Jay W
@jaydeedouble.bsky.social
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Jay W
@jaydeedouble.bsky.social
· Mar 22
“Presidential Executive Order #8,523… Jimmy who got food poisoning at the salad bar at my golf club and sued, is hereby declared a National Security Threat and will be transferred to El Salvador”
It would just be great to know... what % of approval does an Executive Branch crime need to have, until Democratic Leadership grows a pair?
30%?
20%?
5%?
What's the floor, to be blessed with expectations of vocal outrage?
Just so we can save time
30%?
20%?
5%?
What's the floor, to be blessed with expectations of vocal outrage?
Just so we can save time
Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far"
January 4, 2026 at 9:31 AM
It would just be great to know... what % of approval does an Executive Branch crime need to have, until Democratic Leadership grows a pair?
30%?
20%?
5%?
What's the floor, to be blessed with expectations of vocal outrage?
Just so we can save time
30%?
20%?
5%?
What's the floor, to be blessed with expectations of vocal outrage?
Just so we can save time
Just a reminder that the “Gang of 8” were briefed by Obama well in advance of their mission into Pakistan to extract Osama bin Laden
Marco Rubio claims that their refusal to do the same in Venezuela was normal
Marco Rubio and Pete Hegseth should both be impeached immediately for their actions.
Marco Rubio claims that their refusal to do the same in Venezuela was normal
Marco Rubio and Pete Hegseth should both be impeached immediately for their actions.
January 4, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Just a reminder that the “Gang of 8” were briefed by Obama well in advance of their mission into Pakistan to extract Osama bin Laden
Marco Rubio claims that their refusal to do the same in Venezuela was normal
Marco Rubio and Pete Hegseth should both be impeached immediately for their actions.
Marco Rubio claims that their refusal to do the same in Venezuela was normal
Marco Rubio and Pete Hegseth should both be impeached immediately for their actions.
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“Guys don’t worry… the illegal and unconstitutional war the Executive Branch launched on Venezuela, will be paid for by the illegal and unconstitutional tariffs that the Executive Branch launched on Americans!”
January 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
“Guys don’t worry… the illegal and unconstitutional war the Executive Branch launched on Venezuela, will be paid for by the illegal and unconstitutional tariffs that the Executive Branch launched on Americans!”
We have justified any country snatching Bush after SCOTUS denied the recount of votes in the 2000 election
If we can capture another country's president, can another country come and capture ours? Asking for a friend.
January 3, 2026 at 8:02 PM
We have justified any country snatching Bush after SCOTUS denied the recount of votes in the 2000 election
How is this not an Onion headline, @bencollins.bsky.social
And there ya have it…
Officials from top Wall Street firms will be traveling to Venezuela to investigate “investment prospects” of the country. “The trip will feature about 20 officials from the finance, energy and defense sectors.”
Officials from top Wall Street firms will be traveling to Venezuela to investigate “investment prospects” of the country. “The trip will feature about 20 officials from the finance, energy and defense sectors.”
Finance Industry Eyes Investment Opportunities in Venezuela
Some on Wall Street are already considering possible investment opportunities in Venezuela following the capture of Nicolás Maduro, according to Charles Myers, chairman of consulting firm Signum Globa...
www.wsj.com
January 3, 2026 at 7:47 PM
How is this not an Onion headline, @bencollins.bsky.social
Ezra Klien: “The US is committing Kidnapping & Crimes Against Humanity the right way”
January 3, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Ezra Klien: “The US is committing Kidnapping & Crimes Against Humanity the right way”
So… are we calling the U.S. kidnapping the President of a sovereign nation and his wife, a “Kavanaugh Stop”?
January 3, 2026 at 9:46 AM
So… are we calling the U.S. kidnapping the President of a sovereign nation and his wife, a “Kavanaugh Stop”?
“Buh we have to because of the drugs!”
January 3, 2026 at 9:40 AM
“Buh we have to because of the drugs!”
“Last best hope…”
*Laughs in Western/Northern Europe, Canada, Iceland & half a dozen other nations*
*Laughs in Western/Northern Europe, Canada, Iceland & half a dozen other nations*
Incredible. CBS Evening News announces five new “simple values” — instead of their “38-page handbook” — as they roll out Tony Dokoupil is lead anchor.
