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Conservative Catholics got mad because the Pope actually believes in God and that's Wicked Funny: a former Catholic Perspective
Earlier this week the Deep Dish Pope made an announcement that it's pretty bad actually from a biblical perspective to do an ethnic cleansing. In fact he feels that is bad for the soul, so now conserv...
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I wrote a short piece on the beef between the Diocese and American Catholics.
"The Oversight Comittee can have anything they are LEGALLY entitled to" is a hell of a tell. He's gonna try to claim he can't release the rest of the files cause he opened up a bunch of investigations.
Trump: "House Republicans should vote to release the Epstein files, because we have nothing to hide."
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
"The Oversight Comittee can have anything they are LEGALLY entitled to" is a hell of a tell. He's gonna try to claim he can't release the rest of the files cause he opened up a bunch of investigations.
Yep, THEERREE'S the Catholic Church I know.
Many people dismissed the announcement Catholic hospitals will ban gender-affirming care nationwide under the assumption that there will be other options. In reality, Catholic hospitals make up as much 46% of options in some states. This map is 2020, prior to Trump’s assault on safety net hospitals.
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Yep, THEERREE'S the Catholic Church I know.
This is unintendedly the funniest fucking thing I think I've ever read, pitching seasoning your damn food as connecting you to the Roman Legion and James Bond, and it's Salt, Pepper, and fucking Baking Soda. If you wrote this intentionally I would call you a genius.
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
This is unintendedly the funniest fucking thing I think I've ever read, pitching seasoning your damn food as connecting you to the Roman Legion and James Bond, and it's Salt, Pepper, and fucking Baking Soda. If you wrote this intentionally I would call you a genius.
It's also like 25% smaller man, and lots of people lost their access to SNAP and they job, so I don't think this is convincing.
Trump shamelessly lies: "Go to Walmart and other companies, and in every case it's about 25% that a Thanksgiving meal and surroundings are 25% lower. That's big fact."
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
It's also like 25% smaller man, and lots of people lost their access to SNAP and they job, so I don't think this is convincing.
Calling it, they GOP will officially endorse NAMBLA by the end of November.
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Calling it, they GOP will officially endorse NAMBLA by the end of November.
I pray liberals understand that she is definitely not "waking up" and turning good. She's positioning herself for a post-Trump MAGA, something that if it gained traction would be 1000x worse than Trump MAGA.Imagine how bad it would be if Trump believed this shit and wasn't just a dottering invalid.
Marjorie Taylor Greene is standing up to Trump on the Epstein files, but she's also urging Dana Bash to interview outspoken antisemite Nick Fuentes. She wants to push Trump aside for something even worse.
Marjorie Taylor Greene Apologizes for Her ‘Toxic Politics’
Greene’s comments come as she is embroiled in a public feud with Trump over his refusal to release the Epstein files.
time.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I pray liberals understand that she is definitely not "waking up" and turning good. She's positioning herself for a post-Trump MAGA, something that if it gained traction would be 1000x worse than Trump MAGA.Imagine how bad it would be if Trump believed this shit and wasn't just a dottering invalid.
thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind
The plow, the steam engine, electricity — all replaced muscle. AI replaces cognition. If you spend your day “reading lots of stuff and turning it into straight English,” well… so does the machine. The goal now is to learn from history and cushion the blow better than last time.
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind
Didn't he just open up an FBI investigation about this "Fake News"?
Trump on Epstein Files: I don’t want to talk about it because fake news like you—you’re a terrible reporter—fake news like you just keeps bringing up to deflect from the tremendous success of The Trump Admin
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Didn't he just open up an FBI investigation about this "Fake News"?
Oh... Oh we're broke.
BESSENT: “THE $2,000 DIVIDEND COULD COME IN LOTS OF FORMS… IT COULD BE JUST THE TAX DECREASES. IT COULD BE NO TAX ON TIPS.”
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Oh... Oh we're broke.
Nihilists are weak, Imagine letting a little thing like the crushing absence of meaning in the universe keep you from enjoying all this goofy shit.
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Nihilists are weak, Imagine letting a little thing like the crushing absence of meaning in the universe keep you from enjoying all this goofy shit.
The worst part is the absolute damage to the power of using "antisemitism" as an alarmbell this is doing. People will have a hard time taking actual antisemitism seriously, because these fucks spent all of its political Capital attacking a kids show actor who is upset about a fucking genocide.
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The worst part is the absolute damage to the power of using "antisemitism" as an alarmbell this is doing. People will have a hard time taking actual antisemitism seriously, because these fucks spent all of its political Capital attacking a kids show actor who is upset about a fucking genocide.
Operation MIDNIGHT HAMMER is what I call going to the gay bar to pick up a bottom.
November 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Operation MIDNIGHT HAMMER is what I call going to the gay bar to pick up a bottom.
