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Jay Stooksberry
@jaystooksberry.bsky.social
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Professional word nerd. Managing editor at Commonwealth Foundation. Occasional writer at @reason.com. Scourge of #TeamOxford. Amateur hole digger (literal and figurative). Opinions and bad jokes are my own. You can't have them. www.jaystooksberry.com
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The Death Expert @thedeathexpert.bsky.social · 5d
Grieving is hard, grieving while parenting a grieving child is even harder. This journal is designed for parents and kids to use together as they process their grief over a loss. Sometimes the things we can't express out loud, can be expressed in words and pictures.
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Jay Stooksberry @jaystooksberry.bsky.social · 6d
First, the butt fumble. Then, this?
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Jay Stooksberry @jaystooksberry.bsky.social · 6d
Honest question: Does #ACAB include the Ghostbusters?
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 10d
US farmers are saying they "just need temporary help, until things get better."

Here's the thing. US farm exports- which are mostly soy- CANNOT get better.

Other countries expanded their soy industries to fill China's demand.

We've walled ourselves out of the global market, folks. This is it.
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Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 11d
Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green
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Willson @rwillson.bsky.social · 11d
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Jay Stooksberry @jaystooksberry.bsky.social · 10d
Show me on the Epstein files where the Radical Left hurt you.
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 17d
Tylenol
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 19d
STEPHEN MILLER: you have no idea what you have awakened. we will save the West. we will turn darkness into light. we will rise like a phoenix from the pit of fire and

EVERYONE ELSE AT THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME TABLE: ROLL THE FUCKING DIE ALREADY
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Jay Stooksberry @jaystooksberry.bsky.social · 19d
Still a great series.
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Jay Stooksberry @jaystooksberry.bsky.social · 19d
Such sincerity—from the bottom of his fart.
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Jay Stooksberry @jaystooksberry.bsky.social · 19d
Such sincerity—from the bottom of his fart.
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K. Vale Nagle @kvalenagle.bsky.social · 22d
It's only an Oxford comma if it's written in the Oxfordshire region of England. Otherwise, it's just a serial comma.
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Jay Stooksberry @jaystooksberry.bsky.social · 20d
This is the way.
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Jay Stooksberry @jaystooksberry.bsky.social · 20d
"Unnecessary" isn't the right word.

"Overrated" is more accurate.
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Jay Stooksberry @jaystooksberry.bsky.social · 23d
Question number #1: How do I save this dadgum file as a PDF?
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Jay Stooksberry @jaystooksberry.bsky.social · Sep 6
Nothing like the President of the United States declaring war on—*checks notes*—the United States.
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · Sep 6
Just Trump declaring war on a US city, a normal Saturday
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Jay Stooksberry @jaystooksberry.bsky.social · Sep 5
At this point, woke means nothing.
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Jay Stooksberry @jaystooksberry.bsky.social · Sep 5
Hard same
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Will Oremus @willoremus.com · Sep 5
a weird thing about me is i'm actually a pretty positive and polite person irl. but i live most of my life online where i'm cranky and acerbic at best and apocalyptically despairing at worst
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Jay Stooksberry @jaystooksberry.bsky.social · Sep 5
Hear me out ...

How about the Department of the Gulf of Mexico?
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Jay Stooksberry @jaystooksberry.bsky.social · Sep 5
Libertarians claiming that Trump is "the most anti-war president in America history" continue to beclown themselves.
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Jay Stooksberry @jaystooksberry.bsky.social · Sep 5
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · Sep 5
"I don't know what a constitutional crisis would look like. I don't think that we are currently in a constitutional crisis, however," [Barrett] added. "I think our country remains committed to the rule of law. I think we have functioning courts."

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Well, the first sentence is true.

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Jay Stooksberry @jaystooksberry.bsky.social · Sep 5
Sorry. Meant to use scare quotes....

"Libertarians"
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a microphone and making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a microphone and making a funny face .
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Jay Stooksberry @jaystooksberry.bsky.social · Sep 5
Sorry. I should have used scare quotes.

"Libertarians"
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a microphone and making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a microphone and making a funny face .
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Jay Stooksberry @jaystooksberry.bsky.social · Sep 5
Libertarians claiming that Trump is "the most anti-war president in America history" continue to beclown themselves.
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