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
January 2, 2026 at 10:48 PM
“Last best hope…”
*Laughs in Western/Northern Europe, Canada, Iceland & half a dozen other nations*
*Laughs in Western/Northern Europe, Canada, Iceland & half a dozen other nations*
Oh come on, this is clearly more of a UnderArmor shirt one size too small, with the fake military uniform backwards flags on the sleeves
If an Old Navy Fourth of July shirt could read the news.
Incredible. CBS Evening News announces five new “simple values” — instead of their “38-page handbook” — as they roll out Tony Dokoupil is lead anchor.
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
January 2, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Oh come on, this is clearly more of a UnderArmor shirt one size too small, with the fake military uniform backwards flags on the sleeves
Same Pam Bondi brother…
January 2, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Same Pam Bondi brother…
Republican Questioner: Ummmm well like, why didn’t you just trust the lawyer of the President’s accomplices instead of pulling the records from the unimpeachable source? Don’t you trust criminals’ lawyers????
How is that even a serious question…?
How is that even a serious question…?
January 1, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Republican Questioner: Ummmm well like, why didn’t you just trust the lawyer of the President’s accomplices instead of pulling the records from the unimpeachable source? Don’t you trust criminals’ lawyers????
How is that even a serious question…?
How is that even a serious question…?
During the ABC News in-memoriam:
They spent a good 15-30 seconds on each famous person with clips of their work
Charlie Kirk…?
Just a picture for 1-second. No video clips.
Because it would just be racist trash rants.
They spent a good 15-30 seconds on each famous person with clips of their work
Charlie Kirk…?
Just a picture for 1-second. No video clips.
Because it would just be racist trash rants.
January 1, 2026 at 4:56 AM
During the ABC News in-memoriam:
They spent a good 15-30 seconds on each famous person with clips of their work
Charlie Kirk…?
Just a picture for 1-second. No video clips.
Because it would just be racist trash rants.
They spent a good 15-30 seconds on each famous person with clips of their work
Charlie Kirk…?
Just a picture for 1-second. No video clips.
Because it would just be racist trash rants.
“Mom, can you come pick me up? Insurrection Camp sucks”
Nick Shirley at the US Capitol on January 6th, 2021.
January 1, 2026 at 2:51 AM
“Mom, can you come pick me up? Insurrection Camp sucks”
Government by QAnon and for QAnon…
Because of a conspiracy theory-based stunt by a January 6 insurrectionist who was trying to intimidate children and daycare workers, Trump is now freezing ALL childcare payments across the country.
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
December 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Government by QAnon and for QAnon…
“I mean… why did you have to get official records of the calls
Why didn’t you just ask
*checks notes*
the Oklahoma City Bomber’s accomplice’s lawyer… for that information and trust that you were given accurate information from
*checks notes*
The Oklahoma City Bomber’s accomplice’s lawyer”
Why didn’t you just ask
*checks notes*
the Oklahoma City Bomber’s accomplice’s lawyer… for that information and trust that you were given accurate information from
*checks notes*
The Oklahoma City Bomber’s accomplice’s lawyer”
Smith explains why he got Speaker McCarthy's phone toll records.
December 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
“I mean… why did you have to get official records of the calls
Why didn’t you just ask
*checks notes*
the Oklahoma City Bomber’s accomplice’s lawyer… for that information and trust that you were given accurate information from
*checks notes*
The Oklahoma City Bomber’s accomplice’s lawyer”
Why didn’t you just ask
*checks notes*
the Oklahoma City Bomber’s accomplice’s lawyer… for that information and trust that you were given accurate information from
*checks notes*
The Oklahoma City Bomber’s accomplice’s lawyer”
Always hilarious that Republicans demanded a closed session
Being that they knew this would be released.
It was just about not wanting videos to be able to get shared about it. Especially of Republicans not wanting to performatively pound the table
Being that they knew this would be released.
It was just about not wanting videos to be able to get shared about it. Especially of Republicans not wanting to performatively pound the table
BREAKING: The House Judiciary Committee has released Jack Smith's 255-page deposition transcript: judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
December 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Always hilarious that Republicans demanded a closed session
Being that they knew this would be released.
It was just about not wanting videos to be able to get shared about it. Especially of Republicans not wanting to performatively pound the table
Being that they knew this would be released.
It was just about not wanting videos to be able to get shared about it. Especially of Republicans not wanting to performatively pound the table
This would be like going to a Chick-fil-A on a Sunday... and declaring that all the locations are fraud operations.
