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I'm kind of boring.

=^.^=
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If your Christmas budget wasn’t spent, here’s a way to finish it off…
December 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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OH MY GOD
You know she’s a keeper when she turns my @minakimes.bsky.social watercolor of Herman & Li’l Ol’ Me into a hoodie.
December 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
You know she’s a keeper when she turns my @minakimes.bsky.social watercolor of Herman & Li’l Ol’ Me into a hoodie.
December 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice
December 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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“Like prime, but with human beings”
December 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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"Like Amazon Prime, but with human beings."
December 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Really hard to imagine this opinion coming down the way it did if Illinoisans hadn't rallied to protect their neighbors and Pritzker hadn't publicly and forcefully resisted the administration.
December 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Today is a big win for Illinois and American democracy.

I am glad the Supreme Court has ruled that Donald Trump did not have the authority to deploy the federalized guard in Illinois.
December 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Dillsburg, PA, my hometown, with a population of about 2,650 never ever gets mentioned anywhere. Most notable thing is you can hear the races at Williams Grove.
Drove through a small town in PA yesterday where a guy has been putting out a Festivus pole in the town square for the last decade. festivusweb.com/blog/an-annu...
December 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Dallas Cowboys, INDYCAR Combine for Grand Prix of Arlington: 'Such a Big Moment' - from FOX Sports #INDYCAR
Dallas Cowboys, INDYCAR Combine for Grand Prix of Arlington: 'Such a Big Moment'
Dallas Cowboys, INDYCAR Combine for Grand Prix of Arlington: 'Such a Big Moment' #INDYCAR
www.foxsports.com
December 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Went 20,371 days without killing a chicken. I have to start a new streak today.
December 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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It hasn't even been twelve hours, but all three of us have been overwhelmed with requests from media for comment and I'm mostly writing this now so they'll leave me alone.
this is such a painful loss. my heart is broken.
“The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of, because words diminish them — words shrink things that seemed limitless when they were in your head to no more than living size when they’re brought out. But it’s more than that,...
wilwheaton.net
December 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Dozens of stories about Rob Reiner since last night, all of them different, all of them wonderful. This one is one of the best and sweetest.
When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
December 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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If you read one U.S. president's remembrance of Rob Reiner today...
December 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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He's also responsible for raising all the money that paid for bringing Hollingsworth v. Perry & even more importantly Bostic v. Schaefer, which created the circuit split that forced SCOTUS to take on Obergefell v. Hodges. The role he played in American marriage equality cannot be overstated.
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.

All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
This is why I pay more, if need be, to not use UPS: x.com/jasonheimbau...
x.com
December 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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the hat on shein vs the hat they deliver
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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An instant classic. Introducing the 2026 No. 8
Sunoco Honda! 🔥
December 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The Oxford English Dictionary. Of course all the volumes.
omg. Kat Abughazaleh just posted that if she's elected, she'll swear in on a copy of Octavia Butler's Parable of the Sower.

If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
December 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
www.usacracing.com/news/kasey-c...

This will be great for USAC. Kasey is a great guy and was an awesome boss at IRP when I worked for him for the US Nationals and NASCAR events.
Kasey Coler Appointed as USAC’s New President/CEO
Dec 08, 2025Kasey Coler has been appointed as the President/CEO of the United States Auto Club, effective January 1, 2026. Kevin Miller, who has served as USAC’s President/CEO since 2007, will step in...
www.usacracing.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, Marvel, Disney Animated, or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I must have traveled back in time.
December 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM