Jay W
@jaydeedouble.bsky.social
“Hollywood Douchebag Producer” who makes things you watch on screens of various sizes...
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Jay W
@jaydeedouble.bsky.social
· Mar 22
“Presidential Executive Order #8,523… Jimmy who got food poisoning at the salad bar at my golf club and sued, is hereby declared a National Security Threat and will be transferred to El Salvador”
“We now officially live in supermeta computer times. Where AI just does things on its own, for its own personal reasons & the individuals who keep monkeying with their programming are toootally not responsible for the CSAM it creates!”
-Dude who keeps promising fantasy futures that don’t come true
-Dude who keeps promising fantasy futures that don’t come true
January 5, 2026 at 10:07 AM
“We now officially live in supermeta computer times. Where AI just does things on its own, for its own personal reasons & the individuals who keep monkeying with their programming are toootally not responsible for the CSAM it creates!”
-Dude who keeps promising fantasy futures that don’t come true
-Dude who keeps promising fantasy futures that don’t come true
“We need the Sudetenland for national security and unity!”
Trump: "We need Greenland from a national security situation. It's so strategic. Right now, Greenland is covered with Russian and Chinese ships all over the place. We need Greenland from the standpoint of national security. And Denmark is not gonna be able to do it ... the EU needs us to have it"
January 5, 2026 at 2:36 AM
“We need the Sudetenland for national security and unity!”
Conservatives: “It’s so annoying when Leftists accuse white people’s ancestors of being colonists!”
Also Conservatives: “We love that our ancestors were colonists!!!”
Also Conservatives: “We love that our ancestors were colonists!!!”
On X, a senior U.S. Justice Department official is promoting a post that praises colonization as “one of the greatest things that ever happened to the backwards parts of the world.”👇
January 5, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Conservatives: “It’s so annoying when Leftists accuse white people’s ancestors of being colonists!”
Also Conservatives: “We love that our ancestors were colonists!!!”
Also Conservatives: “We love that our ancestors were colonists!!!”
Imagine humiliating yourself, by winning the Nobel Peace Prize, then thirstily begging a tyrant to invade your country, to install you as leader
Only for that tyrant to invade,but then bad mouth you while installing the VP, who already offered to just supply just enough cocaine for the Tyrant’s kid
Only for that tyrant to invade,but then bad mouth you while installing the VP, who already offered to just supply just enough cocaine for the Tyrant’s kid
January 4, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Imagine humiliating yourself, by winning the Nobel Peace Prize, then thirstily begging a tyrant to invade your country, to install you as leader
Only for that tyrant to invade,but then bad mouth you while installing the VP, who already offered to just supply just enough cocaine for the Tyrant’s kid
Only for that tyrant to invade,but then bad mouth you while installing the VP, who already offered to just supply just enough cocaine for the Tyrant’s kid
It would just be great to know... what % of approval does an Executive Branch crime need to have, until Democratic Leadership grows a pair?
30%?
20%?
5%?
What's the floor, to be blessed with expectations of vocal outrage?
Just so we can save time
30%?
20%?
5%?
What's the floor, to be blessed with expectations of vocal outrage?
Just so we can save time
Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far"
January 4, 2026 at 9:31 AM
It would just be great to know... what % of approval does an Executive Branch crime need to have, until Democratic Leadership grows a pair?
30%?
20%?
5%?
What's the floor, to be blessed with expectations of vocal outrage?
Just so we can save time
30%?
20%?
5%?
What's the floor, to be blessed with expectations of vocal outrage?
Just so we can save time
Just a reminder that the “Gang of 8” were briefed by Obama well in advance of their mission into Pakistan to extract Osama bin Laden
Marco Rubio claims that their refusal to do the same in Venezuela was normal
Marco Rubio and Pete Hegseth should both be impeached immediately for their actions.
Marco Rubio claims that their refusal to do the same in Venezuela was normal
Marco Rubio and Pete Hegseth should both be impeached immediately for their actions.
January 4, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Just a reminder that the “Gang of 8” were briefed by Obama well in advance of their mission into Pakistan to extract Osama bin Laden
Marco Rubio claims that their refusal to do the same in Venezuela was normal
Marco Rubio and Pete Hegseth should both be impeached immediately for their actions.