Jesus the Far-Right is D-U-M-B, DUMB!
Jesus the Far-Right is D-U-M-B, DUMB!
December 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This would be like going to a Chick-fil-A on a Sunday... and declaring that all the locations are fraud operations.
Jesus the Far-Right is D-U-M-B, DUMB!
Jesus the Far-Right is D-U-M-B, DUMB!
December 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
They’re hunting daycares… because it’s all the same with these white nationalists, “get the non-whites out before they can breed more full citizens”
Trump guys on Twitter are using Grok to “hunt” daycares in their nearest city to see if there are kids in them and, if there are, if they’re Somali.
This is so fucking dangerous.
December 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
They’re hunting daycares… because it’s all the same with these white nationalists, “get the non-whites out before they can breed more full citizens”
Rogan was born in 1969
Here’s the graph of Measles cases… showing how cases plummeted just before Rogan was born, thanks to the vaccine.
Here’s the graph of Measles cases… showing how cases plummeted just before Rogan was born, thanks to the vaccine.
December 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Rogan was born in 1969
Here’s the graph of Measles cases… showing how cases plummeted just before Rogan was born, thanks to the vaccine.
Here’s the graph of Measles cases… showing how cases plummeted just before Rogan was born, thanks to the vaccine.
A vast majority of the NYFD Commissioners over the last 60 years have NEVER served as a firefighter, let alone in the NYFD.
All the sudden fragile white conservatives are freaking out because the new NYFD Commissioner *only* served as an EMT in the FDNY for decades... while also being a gay woman.
All the sudden fragile white conservatives are freaking out because the new NYFD Commissioner *only* served as an EMT in the FDNY for decades... while also being a gay woman.
They're gonna be real upset when they read about literally any of Trump's appointees for anything.
December 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
A vast majority of the NYFD Commissioners over the last 60 years have NEVER served as a firefighter, let alone in the NYFD.
All the sudden fragile white conservatives are freaking out because the new NYFD Commissioner *only* served as an EMT in the FDNY for decades... while also being a gay woman.
All the sudden fragile white conservatives are freaking out because the new NYFD Commissioner *only* served as an EMT in the FDNY for decades... while also being a gay woman.
Did you know that it was Jonah Goldberg on that Pete Hegseth Signal chat?
Reports will tell you you’re insane, but don’t you listen to them. Because your new Jesus AI said so
Reports will tell you you’re insane, but don’t you listen to them. Because your new Jesus AI said so
December 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Did you know that it was Jonah Goldberg on that Pete Hegseth Signal chat?
Reports will tell you you’re insane, but don’t you listen to them. Because your new Jesus AI said so
Reports will tell you you’re insane, but don’t you listen to them. Because your new Jesus AI said so
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The only unbelievable thing about James Bond stories is that the government would try to stop rich megalomaniacs with plans for world domination, rather than give them tax breaks, subsidies or an office.
December 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The only unbelievable thing about James Bond stories is that the government would try to stop rich megalomaniacs with plans for world domination, rather than give them tax breaks, subsidies or an office.
The comedy of this article… is that it was written by the former Editor of Mediaite
Dan Abrams’ site, that hired a literal employee of The Megyn Kelly Show, in order to try and create buzz about her.
Hoping that Kelly would, in exchange, join NewsNation. Where Abrams had a failing show
Dan Abrams’ site, that hired a literal employee of The Megyn Kelly Show, in order to try and create buzz about her.
Hoping that Kelly would, in exchange, join NewsNation. Where Abrams had a failing show
Bari Weiss’s 60 Minutes Stumble Follows Private Rejection From Megyn Kelly
Before she stoked outrage by spiking a ‘60 Minutes’ segment about a notorious El Salvador prison, Weiss spent weeks lobbying Megyn Kelly to participate in a debate on feminism with ‘Call Her Daddy’ ho...
www.vanityfair.com
December 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The comedy of this article… is that it was written by the former Editor of Mediaite
Dan Abrams’ site, that hired a literal employee of The Megyn Kelly Show, in order to try and create buzz about her.
Hoping that Kelly would, in exchange, join NewsNation. Where Abrams had a failing show
Dan Abrams’ site, that hired a literal employee of The Megyn Kelly Show, in order to try and create buzz about her.
Hoping that Kelly would, in exchange, join NewsNation. Where Abrams had a failing show