎅🏼🎁💝❄️⛄️☃️🌨️🧣🎄🎅🏼
🎄🎄🎅🏼🎁💝❄️⛄️☃️🌨️🧣🎄🎅🏼
December 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
who up decking their halls⁉️
🎄🎄🎅🏼🎁💝❄️⛄️☃️🌨️🧣🎄🎅🏼
🎄🎄🎅🏼🎁💝❄️⛄️☃️🌨️🧣🎄🎅🏼
haven't seen tonight's episode yet but really not liking the series so far—feels like it's pretty right-wing social commentary with a veneer of left-wing discourse/rhetoric, basically the same as last series of dr who lol
The war between the land and the sea is just not good.
I wanted to like it. I don't.
It's every RTD buzzword and trope smashing you in the face ad nauseam.
Mariana Trench size plot holes GLARING through whilst chiche after cliche is spoken at me over dramatic strings. It's just not good.
I wanted to like it. I don't.
It's every RTD buzzword and trope smashing you in the face ad nauseam.
Mariana Trench size plot holes GLARING through whilst chiche after cliche is spoken at me over dramatic strings. It's just not good.
December 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
haven't seen tonight's episode yet but really not liking the series so far—feels like it's pretty right-wing social commentary with a veneer of left-wing discourse/rhetoric, basically the same as last series of dr who lol
ik it's like 2 weeks late but thoughts on my wrapped ?? 🫣
December 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
ik it's like 2 weeks late but thoughts on my wrapped ?? 🫣
my bday in a month oomfies what are you all getting me!! 🤭
December 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
my bday in a month oomfies what are you all getting me!! 🤭
need someone to force me to exercise cos at this rate I will become one with my bed at some point in early 2026....
December 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
need someone to force me to exercise cos at this rate I will become one with my bed at some point in early 2026....
Who would have thought a full time masters and working part time would be so much work...
December 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Who would have thought a full time masters and working part time would be so much work...
every year I get sick around Christmas and every year I get surprised that I get sick around Christmas time... one day I will learn and plan accordingly
December 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
every year I get sick around Christmas and every year I get surprised that I get sick around Christmas time... one day I will learn and plan accordingly
in no particular order xoxo
December 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
in no particular order xoxo
Working until 7:45pm today.. no one talk to me :/
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Working until 7:45pm today.. no one talk to me :/
Shop across the street just started making the most annoying beeping sound at night... gonna kms
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Shop across the street just started making the most annoying beeping sound at night... gonna kms
meh first dates are always the worst.. at least bad ones are fun to gossip about after :/
November 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
meh first dates are always the worst.. at least bad ones are fun to gossip about after :/
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we're in a gullibility epidemic
November 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
we're in a gullibility epidemic
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Sky Marchini@sky.skymarchini.net •2m
yesterday I think I'm gonna bake this chicken at 400 for an hour and then serve them over plain white rice with no vegetables and eat them
while listening to Joe Rogan
[photo of foil covered pan with 3 sad raw slices of chicken breast covered in light oil]
jamelle
@jamellebouie
are you serious?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dsbpb3w7glnyddtbewg73g74/bafkreihqsn3rvegylgomife4lufzxmsvfs2iaanvz6cxolmsa2zco2td7m@jpeg)
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maybe it's easy for me to say as someone whose music taste is rarely represented in music awards, but I kind of don't care if my favourite albums get nominated? Like if I like it, I like it, if not, then I don't– I don't really care if the album gets formal external recognition
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
maybe it's easy for me to say as someone whose music taste is rarely represented in music awards, but I kind of don't care if my favourite albums get nominated? Like if I like it, I like it, if not, then I don't– I don't really care if the album gets formal external recognition
Roma citta aperta and Dead of Night 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
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November 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Roma citta aperta and Dead of Night 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
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I’m using LUX as a taste // u can sit with me indicator btw
November 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I’m using LUX as a taste // u can sit with me indicator btw
I hate it when men on this app add you on other apps, use you then block you on everything.. does wonders for your already bruised self confidence 🫠🫠
November 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I hate it when men on this app add you on other apps, use you then block you on everything.. does wonders for your already bruised self confidence 🫠🫠
I'm wine drink tonight oomfies... you know what that means (reminder my dms are open 🤭)
November 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I'm wine drink tonight oomfies... you know what that means (reminder my dms are open 🤭)
need him 😩
November 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
need him 😩
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These being the only two traitor winners from the Traitors UK is so funny to me #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
These being the only two traitor winners from the Traitors UK is so funny to me #CelebrityTraitors
I'm not drinking for the foreseeable future (until someone asks me to go pub)
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I'm not drinking for the foreseeable future (until someone asks me to go pub)
may or may not have drunk far too much last night 🫣🫣🫣
November 2, 2025 at 10:29 AM
may or may not have drunk far too much last night 🫣🫣🫣
halloween 2026... I'll be finished with my masters... working a full time job (hopefully)... I shall become unstoppable 🤭🤭
November 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
halloween 2026... I'll be finished with my masters... working a full time job (hopefully)... I shall become unstoppable 🤭🤭