Marco Rubio claims that their refusal to do the same in Venezuela was normal
Marco Rubio and Pete Hegseth should both be impeached immediately for their actions.
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“Guys don’t worry… the illegal and unconstitutional war the Executive Branch launched on Venezuela, will be paid for by the illegal and unconstitutional tariffs that the Executive Branch launched on Americans!”
January 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
“Guys don’t worry… the illegal and unconstitutional war the Executive Branch launched on Venezuela, will be paid for by the illegal and unconstitutional tariffs that the Executive Branch launched on Americans!”
We have justified any country snatching Bush after SCOTUS denied the recount of votes in the 2000 election
If we can capture another country's president, can another country come and capture ours? Asking for a friend.
January 3, 2026 at 8:02 PM
We have justified any country snatching Bush after SCOTUS denied the recount of votes in the 2000 election
How is this not an Onion headline, @bencollins.bsky.social
And there ya have it…
Officials from top Wall Street firms will be traveling to Venezuela to investigate “investment prospects” of the country. “The trip will feature about 20 officials from the finance, energy and defense sectors.”
Officials from top Wall Street firms will be traveling to Venezuela to investigate “investment prospects” of the country. “The trip will feature about 20 officials from the finance, energy and defense sectors.”
Finance Industry Eyes Investment Opportunities in Venezuela
Some on Wall Street are already considering possible investment opportunities in Venezuela following the capture of Nicolás Maduro, according to Charles Myers, chairman of consulting firm Signum Globa...
www.wsj.com
January 3, 2026 at 7:47 PM
How is this not an Onion headline, @bencollins.bsky.social
Ezra Klien: “The US is committing Kidnapping & Crimes Against Humanity the right way”
January 3, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Ezra Klien: “The US is committing Kidnapping & Crimes Against Humanity the right way”
So… are we calling the U.S. kidnapping the President of a sovereign nation and his wife, a “Kavanaugh Stop”?
January 3, 2026 at 9:46 AM
So… are we calling the U.S. kidnapping the President of a sovereign nation and his wife, a “Kavanaugh Stop”?
“Buh we have to because of the drugs!”
January 3, 2026 at 9:40 AM
“Buh we have to because of the drugs!”
“Last best hope…”
*Laughs in Western/Northern Europe, Canada, Iceland & half a dozen other nations*
*Laughs in Western/Northern Europe, Canada, Iceland & half a dozen other nations*
Incredible. CBS Evening News announces five new “simple values” — instead of their “38-page handbook” — as they roll out Tony Dokoupil is lead anchor.
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
January 2, 2026 at 10:48 PM
“Last best hope…”
*Laughs in Western/Northern Europe, Canada, Iceland & half a dozen other nations*
*Laughs in Western/Northern Europe, Canada, Iceland & half a dozen other nations*
Oh come on, this is clearly more of a UnderArmor shirt one size too small, with the fake military uniform backwards flags on the sleeves
If an Old Navy Fourth of July shirt could read the news.
Incredible. CBS Evening News announces five new “simple values” — instead of their “38-page handbook” — as they roll out Tony Dokoupil is lead anchor.
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
January 2, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Oh come on, this is clearly more of a UnderArmor shirt one size too small, with the fake military uniform backwards flags on the sleeves
Same Pam Bondi brother…
January 2, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Same Pam Bondi brother…
Republican Questioner: Ummmm well like, why didn’t you just trust the lawyer of the President’s accomplices instead of pulling the records from the unimpeachable source? Don’t you trust criminals’ lawyers????
How is that even a serious question…?
How is that even a serious question…?
January 1, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Republican Questioner: Ummmm well like, why didn’t you just trust the lawyer of the President’s accomplices instead of pulling the records from the unimpeachable source? Don’t you trust criminals’ lawyers????
How is that even a serious question…?
How is that even a serious question…?
During the ABC News in-memoriam:
They spent a good 15-30 seconds on each famous person with clips of their work
Charlie Kirk…?
Just a picture for 1-second. No video clips.
Because it would just be racist trash rants.
They spent a good 15-30 seconds on each famous person with clips of their work
Charlie Kirk…?
