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Timeline Of Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau’s Relationship https://theonion.com/timeline-of-katy-perry-and-justin-trudeaus-relationship/
December 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Timeline Of Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau’s Relationship https://theonion.com/timeline-of-katy-perry-and-justin-trudeaus-relationship/
Reason #3472 why I won't use Wikipedia and definitely would not donate money to them
No one could have predicted 25 years ago that Wikipedia would grow into the backbone of knowledge on the internet it is today, powering search engines, voice assistants, and generative AI tools. 🧵⬇️ (1/3)
December 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Reason #3472 why I won't use Wikipedia and definitely would not donate money to them
Recently heard the expression "you numb cunt" and I cannot wait to use that in a conversation with a coworker or client
December 15, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Recently heard the expression "you numb cunt" and I cannot wait to use that in a conversation with a coworker or client
Rip Rob Reiner, but Stephen King wrote that line. Let's at least celebrate something he did.
Reading about Rob Reiner & his wife Michele, I am heartsick.
I think of this line from Stand By Me: “Two men got into an argument. One of them pulled a knife. Chris, who had always made the best peace, tried to break it up…”
Rest in peace. Life is not fair, but we do the best that we can with it.
I think of this line from Stand By Me: “Two men got into an argument. One of them pulled a knife. Chris, who had always made the best peace, tried to break it up…”
Rest in peace. Life is not fair, but we do the best that we can with it.
December 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Rip Rob Reiner, but Stephen King wrote that line. Let's at least celebrate something he did.
I remember when I started playing DnD and my mom was like "Isn't that a weed kinda thing."
I smiled "Nah those nerds never wanna smoke, I always have to before and after."
I smiled "Nah those nerds never wanna smoke, I always have to before and after."
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I remember when I started playing DnD and my mom was like "Isn't that a weed kinda thing."
I smiled "Nah those nerds never wanna smoke, I always have to before and after."
I smiled "Nah those nerds never wanna smoke, I always have to before and after."
Is super rape a thing?
Whatever is about to break concerning Conor McGregor has to be pretty awful...
Conor McGregor marries longtime partner Dee Devlin at Vatican City
Conor McGregor and Dee Devlin got married this week at Vatican City.
www.mmafighting.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Is super rape a thing?
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Mega Man (2025)
February 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Mega Man (2025)
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C'mon strong breeze
December 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
C'mon strong breeze
Shocking
🚨 New York Times reports more details than we've had before on how Donald Trump's administration pulled strings to pressure Romania to allow Andrew Tate to travel while he was charged with crimes including trafficking minors and violently beating and raping a 15-year-old girl.
December 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Shocking
Only if the opinion was also feet
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Only if the opinion was also feet
Good news for people committed to being losers
Kamala Harris is extending her book tour into 2026 – but now it’s going to be about more than selling books. https://cnn.it/48M5neK
December 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Good news for people committed to being losers
Nerd alert
The Dems are far from perfect, but the vast majority of them seem to have the best interests of their constituents at heart, and they deserve support in an imperfect system. This cannot be said of the scum in the Rep party.
December 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Nerd alert
That's the power of Mormonism
dude for byu dunked it so hard they had to send a guy out there with a ladder and a wrench to fix the hoop
December 10, 2025 at 11:23 AM
That's the power of Mormonism
Going to see Shadow of Intent/Angelmaker/Mental Cruelty/Synestia in May. Loved Shadow of Intent in October and very excited to catch Synestia
December 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Going to see Shadow of Intent/Angelmaker/Mental Cruelty/Synestia in May. Loved Shadow of Intent in October and very excited to catch Synestia
While I would gladly spit in Piers Morgan's face, it is really funny watching him talk to these other assholes.
PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
While I would gladly spit in Piers Morgan's face, it is really funny watching him talk to these other assholes.
Wtf
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Wtf
This fucking goof ass mouth breather
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This fucking goof ass mouth breather
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The Boy in the Striped Pajamas (2008)
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The Boy in the Striped Pajamas (2008)
My boss is a 42 year old man who has paid for the Snoop Dogg - Drop it like it's Hot ring tone....
December 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
My boss is a 42 year old man who has paid for the Snoop Dogg - Drop it like it's Hot ring tone....
Petr Yan is so mad he's not adult sized
December 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Petr Yan is so mad he's not adult sized
"I want to thank Jesus for breaking my opponent's arm in a horrific fashion"
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 AM
"I want to thank Jesus for breaking my opponent's arm in a horrific fashion"
I got no problem with that stoppage. Wasn't really defending himself when he rolled onto his side at the end
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I got no problem with that stoppage. Wasn't really defending himself when he rolled onto his side at the end
Great abortion clinic name
Baby Assassin!
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Great abortion clinic name