Jay G.
@jayau92.bsky.social
Auburn grad, technologist. Avid fan: college football, film, and theatre. ATLien in exile. #WDE
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Jay G.
@jayau92.bsky.social
· Dec 7
I will not call posts here 'skeets.' Never mind that where I come from, that word would typically refer to a blood-sucking, disease-carrying flying insect, there is a simply better portmanteau to be used.
Bleet, a homonym for the sounds sheep and goats make, is perfect for posting to social media.
Bleet, a homonym for the sounds sheep and goats make, is perfect for posting to social media.
Was already happy that Auburn is getting Byrum Brown as an incoming transfer, but saw his press availability from earlier today and he pronounced Jordan-Hare correctly so bonus points for him as a quick study.
January 7, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Was already happy that Auburn is getting Byrum Brown as an incoming transfer, but saw his press availability from earlier today and he pronounced Jordan-Hare correctly so bonus points for him as a quick study.
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Pretty wild how fast MAGA went from “no new wars!” to “Invade Venezuela, bomb Iran, bomb Nigeria, destabilize Cuba, attack Colombia, threaten Mexico, and annex Greenland!!”
TAPPER: Can you rule out the US is going to take Greenland by force?
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
January 6, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Pretty wild how fast MAGA went from “no new wars!” to “Invade Venezuela, bomb Iran, bomb Nigeria, destabilize Cuba, attack Colombia, threaten Mexico, and annex Greenland!!”
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30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
A Calif. teen trusted ChatGPT for drug advice. He died from an overdose.
"Who on earth gives that advice?"
www.sfgate.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
Auburn basketball fans realizing the same thing Bruce did back during summer workouts that made retirement look good - it's going to be a long frustrating year for/with this team.
January 3, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Auburn basketball fans realizing the same thing Bruce did back during summer workouts that made retirement look good - it's going to be a long frustrating year for/with this team.
No objective fouls, just the whims of the refs in the moment.
January 3, 2026 at 8:28 PM
No objective fouls, just the whims of the refs in the moment.
Why is no one making themselves available to Murphy when he has the ball in the corner/on the perimeter?
January 3, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Why is no one making themselves available to Murphy when he has the ball in the corner/on the perimeter?
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You don't have to listen to these professional liars who are barely trying. 9 months ago they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty
Vance pushes back and says this was not illegal, arguing "Maduro has multiple indictments in the United States for narcoterrorism. You don't get to avoid justice for drug trafficking in the United States because you live in a palace in Caracas."
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
You don't have to listen to these professional liars who are barely trying. 9 months ago they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty
I do appreciate the University of Georgia's continued efforts to attempt to educate their fans how to count to three.
January 3, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I do appreciate the University of Georgia's continued efforts to attempt to educate their fans how to count to three.
Would love to see more effort to go after and secure rebounds.
January 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Would love to see more effort to go after and secure rebounds.
Welcome to the ref show, at least against AU.
January 3, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Welcome to the ref show, at least against AU.
Interesting move to start Magwood over Tahaad.
January 3, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Interesting move to start Magwood over Tahaad.
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one thing about trump is he is always eager to say the quiet part loud
FOX & FRIENDS: What do you see as the future of Venezuela's oil industry?
TRUMP: Well I see that we're gonna be very strongly involved in it. That's all. What can I say. We have the greatest oil companies in the world.
TRUMP: Well I see that we're gonna be very strongly involved in it. That's all. What can I say. We have the greatest oil companies in the world.
January 3, 2026 at 3:09 PM
one thing about trump is he is always eager to say the quiet part loud
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1. Headlines everywhere today read "Grok apologizes."
This is bullshit. A chatbot is not something that can apologize.
Pretending otherwise is simple laundering these companies' bullshit about what AI is, while diffusing blame away from the human beings that developed and released this system.
This is bullshit. A chatbot is not something that can apologize.
Pretending otherwise is simple laundering these companies' bullshit about what AI is, while diffusing blame away from the human beings that developed and released this system.
January 3, 2026 at 12:12 AM
1. Headlines everywhere today read "Grok apologizes."
This is bullshit. A chatbot is not something that can apologize.
Pretending otherwise is simple laundering these companies' bullshit about what AI is, while diffusing blame away from the human beings that developed and released this system.
This is bullshit. A chatbot is not something that can apologize.