Just a picture for 1-second. No video clips.
Because it would just be racist trash rants.
January 1, 2026 at 4:56 AM
During the ABC News in-memoriam:
They spent a good 15-30 seconds on each famous person with clips of their work
Charlie Kirk…?
Just a picture for 1-second. No video clips.
Because it would just be racist trash rants.
They spent a good 15-30 seconds on each famous person with clips of their work
Charlie Kirk…?
Just a picture for 1-second. No video clips.
Because it would just be racist trash rants.
“Mom, can you come pick me up? Insurrection Camp sucks”
Nick Shirley at the US Capitol on January 6th, 2021.
January 1, 2026 at 2:51 AM
“Mom, can you come pick me up? Insurrection Camp sucks”
Government by QAnon and for QAnon…
Because of a conspiracy theory-based stunt by a January 6 insurrectionist who was trying to intimidate children and daycare workers, Trump is now freezing ALL childcare payments across the country.
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
December 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Government by QAnon and for QAnon…
“I mean… why did you have to get official records of the calls
Why didn’t you just ask
*checks notes*
the Oklahoma City Bomber’s accomplice’s lawyer… for that information and trust that you were given accurate information from
*checks notes*
The Oklahoma City Bomber’s accomplice’s lawyer”
Why didn’t you just ask
*checks notes*
the Oklahoma City Bomber’s accomplice’s lawyer… for that information and trust that you were given accurate information from
*checks notes*
The Oklahoma City Bomber’s accomplice’s lawyer”
Smith explains why he got Speaker McCarthy's phone toll records.
December 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
“I mean… why did you have to get official records of the calls
Why didn’t you just ask
*checks notes*
the Oklahoma City Bomber’s accomplice’s lawyer… for that information and trust that you were given accurate information from
*checks notes*
The Oklahoma City Bomber’s accomplice’s lawyer”
Why didn’t you just ask
*checks notes*
the Oklahoma City Bomber’s accomplice’s lawyer… for that information and trust that you were given accurate information from
*checks notes*
The Oklahoma City Bomber’s accomplice’s lawyer”
Always hilarious that Republicans demanded a closed session
Being that they knew this would be released.
It was just about not wanting videos to be able to get shared about it. Especially of Republicans not wanting to performatively pound the table
Being that they knew this would be released.
It was just about not wanting videos to be able to get shared about it. Especially of Republicans not wanting to performatively pound the table
BREAKING: The House Judiciary Committee has released Jack Smith's 255-page deposition transcript: judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
December 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Always hilarious that Republicans demanded a closed session
Being that they knew this would be released.
It was just about not wanting videos to be able to get shared about it. Especially of Republicans not wanting to performatively pound the table
Being that they knew this would be released.
It was just about not wanting videos to be able to get shared about it. Especially of Republicans not wanting to performatively pound the table
This would be like going to a Chick-fil-A on a Sunday... and declaring that all the locations are fraud operations.
Jesus the Far-Right is D-U-M-B, DUMB!
Jesus the Far-Right is D-U-M-B, DUMB!
December 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This would be like going to a Chick-fil-A on a Sunday... and declaring that all the locations are fraud operations.
Jesus the Far-Right is D-U-M-B, DUMB!
Jesus the Far-Right is D-U-M-B, DUMB!
December 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
They’re hunting daycares… because it’s all the same with these white nationalists, “get the non-whites out before they can breed more full citizens”
Trump guys on Twitter are using Grok to “hunt” daycares in their nearest city to see if there are kids in them and, if there are, if they’re Somali.
This is so fucking dangerous.
December 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
They’re hunting daycares… because it’s all the same with these white nationalists, “get the non-whites out before they can breed more full citizens”
Rogan was born in 1969
Here’s the graph of Measles cases… showing how cases plummeted just before Rogan was born, thanks to the vaccine.
Here’s the graph of Measles cases… showing how cases plummeted just before Rogan was born, thanks to the vaccine.
December 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Rogan was born in 1969
Here’s the graph of Measles cases… showing how cases plummeted just before Rogan was born, thanks to the vaccine.
Here’s the graph of Measles cases… showing how cases plummeted just before Rogan was born, thanks to the vaccine.