Johanna Lapine
@jappl.bsky.social
Mom. Writer. IR and USG SME. Historian. Neurodivergency advocate. Non-violent protester. Believer in better angels.
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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
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Kid Rock vs Bad Bunny
Read the SHOCKING LYRICS!!!!
Read the SHOCKING LYRICS!!!!
February 4, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Kid Rock vs Bad Bunny
Read the SHOCKING LYRICS!!!!
Read the SHOCKING LYRICS!!!!
Unfortunately, the data shows that people are not often swayed by data. For those who are, though, here are the facts:
Heads are going to explode 💥
Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third.
All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit.
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Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third.
All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit.
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February 4, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Unfortunately, the data shows that people are not often swayed by data. For those who are, though, here are the facts:
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This email between Epstein and JD Vance’s tech oligarch benefactor Peter Thiel where they plan to “collapse” society to create investment opportunities for themselves seems… not great
(They also met with the UN ambassador to Russia together)
(They also met with the UN ambassador to Russia together)
February 4, 2026 at 5:31 AM
This email between Epstein and JD Vance’s tech oligarch benefactor Peter Thiel where they plan to “collapse” society to create investment opportunities for themselves seems… not great
(They also met with the UN ambassador to Russia together)
(They also met with the UN ambassador to Russia together)
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
“I wish you would just hold me in contempt of court so I can get 24 hours of sleep…. The system sucks, this job sucks, I am trying with every breath I have to get you what I need.” Julie Le, DOJ lawyer in Minnesota court this morning.
“I wish you would just hold me in contempt of court so I can get 24 hours of sleep…. The system sucks, this job sucks, I am trying with every breath I have to get you what I need.” Julie Le, DOJ lawyer in Minnesota court this morning.
February 4, 2026 at 2:03 PM
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
“I wish you would just hold me in contempt of court so I can get 24 hours of sleep…. The system sucks, this job sucks, I am trying with every breath I have to get you what I need.” Julie Le, DOJ lawyer in Minnesota court this morning.
“I wish you would just hold me in contempt of court so I can get 24 hours of sleep…. The system sucks, this job sucks, I am trying with every breath I have to get you what I need.” Julie Le, DOJ lawyer in Minnesota court this morning.
I love when MAGA posts a map that shows Minnesota being part of Canada. 🇨🇦 Bro, that’s not the flex you think it is. It’s not an insult if it’s aspirational.
Also, good luck keeping WI, IL, & MI if MN gets to go.
Also, good luck keeping WI, IL, & MI if MN gets to go.
February 4, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I love when MAGA posts a map that shows Minnesota being part of Canada. 🇨🇦 Bro, that’s not the flex you think it is. It’s not an insult if it’s aspirational.
Also, good luck keeping WI, IL, & MI if MN gets to go.
Also, good luck keeping WI, IL, & MI if MN gets to go.
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In no functioning country is this allowed.
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
February 4, 2026 at 4:16 AM
In no functioning country is this allowed.
They mean finger guns. As in, the shape people make when they want to emphasize a dad joke.
Apparently ICE/the Regime no longer supports the Right to Bear… Hands?
#ICEOUT #AbolishICE #StupidFascism
Apparently ICE/the Regime no longer supports the Right to Bear… Hands?
#ICEOUT #AbolishICE #StupidFascism
Agent: These guys were all threatening us yesterday with hand guns.
...
Agent: *Hand* guns, like threatening to shoot us.
Reporter: You mean like with hand symbols?
A: Pulling them out, trying to engage us.
R: Pulling out literal guns?
A: No. Making... assuming we were going to do something.
...
Agent: *Hand* guns, like threatening to shoot us.
Reporter: You mean like with hand symbols?
A: Pulling them out, trying to engage us.
R: Pulling out literal guns?
A: No. Making... assuming we were going to do something.
February 4, 2026 at 12:52 PM
They mean finger guns. As in, the shape people make when they want to emphasize a dad joke.
Apparently ICE/the Regime no longer supports the Right to Bear… Hands?
#ICEOUT #AbolishICE #StupidFascism
Apparently ICE/the Regime no longer supports the Right to Bear… Hands?
#ICEOUT #AbolishICE #StupidFascism
I love this, and Minneapolis DESERVES this.
It’s also going to drive Trump further insane, so share widely.
It’s also going to drive Trump further insane, so share widely.
The people of Minneapolis have been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The first time a city's population has ever been nominated.
February 4, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I love this, and Minneapolis DESERVES this.
It’s also going to drive Trump further insane, so share widely.
It’s also going to drive Trump further insane, so share widely.
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MSNBC broadcasts body cam footage of the FBI raid at the Fulton County elections office
February 3, 2026 at 3:12 PM
MSNBC broadcasts body cam footage of the FBI raid at the Fulton County elections office
Everything about this is both wrong AND incorrect.
Framers of the Constitution collectively rolling over in their graves.
February 4, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Everything about this is both wrong AND incorrect.
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👉 Jeffrey Epstein partied with Trump's closest advisers inc Wilbur Ross, Rudy Giuliani, and Steve Mnunchin at dinner hosted by David Koch just TWO MONTHS after his release from prison (2019) www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
Jeffrey Epstein partied with Trump's closest advisers in 2010
Photos from a 2010 dinner party at the home of David and Julia Koch obtained by DailyMail.com show Jeffrey Epstein as he chats with guests after a screening of Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps.
www.dailymail.co.uk
February 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
👉 Jeffrey Epstein partied with Trump's closest advisers inc Wilbur Ross, Rudy Giuliani, and Steve Mnunchin at dinner hosted by David Koch just TWO MONTHS after his release from prison (2019) www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
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BREAKING: Rep Ted Lieu just called for Deputy AG Todd Blanche’s resignation, and points out why partying with Epstein actually would be illegal.
February 3, 2026 at 6:48 PM
BREAKING: Rep Ted Lieu just called for Deputy AG Todd Blanche’s resignation, and points out why partying with Epstein actually would be illegal.
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Good time to reup this post from last month.
February 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Good time to reup this post from last month.
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Federal Judges have a very real and well-established reason to fear doxing and violence and yet I doubt anyone thinks it would be acceptable for them to preside from the bench in a hood.
February 4, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Federal Judges have a very real and well-established reason to fear doxing and violence and yet I doubt anyone thinks it would be acceptable for them to preside from the bench in a hood.
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I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.
February 3, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.
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A follow up on this Jesse Watters clip from 3 weeks ago. The victim of ICE testified today before Congress that she was on her way to a 39th scheduled treatment at a traumatic brain injury center.
February 3, 2026 at 11:05 PM
A follow up on this Jesse Watters clip from 3 weeks ago. The victim of ICE testified today before Congress that she was on her way to a 39th scheduled treatment at a traumatic brain injury center.
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I see the “president” is doing and saying (more) unconstitutional stuff today concerning our voting processes.
February 3, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I see the “president” is doing and saying (more) unconstitutional stuff today concerning our voting processes.
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Floored by this story. A man wrote a pollite email to a federal prosecutor objecting to the deportation of an Afghan seeking asylum. DHS responded with an administrative warrant to get the man's info from Google, then visited his home to intimidate him.
DHS Hunts Down 67-Year-Old U.S. Citizen Who Criticized Them in Email
The Department of Homeland Security is using a little-known tool to go after its critics.
newrepublic.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Floored by this story. A man wrote a pollite email to a federal prosecutor objecting to the deportation of an Afghan seeking asylum. DHS responded with an administrative warrant to get the man's info from Google, then visited his home to intimidate him.
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Parents are afraid to send their kids to school, classrooms sit half-empty, children are being taken to detention facilities. We’ve crossed a line.
I stood with education leaders to discuss the growing harm federal actions are causing to children, families, and our schools.
I stood with education leaders to discuss the growing harm federal actions are causing to children, families, and our schools.
February 4, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Parents are afraid to send their kids to school, classrooms sit half-empty, children are being taken to detention facilities. We’ve crossed a line.
I stood with education leaders to discuss the growing harm federal actions are causing to children, families, and our schools.
I stood with education leaders to discuss the growing harm federal actions are causing to children, families, and our schools.
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Casar holds a 3 minute and 26 second moment of silence to represent the time in which DHS officers let Renee Good bleed out after she was shot
February 3, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Casar holds a 3 minute and 26 second moment of silence to represent the time in which DHS officers let Renee Good bleed out after she was shot
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Every week it's something new. Epstein, ICE, grift, destroy another American institution. It's fukkin exhausting and it doesn't seem like anyone, R or D is doing a damn thing about it. I think we're gonna have to save ourselves, no one is coming to help. I'll never give up the fight, we can do this!
February 4, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Every week it's something new. Epstein, ICE, grift, destroy another American institution. It's fukkin exhausting and it doesn't seem like anyone, R or D is doing a damn thing about it. I think we're gonna have to save ourselves, no one is coming to help. I'll never give up the fight, we can do this!
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I really do wish the Dems were in any way inclined or even good at stealing elections. Trump, the fucking president, doesn't see the irony and nor do his feebleminded followers.
February 3, 2026 at 9:30 AM
I really do wish the Dems were in any way inclined or even good at stealing elections. Trump, the fucking president, doesn't see the irony and nor do his feebleminded followers.