General Terrier Commander of the War On Christmas
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Being thankful at a time there is little to be thankful about
Today is Thanksgiving and it has been a rough year. For those who don’t know I lost my job a few months ago, and I have been living on what is left of my retirement since then, as the job market is ro...
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Happy Thanksgiving, It's a rough year but I am still Thankful
Susan Dell looks like whatever the logical opposite of Dorian Grey would be.
December 3, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Susan Dell looks like whatever the logical opposite of Dorian Grey would be.
I'm sorry, what the fuck is this creature they brought into the Whitehouse? This looks like a Clair Obscur Nevron
December 3, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I'm sorry, what the fuck is this creature they brought into the Whitehouse? This looks like a Clair Obscur Nevron
I think you shouldn’t worry about the people who would take advantage of such things, they are often socially discouraged, but importantly there is not actually many people who do this. Not enough to devote special effort to, really.
Balancing "no person with a disability should be denied accommodations" with "it's important to discourage non-disabled people from pretending to be disabled to take advantage of these accommodations" is really difficult and I don't have a great answer for what anyone should do about it.
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I think you shouldn’t worry about the people who would take advantage of such things, they are often socially discouraged, but importantly there is not actually many people who do this. Not enough to devote special effort to, really.
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Still, you have to admit, TN-7 going for a 14 point swing left is an incredible indictment, and I guarantee it caught the notice of less safe R seats.
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Still, you have to admit, TN-7 going for a 14 point swing left is an incredible indictment, and I guarantee it caught the notice of less safe R seats.
I’ve never been more optimistic of Behns odds then right now
Y’all talked too much about the TN-7 race, turned it high salience, juiced turnout, and wrecked Dems’ chances of sneaking in a win.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I’ve never been more optimistic of Behns odds then right now
STOP THE COUNT
The GOP: “I don’t understand why they aren’t more enthusiastic about our whole ‘go fuck yourself’ governing strategy.”
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
STOP THE COUNT
Jesus fuck we used to collectively punish this kind of racism
Is this clear enough or are we still doing that whole thing where we pretend it’s about “crime”?
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Jesus fuck we used to collectively punish this kind of racism
Hey, this time maybe remember this bloodlust if we ever gain power?
Fox’s Greg Gutfeld on double tap boat strike: “It's just better for us to kill them in the ocean, make them shark feed, be done with it”
December 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Hey, this time maybe remember this bloodlust if we ever gain power?
Jesus Christ they went from “counter culture rebels” to pearl clutching Nannies in record time.
Does the White House think this is going to win them support with Gen Z?
December 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Jesus Christ they went from “counter culture rebels” to pearl clutching Nannies in record time.
How all of yall should be
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
How all of yall should be
I think looking up and seeing Mr. fucking Beast would be the moment my mind shatters and suddenly I’m a denizen of whatever world I’m inhabiting atm.
I literally cannot imagine a worse shrooms scenario than livestreaming myself taking a hero dose and inviting MrBeast to show up www.wired.com/story/bryan-...
Bryan Johnson Has Discovered Shrooms, and He Really Wants You to Know It
The longevity entrepreneur’s five-and-a-half-hour livestreamed trip is antithetical to the introspective nature of the drug. But the stunt could reduce stigma around psychedelics.
www.wired.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I think looking up and seeing Mr. fucking Beast would be the moment my mind shatters and suddenly I’m a denizen of whatever world I’m inhabiting atm.
It kind of fit because a lot of us are going to be homeless soon.
I could have spent a year and would never have come up with a worse slogan than “Strong Floor, No Ceiling.”
December 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It kind of fit because a lot of us are going to be homeless soon.
Sore throats suck so fucking bad, man. Just your entire existence just sucks for a fucking week every year and there is nothing you can do about it.
December 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Sore throats suck so fucking bad, man. Just your entire existence just sucks for a fucking week every year and there is nothing you can do about it.
It seems we’ve finally found a true bipartisan meeting place, common ground for the country and that’s supporting Israel in their obsessive campaign in bombing children.
New: Hillary Clinton will be speaking at an event hosted by Israel Hayom (Israel's most read newspaper, run by Israeli-American billionaire & Trump megadonor Miriam Adelson).
She'll join John Fetterman, Eric Adams, Trump UN Ambassador Mike Waltz, Biden official Amos Hochstein, and Israeli officials
She'll join John Fetterman, Eric Adams, Trump UN Ambassador Mike Waltz, Biden official Amos Hochstein, and Israeli officials
December 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It seems we’ve finally found a true bipartisan meeting place, common ground for the country and that’s supporting Israel in their obsessive campaign in bombing children.
After the Mamdani meeting Miller had Trump strapped to the chair from a Clockwork Orange until he expressed hatred for “affordability”
December 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
After the Mamdani meeting Miller had Trump strapped to the chair from a Clockwork Orange until he expressed hatred for “affordability”
You will soon be forbidden from pursuing such questions in accordance with University rules and regulations.
So our campus just announced the six undergraduate programs being put on the chopping block.
One of them is Philosophy.
Philosophy.
Can we be a university without offering a Philosophy major?
One of them is Philosophy.
Philosophy.
Can we be a university without offering a Philosophy major?
December 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
You will soon be forbidden from pursuing such questions in accordance with University rules and regulations.
Every Trump Cabinet Meeting:
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Every Trump Cabinet Meeting:
lol “your stupid money is backed by oil and war, where as my SMART money is based on oil and war with extra steps.”
Your Fiat money is far stupider'er, it's backed by oil and war. Bitcoin is smart, it's backed by electrons.
December 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
lol “your stupid money is backed by oil and war, where as my SMART money is based on oil and war with extra steps.”
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More like BUTTcoin, am I right folks???
December 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
More like BUTTcoin, am I right folks???
They made class conscious awareness of the relation of labor to profit synonymous with “backwards idiot” and we wonder why leftists movements have such a hard time getting footing in this country.
An easy way to explain luddites:
Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand.
And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before.
That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.
Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand.
And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before.
That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.
December 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
They made class conscious awareness of the relation of labor to profit synonymous with “backwards idiot” and we wonder why leftists movements have such a hard time getting footing in this country.
Jesus, that’s pretty openly racist, even for his ass.
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Jesus, that’s pretty openly racist, even for his ass.
lol he fucking HATES
Vance so much
Vance so much
Trump: "I watched JD Vance destroy Tim Walz in a debate, I couldn't tell who was more incompetent, that man or my man, I had a man and he had a man, both incompetent, I had a woman who was incompetent but now she's leading the field."
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
lol he fucking HATES
Vance so much
Vance so much
Just three hours of his entire cabinet sucking hai dick from the back side. This can’t be pleasurable anymore even for him.
Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Just three hours of his entire cabinet sucking hai dick from the back side. This can’t be pleasurable anymore even for him.
Tbf I often feel sleepy when Reek is off on one of his speeches.
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Tbf I often feel sleepy when Reek is off on one of his speeches.