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Jacob
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exercising my constitutional rights to peacefully critique my favorite sports teams

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he/him
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Puka Nacua, moments after the Rams' OT loss to the Seahawks:
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
al michaels is so fucking cooked my god
Rashid Shaheed runs a punt back for a TD and the Seahawks are back in it
December 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Our new golden age of free speech, where opposition to immigration enforcement can trigger a federal investigation
December 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
so long world, I can only listen to this guy talk about sewer pump impellers for so long
December 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
listening to a slow-talking moron on a work call and I'm gonna go do the Joker pencil trick to myself to escape this misery
December 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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every college coach should be arrested just in case
December 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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The David Brooks thing is simply extraordinary. Writing a column called "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" when you know you are part of the Epstein story. Legendary stuff
December 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
credit where it's due, important piece
Here is a gift link to the NYT Trump Epstein article that has explosive new claims.

The piece briefly touches on 14-year-old Jane Doe, who says Epstein brought her to meet Trump at Mar-a-Lago. I wrote about that last month (link below.)

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
‘Don’s Best Friend’: How Epstein and Trump Bonded Over the Pursuit of Women
www.nytimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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They booked a bunch of 14 year old models to come to a Mar A Lago party, told them to dress sexy and tried to ply them with alcohol.
These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
December 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
confirmation that I am a Normal person with Normal friends. none of my IRL contacts are here
v1.112 is live!

We’re launching Find Friends, a contact import feature that helps you find people you know on Bluesky.

Try it! In the mobile app, go to Settings → Find friends from contacts.

Read how we took a more secure approach to this than other platforms: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
December 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
2, 3, 6, 12, and 15 goated fr
This list of the most popular beer brands in America might frighten some European beer connoisseurs. To me these brjng back memories of visiting the US in younger years.
December 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Pour one out for Dan Bongino
December 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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It's astonishing how nakedly imperialist this war is. A throwback to the pre-WW2 consensus, and in an especially bad way.

And there's zero chance it'll be profitable--it's cargo cult imperialism based on delusions about economics, war, and international politics.
Trump on Venezuela: "Getting land, oil rights, whatever we had -- they took it away because we had a president that maybe wasn't watching. But they're not gonna do that. We want it back. They took our oil rights. We had a lot of oil there. They threw our companies out. And we want it back."
December 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
maddening how many people are falling for this MTG bit
December 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
obviously not defending our evil viziers, but as an aside:

I've always felt the On/Off the Record thing is silly playground shit.

"Sorry Susie, you have to say the magic words before we start, not after. And no take-backsies allowed"
CNN suggests Susie Wiles might not have known she was on the record 😆
December 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Institutional and partisan liberalism in America has a serious pipeline problem. We don't lack for big donors or policy nonprofits or activist orgs. But the path from being a young, talented liberal without backing to becoming a leading voice has fallen into disrepair gofund.me/9eafa1719
December 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
December 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I'm really good at not pedastal-ing people and it has always served me well, but I have one glaring exception and it is the congresswoman from the bronx
December 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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The day it happens, nobody better be out here policing all the jokes and laughs we’re gonna get off. Understand?
a man wearing a hooded sweatshirt and a headband is standing in a stadium .
ALT: a man wearing a hooded sweatshirt and a headband is standing in a stadium .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Philip Rivers coming out of retirement for one final Charger-ing. You’ve got to respect it
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
yeah I mean that was predictable
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
still hyped for colts, now step up D
kickers too good
December 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
kickers too good
December 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM