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Jared Lipof
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Fiction in @salamandermag.bsky.social, @LAReview, and @emersonreview, Madison Review, and The Best American Mystery Stories 2019. Novel-in-progress. Sound Mixer for TV/Film. He/him.
It’s noteworthy that at no point in their tantrum has the White House said, “We do NOT issue unlawful orders.”
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Guys like Matt Walsh have two moods, "I am the hardest toughest, manliest man that has ever existed" and "I remembered they discontinued Surge and cried for 30 minutes."
In which Matt Walsh realizes he’s no longer 12.
November 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
We should at least give Richard credit for tacitly and/or inadvertently admitting that US society retains the structural racism of its origin.
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
JOHNSON: No, I was simply waiting for the DOJ to scrub his name from the files. So, not a reversal, more of a stalling tactic.

Q: Whose name?

KAROLINE LEAVITT bursts into frame: Your mom's!
Q: Do you acknowledge that by voting for this discharge petition today, that's a reversal for you? You could've put this on the floor months ago

MIKE JOHNSON: It's not a reversal
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
New War on Christmas album just dropped.
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:

"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Requires great skill to make a deal with your months-younger self.
guy who shot himself in the foot yesterday wants credit for not doing it two days in a row
November 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
How does Trump stay mad at MTG now that it was his idea all along to release the Epstein Files?
BASH: We have seen these attacks from the president at other people. It's not new. And I haven't heard you speak out about it until it was directed at you.

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
November 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"I'm talking about Brett Ratner, the director of Red Dragon."
November 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
We are about to reach peak libertarianism.
Oh, it's gonna happen.
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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"Republicans are bracing for a significant chunk of the conference to vote for Rep. Ro Khanna’s (D-Calif.) and Rep. Thomas Massie’s (R-Ky.) Epstein file disclosure bill once it lands on the House floor."

www.politico.com/live-updates...
Republicans expecting mass defections on Epstein vote
Democrats pushing the discharge petition predicted that Republicans would rush to support the measure once it hit the floor.
www.politico.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Great piece by Zadie Smith. When the right talks about classics or "Western" culture, these works are only important to the extent that it demonstrates their superiority, they have no interest in art in and of itself beyond that www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
How tedious does one have to be to bore a tunnel?

(though I suspect the ones beneath LA have seen some shit)
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Dr Oz talking about obesity, diabetes and dementia while Trump is slumped over like a man minutes from death is supremely funny content
November 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
"We call the app Calipers."
November 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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1/ Helen Andrews has a BA in religious studies from Yale, meaning that she has probably never had to exist in a blue-collar workplace or anything remotely proximate to it. Leah Libresco Sargeant does not appear to be remotely liberal, but she spends most of this interview undercutting Andrews.
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Shit, I need a second to let the "common-sense, balanced reporting" waft over me.
The Free Press' front page is four articles of MANDAMI PANIC, a Dick Cheney nostalgia essay, and one of the richest people in the world writing about why he gave $100 million to Bari Weiss' unaccredited anti-woke college.
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I like how Elon writes with his SA accent.
Just hallucinatory hatred at this point.
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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When you recount this election day:
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
You know, I always thought a political ideology based on making others upset was the wrong way to do this but tonight I can see the appeal.
You know it’s an emergency when Fox News breaks out the bowtie guys
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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🚨 Paul Goodrich, Exec Board Member, IW Local 63
Paul discusses the history of labor strikes and the real change that has come from them over time. Unity is FUNDAMENTAL for success. Please share his messaging. “We want more justice and less revenge.” 1/2
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Presented w/o comment.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tCC...
November 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
How many different ways can the NYPost find to say, "ATTENTION EVERYONE! WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY ZERO DIRT ON MAMDANI"?

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM