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Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.
ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.
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As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.
ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.
ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
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I just think they're neat!
January 22, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I just think they're neat!
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They had the audacity to claim Bluesky didn't have the juice, but not since peak Twitter have I logged off for an evening and come back to my entire feed speaking in a new language of rapid-fire in-jokes that I have to reverse-engineer to figure out what's happening. That, my friends, is The Juice.
Two big guys walked up front and started yelling at the pilot and the pilot screamed that they weren't going to Davos, they were going to Vienna, Virginia and that he had to get home to his family.
wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
January 21, 2026 at 7:20 AM
They had the audacity to claim Bluesky didn't have the juice, but not since peak Twitter have I logged off for an evening and come back to my entire feed speaking in a new language of rapid-fire in-jokes that I have to reverse-engineer to figure out what's happening. That, my friends, is The Juice.
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sometime this year, donald trump is going to say the money we took from other countries in the form of tariffs will be used to pay for greenland and the right-wing propaganda machine will repeat it. it won't matter that this makes no sense at all bc nothing matters.
January 19, 2026 at 1:54 AM
sometime this year, donald trump is going to say the money we took from other countries in the form of tariffs will be used to pay for greenland and the right-wing propaganda machine will repeat it. it won't matter that this makes no sense at all bc nothing matters.
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if you ever type the words "anti-nazi slop" a robot hand should come out of the computer and point a gun at you until you say "jk". and if you don't say jk something else happens
January 18, 2026 at 4:45 PM
if you ever type the words "anti-nazi slop" a robot hand should come out of the computer and point a gun at you until you say "jk". and if you don't say jk something else happens
commander night 2 down :)
January 18, 2026 at 6:58 AM
commander night 2 down :)
2.5 hour commute home. Bury me up to my head in the sand. Send a kicker to blast my head straight into the uprights but fake out at the last second to pass me to the running back to get that 2 point conversion. I am dead, and the crowd cheers. That was the game winning point, and it is at my funeral
January 15, 2026 at 12:37 AM
2.5 hour commute home. Bury me up to my head in the sand. Send a kicker to blast my head straight into the uprights but fake out at the last second to pass me to the running back to get that 2 point conversion. I am dead, and the crowd cheers. That was the game winning point, and it is at my funeral
Working so late that I am contemplating going to a card store on the west side to peruse singles if I’m already gonna be home late anyway
January 14, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Working so late that I am contemplating going to a card store on the west side to peruse singles if I’m already gonna be home late anyway
My hope with friends and acquaintances getting into magic this year is that it is an avenue for me to most importantly make genuine new friends in my 30s but also potentially people to go in on booster boxes together lol
January 14, 2026 at 8:08 PM
My hope with friends and acquaintances getting into magic this year is that it is an avenue for me to most importantly make genuine new friends in my 30s but also potentially people to go in on booster boxes together lol
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The amount of MTG card research and deck editing I’ve done over the past couple of days exceeds the amount of effort I’ve ever done for a work or school project
January 13, 2026 at 8:18 PM
The amount of MTG card research and deck editing I’ve done over the past couple of days exceeds the amount of effort I’ve ever done for a work or school project
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I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.
January 11, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.
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Commander is so freaking fun. Cloud hates to see me draw him
January 10, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Commander is so freaking fun. Cloud hates to see me draw him
Even when it rains the New Years Fireworks won’t be stopped
January 1, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Even when it rains the New Years Fireworks won’t be stopped
Great evening with my friends :) I love dnd
December 29, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Great evening with my friends :) I love dnd
Losing my mind at seeing all the gambling shit that’s just permeated the internet. I’m so tired of it
December 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Losing my mind at seeing all the gambling shit that’s just permeated the internet. I’m so tired of it
This is going to be the period in history that we'll look back on as the true evidence that actual attempts to establish America as a "Christian Nation" led to wildly significant more problems than it was purported to solve, from the top down. heavy air quotes on the christian part, too.
Here’s the U.S. government being officially religious in a country with no official religion.
December 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is going to be the period in history that we'll look back on as the true evidence that actual attempts to establish America as a "Christian Nation" led to wildly significant more problems than it was purported to solve, from the top down. heavy air quotes on the christian part, too.
"Lightning doesn't strike twice," said the man who at the end of his sentence got struck by lightning two more times, "and certainly not thrice"
December 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"Lightning doesn't strike twice," said the man who at the end of his sentence got struck by lightning two more times, "and certainly not thrice"
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
The only gift I need 😸❤️
December 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
The only gift I need 😸❤️
uh oh I may become a warframe guy and it might distract from my mental health issues. Or worsen it
December 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
uh oh I may become a warframe guy and it might distract from my mental health issues. Or worsen it