It's so funny that the Trump sucked off Bill Clinton meme has broken right wing brains that they literally just turned into this guy
November 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It's so funny that the Trump sucked off Bill Clinton meme has broken right wing brains that they literally just turned into this guy
Yamcha would never vote conservative
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Yamcha would never vote conservative
I wrote a short piece on the beef between the Diocese and American Catholics.
Conservative Catholics got mad because the Pope actually believes in God and that's Wicked Funny: a former Catholic Perspective
Earlier this week the Deep Dish Pope made an announcement that it's pretty bad actually from a biblical perspective to do an ethnic cleansing. In fact he feels that is bad for the soul, so now conserv...
the-terrier.ghost.io
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I wrote a short piece on the beef between the Diocese and American Catholics.
Not that it matters but this is literally mentioned in the constitution as an impeachable offense.
A foreign country bribed the president with a bar of gold.
Where are my Originalists at?
Where are my Originalists at?
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Not that it matters but this is literally mentioned in the constitution as an impeachable offense.
The NYTimes is slowly becoming nostalgic for a bygone age when their editors could hang out with a child rapist.
omfg it's real archive.ph/hvTdW
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The NYTimes is slowly becoming nostalgic for a bygone age when their editors could hang out with a child rapist.
Great power went out for my entire neighborhood. Not even a storm so who knows what happened, ghost got in the wire idk
November 16, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Great power went out for my entire neighborhood. Not even a storm so who knows what happened, ghost got in the wire idk
The Pope is radiating the aura of the holy ghost the way he swagger like that.
Scanning the crowd at that Pope Leo film thing at the Vatican. Spike Lee and Cate Blanchett sure, but front row seat for Dario Argento 💥...
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The Pope is radiating the aura of the holy ghost the way he swagger like that.
Goddamn man, they got mad at pronouns so now our economy is fucked, they're kidnapping our neighbors, and we don't even have weed anymore. You know we're allowed to be upset about that even as Republicans call it a victory when we get mad.
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Goddamn man, they got mad at pronouns so now our economy is fucked, they're kidnapping our neighbors, and we don't even have weed anymore. You know we're allowed to be upset about that even as Republicans call it a victory when we get mad.
You know part of what's made this whole thing barely bearable is the presence of Cheap Weed. Without that I think we might riot.
The provision, tucked into the spending bill that could end the US government shutdown, would ban intoxicating hemp-derived THC products, including gummies and drinks.
A Proposed Federal THC Ban Would ‘Wipe Out’ Hemp Products That Get People High
The provision, tucked into the spending bill that could end the US government shutdown, would ban intoxicating hemp-derived THC products, including gummies and drinks.
wrd.cm
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
You know part of what's made this whole thing barely bearable is the presence of Cheap Weed. Without that I think we might riot.
If Pope Leo Excommunicates Vance, Homan, and Walsh, I will return to the Church, get my confirmation, and attend Mass at least a few times a year while ignoring the Padre like a good Catholic.
US Bishops have responded to attacks by Border Czar Tom Homan: “The bishops of the United States have spoken together and in unity with Pope Leo XIV.”
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
If Pope Leo Excommunicates Vance, Homan, and Walsh, I will return to the Church, get my confirmation, and attend Mass at least a few times a year while ignoring the Padre like a good Catholic.
Not for nothing, I still find it incredibly funny that conservatives have been calling Catholicism "based" for the last 5 fucking years and now they're about to splinter into a new Protestant Sect because the Dioses are um... Christian. With Christian beliefs.
November 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Not for nothing, I still find it incredibly funny that conservatives have been calling Catholicism "based" for the last 5 fucking years and now they're about to splinter into a new Protestant Sect because the Dioses are um... Christian. With Christian beliefs.
I appreciate that everyone is saying that Tom Homan and the ghouls getting mad at the Bishop of the Vatican for uh... believe in Jesus' teaching... aren't Catholic... but y'all have a really, really optimistic view on your average American Catholic because that ain't uncoimmon among Caths, dawg.
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I appreciate that everyone is saying that Tom Homan and the ghouls getting mad at the Bishop of the Vatican for uh... believe in Jesus' teaching... aren't Catholic... but y'all have a really, really optimistic view on your average American Catholic because that ain't uncoimmon among Caths, dawg.
People who are saying that Matt Walsh and Tom Homan aren't Catholics because they are loudly angry at the Pope, I am willing to bet didn't grow up Catholic, because this is a species of Catholic that we call "THAT Uncle" and Catholics are all too familiar with them.
November 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
People who are saying that Matt Walsh and Tom Homan aren't Catholics because they are loudly angry at the Pope, I am willing to bet didn't grow up Catholic, because this is a species of Catholic that we call "THAT Uncle" and Catholics are all too familiar with them.