Pretending otherwise is simple laundering these companies' bullshit about what AI is, while diffusing blame away from the human beings that developed and released this system.
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so, this round of the College Football Playoff, per the 247Sports Team Talent Composite:
- No. 15 > No. 3❗️
- No. 5 > No. 29 ✅
- No. 72 > No. 2❗️
- No. 21 > No. 1❗️
four teams had double-digit 5-stars on their 2025 rosters — and none of them made it to the final four this year
- No. 15 > No. 3❗️
- No. 5 > No. 29 ✅
- No. 72 > No. 2❗️
- No. 21 > No. 1❗️
four teams had double-digit 5-stars on their 2025 rosters — and none of them made it to the final four this year
January 2, 2026 at 4:50 AM
so, this round of the College Football Playoff, per the 247Sports Team Talent Composite:
- No. 15 > No. 3❗️
- No. 5 > No. 29 ✅
- No. 72 > No. 2❗️
- No. 21 > No. 1❗️
four teams had double-digit 5-stars on their 2025 rosters — and none of them made it to the final four this year
- No. 15 > No. 3❗️
- No. 5 > No. 29 ✅
- No. 72 > No. 2❗️
- No. 21 > No. 1❗️
four teams had double-digit 5-stars on their 2025 rosters — and none of them made it to the final four this year
LOL at Georgia's attempt to throwback on the KO resulting in a safety! Perfect cherry on top of the sundae.
January 2, 2026 at 4:48 AM
LOL at Georgia's attempt to throwback on the KO resulting in a safety! Perfect cherry on top of the sundae.
This is exactly the result I'd hoped for when I decided I'd rather bama advance over Oklahoma (cheaters). Much more entertaining to see Indiana stomp on the Tide than OU.
"Alabama being humiliated." -Chris Fowler
Inject this directly into my veins.
Inject this directly into my veins.
January 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
This is exactly the result I'd hoped for when I decided I'd rather bama advance over Oklahoma (cheaters). Much more entertaining to see Indiana stomp on the Tide than OU.
"Alabama being humiliated." -Chris Fowler
Inject this directly into my veins.
Inject this directly into my veins.
January 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
"Alabama being humiliated." -Chris Fowler
Inject this directly into my veins.
Inject this directly into my veins.
It was super cold at this bowl. The Nebraska fans were as nice as advertised, although our only interactions were before the game, so...
2007 - John Vaughn's 42-yard field goal was the difference as #10 Auburn topped #22 Nebraska 17-14 in the Cotton Bowl.
FB Carl Stewart was responsible for both touchdowns, one on the ground and grabbing a Brandon Cox pass.
#WarEagle
FB Carl Stewart was responsible for both touchdowns, one on the ground and grabbing a Brandon Cox pass.
#WarEagle
January 1, 2026 at 6:14 PM
It was super cold at this bowl. The Nebraska fans were as nice as advertised, although our only interactions were before the game, so...
I was at this bowl. Auburn had to win it four times.
2010 - Auburn and Northwestern each scored 14 points in the 4th quarter to head to overtime tied at 35.
Wes Byrum's 21-yard FG lifted the Tigers.
Auburn intercepted NW QB Mike Kafka five times, including a Walt McFadden 100 yard pick-6.
#WarEagle
Wes Byrum's 21-yard FG lifted the Tigers.
Auburn intercepted NW QB Mike Kafka five times, including a Walt McFadden 100 yard pick-6.
#WarEagle
January 1, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I was at this bowl. Auburn had to win it four times.
This makes me feel a slightly better about missing my reading goal this year. Although substantially below my average of 31 books a year over the last decade, at 15 I still read more than 88% of Americans.
NEW: How many books did you read this year? If it was more than 2, congrats: you read more than the median American.
Read on for way more @today.yougov.com polling from me on America's book-reading habits in 2025. 1/
Read on for way more @today.yougov.com polling from me on America's book-reading habits in 2025. 1/
December 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This makes me feel a slightly better about missing my reading goal this year. Although substantially below my average of 31 books a year over the last decade, at 15 I still read more than 88% of Americans.
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Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.
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He was supposed to serve 10 years and pay $36 million in restitution for defrauding investors. Never served a day. Not Somali.
December 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
He was supposed to serve 10 years and pay $36 million in restitution for defrauding investors. Never served a day. Not Somali.