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Jax_the_Sovereign👑 ey/they
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nail tech/residential cleaner, transmasculine eldritch horror gender blob. polyam, queer, kobold posting.
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this season on ✨🎇EXTREME KOBOLD🎇✨!!
we give our kobold🦎 contestants unlimited BANG💣 ENERGY!!
the kobolds all stay in our new KOBOLD KAVE🛖!! now with a EGG🍆 ROOM!!
new weekly challenges!!!
all to see who is the MOST ✨🎇EXTREME KOBOLD🎇✨!!!!
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The longest book I read this year was individual yugioh cards
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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images that spring to mind unbidden, part 485: "not so much enlightening ourselves as we are undergoing temporary bimbofication" #rerun
October 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Happy Give Your Kobold A Kiss On The Forehead Day to those who celebrate.
December 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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October 22, 2024 at 10:53 AM
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kobolds are small, but do not get them confused with smallbolds, which are even smaller
December 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Perhaps I went a bit overboard…
December 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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kobold eating crackers: crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch gulp.
crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch cru
December 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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anti ai, pro hag
December 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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modifying the block button to say "send user to my puzzle dungeon"
December 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Yip (derogatory)
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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dragon: youre my new friend now :) we're having soft tacos later!! 
kobold: (hi pitch squeak!!)
December 10, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Also the host had a flat-top you could land a plane on.
December 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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A kobold who won't stop singing "Five. Five dollar. Five dollar footlong." even though that Subway ad campaign ended many, MANY years ago. 😅
December 10, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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there is a kobold in your brain
December 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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a light orange kobold who is slightly fuzzy, like a peach
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Have you acquired a doe waifu for this Deercember yet? 🦌

🎨 @smilesabertooth.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
kobold without dragon
Deranged horse infestation
December 10, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Without Capitalism, I think society would be okay. People would spend a week indoors recovering... and then get on with the rest of their lives. Because there is so much to do, that people want to do, without need for money or reward, but simply for the act of doing it, and experience worth living.
December 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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New service online, KoboldGPT

If you use genAI, a kobold throws a rock at your head and gives you a severe concussion
December 10, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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kobolds are real...
December 10, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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gator
December 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Help!
December 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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it is the lizard they spoke of in the prophecy

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December 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM