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Jb Evain
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Game Developers, Visual Studio and .NET at Microsoft. Update is called once per frame. I have friends everywhere.
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OpenCiv3 is an open-source recreation of Civilization III for modern hardware, rebuilt in Godot and C#. Native support for Windows, Linux, and macOS. It can import the original graphics and audio if you have the CivIII files. openciv3.org
February 13, 2026 at 5:21 PM
A memory game for Paris’ subway stations: memory.pour.paris
Paris de tête
Quel pourcentage des stations de métro de Paris connaissez-vous de tête ?
memory.pour.paris
February 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
February 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment
February 4, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Are you being a little passive aggressive, GitHub Copilot?

"Let me first read the current state of the file since the user undid my previous edits."
January 28, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Hah.
Happy 3 year anniversary to this post
January 27, 2026 at 8:27 PM
January 22, 2026 at 3:29 PM
*inhales*
January 20, 2026 at 5:54 PM
"Irish Immigrant" 🎤: @katieboylecomic | Katie Boyle
YouTube video by Don't Tell Comedy
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January 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Finally found the culprit for this issue. The culprit is me.
--force --interactive?
January 13, 2026 at 11:07 PM
yeah, nice try
January 13, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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this data format could've been sqlite
January 12, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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If you can substitute "hungry ghost trapped in a jar" for "AI" in a sentence it's probably a valid use case for LLMs. Take "I have a bunch of hungry ghosts in jars, they mainly write SQL queries for me". Sure. Reasonable use case.

"My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.
August 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Mood. Warning: Wordle spoiler.
January 10, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Things are degrading at a geometric rate
January 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Based on my literal interests.
January 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
The one silver lining to this entire situation is that I won’t have time to doomscroll when I’ll work in a copper mine gulag in Greenland.
January 7, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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current status
December 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Well recommended!
I think I'm finally bored of funemployment and ready for something new.

Hit me up if you know of anyone looking for a solid desktop or backend .NET Senior Software Engineer.

I prefer startups or smaller companies, but whatever.

CV: jpobst.com
About Jonathan Pobst
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January 6, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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trying to remember what I do for a living
January 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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the world is a trashfire of human misery but the content is incredible
It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize
January 3, 2026 at 7:40 AM
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House of the Dying Sun continues to be 70% off for the Steam Winter Sale!

store.steampowered.com/app/283160/H...
December 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
At some point, enough has to be enough, no?
December 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The frenchiest grocery shopping list.
December 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The last lunch boxes of the year!
December 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM