Justin Goff
@jbgoff.bsky.social
Code-slinging Salesforce Apex dev by day, chaos-wielding Dungeon Master by night. My safe word is Copado.
Verizon’s nationwide outage was caused by a faulty software update to Verizon’s policy/entitlement system, the backend service that decides if each individual line is allowed to connect. That’s why some people on the same family plan had service while others showed “SOS only.”
August 31, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Verizon’s nationwide outage was caused by a faulty software update to Verizon’s policy/entitlement system, the backend service that decides if each individual line is allowed to connect. That’s why some people on the same family plan had service while others showed “SOS only.”
Verizon went down while in Orlando. Weirdly enough, my wife wasn’t affected.
To the network engineer who made an update on a weekend: What did we learn?
To the network engineer who made an update on a weekend: What did we learn?
August 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Verizon went down while in Orlando. Weirdly enough, my wife wasn’t affected.
To the network engineer who made an update on a weekend: What did we learn?
To the network engineer who made an update on a weekend: What did we learn?
Today I learned that MLB uses Windows XP machines. Which stopped getting security updates more than a decade ago. Only to show on live television where that machine is. 🧐
May 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Today I learned that MLB uses Windows XP machines. Which stopped getting security updates more than a decade ago. Only to show on live television where that machine is. 🧐
At my local shawarma place, the Israeli owners warmly greeted a woman who mentioned she was Egyptian with: “Ah, my sister, come—come eat!” It made me happy to see food strengthening bonds, especially amidst all the turmoil right now.
April 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
At my local shawarma place, the Israeli owners warmly greeted a woman who mentioned she was Egyptian with: “Ah, my sister, come—come eat!” It made me happy to see food strengthening bonds, especially amidst all the turmoil right now.
Christopher Morel of the Rats being ejected for slamming hit bat had every right to be frustrated. The umpire had called terribly all night, for *both* sides.
April 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Christopher Morel of the Rats being ejected for slamming hit bat had every right to be frustrated. The umpire had called terribly all night, for *both* sides.
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“The Bureau employs some 2,000 people in the city of 29,000.”
The Red Rural Recession.
www.thedailybeast.com/maga-junkie-...
The Red Rural Recession.
www.thedailybeast.com/maga-junkie-...
‘MAGA Junkie’ Fired in DOGE Cuts Now Regrets Voting for Trump: ‘I Expected Better’
“I was a MAGA junkie, a MAGA junkie who thought her government job would be safe with Donald Trump in office,” says West Virginia woman fired from the Bureau of Fiscal Service.
www.thedailybeast.com
March 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“The Bureau employs some 2,000 people in the city of 29,000.”
The Red Rural Recession.
www.thedailybeast.com/maga-junkie-...
The Red Rural Recession.
www.thedailybeast.com/maga-junkie-...
I’ve picked up Cyberpunk 2077 and started over from the beginning and eventually get to the expansion.
Can I just say it is a total dream to play on my Steam Deck. I’m glad the devs took their lumps from the launch and came back strong.
Can I just say it is a total dream to play on my Steam Deck. I’m glad the devs took their lumps from the launch and came back strong.
March 29, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I’ve picked up Cyberpunk 2077 and started over from the beginning and eventually get to the expansion.
Can I just say it is a total dream to play on my Steam Deck. I’m glad the devs took their lumps from the launch and came back strong.
Can I just say it is a total dream to play on my Steam Deck. I’m glad the devs took their lumps from the launch and came back strong.
Yes. Kowtow before your Cheeto Master.
Corporate America has a new top priority: Give Donald Trump what he wants.
How corporate America is down on bended knee for Trump 2.0
His new cryptocurrency means everyone can appeal to the president.
www.axios.com
January 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Yes. Kowtow before your Cheeto Master.
AI is great and all, but it sounds like Marc is confidently incorrect and I’d wager they lift the freeze.
www.salesforceben.com/salesforce-w...
www.salesforceben.com/salesforce-w...
Salesforce Will Hire No More Software Engineers in 2025, Says Marc Benioff
Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff announces no new software engineer hires – see how AI is shaping the company's future.
www.salesforceben.com
January 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
AI is great and all, but it sounds like Marc is confidently incorrect and I’d wager they lift the freeze.
www.salesforceben.com/salesforce-w...
www.salesforceben.com/salesforce-w...
Salesforce needs to lower the processing times in the Agentforce add-on for VSCode. I know it’s a tall order to be constantly checking to autocomplete code, but I’d rather not have it at all than just spin.
January 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Salesforce needs to lower the processing times in the Agentforce add-on for VSCode. I know it’s a tall order to be constantly checking to autocomplete code, but I’d rather not have it at all than just spin.
I think this is a stretch at best.
The Manhattan district attorney has brought a terrorism charge against the man accused of killing a health insurance executive, classifying the crime not just as a murder but also as an attack on democracy. Prosecutors’ decision to characterize the killing as a political act will test the law.
In Luigi Mangione’s CEO Murder Case, New York’s Antiterrorism Laws Will Be Tested
The Manhattan district attorney has brought a terrorism charge against the man accused of killing a health insurance executive, arguing that he intended to “sow fear.”
www.nytimes.com
December 27, 2024 at 12:47 AM
I think this is a stretch at best.
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Mitch McConnell: “We’re in a very, very dangerous world right now, reminiscent of before world war two,” he says. “Even the slogan is the same. ‘America First.’ That was what they said in the ’30s.”
Mitch McConnell: ‘We’re in a very, very dangerous world right now’
The Republican Senator on his plans to spend the last two years of his term fighting back against an increasingly isolationist GOP
www.ft.com
December 11, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Mitch McConnell: “We’re in a very, very dangerous world right now, reminiscent of before world war two,” he says. “Even the slogan is the same. ‘America First.’ That was what they said in the ’30s.”
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I mean the abuse allegations literally came from his own mother but okay.
December 4, 2024 at 12:28 AM
I mean the abuse allegations literally came from his own mother but okay.
Reddit users: the ultimate in data analytics and verification.
November 30, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Reddit users: the ultimate in data analytics and verification.
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What you’re missing on Twitter:
November 30, 2024 at 6:18 PM
What you’re missing on Twitter:
Dinner rolls being available and randomly eaten throughout the day:
- not Thanksgiving: Weird
- Thanksgiving: Totally normal
- not Thanksgiving: Weird
- Thanksgiving: Totally normal
November 29, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Dinner rolls being available and randomly eaten throughout the day:
- not Thanksgiving: Weird
- Thanksgiving: Totally normal
- not Thanksgiving: Weird
- Thanksgiving: Totally normal
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What did I make for Thanksgiving? Everyone uncomfortable
November 28, 2024 at 9:38 PM
What did I make for Thanksgiving? Everyone uncomfortable
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The new Spider-Man balloon did NOT skip leg day!
November 28, 2024 at 10:08 PM
The new Spider-Man balloon did NOT skip leg day!
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“The kids have been talking nonstop about how much they look like each other, and they keep swapping stories about the many struggles in life they’ve had to face on their own because I wasn’t there for them.”
Family, Secret Family Really Hitting It Off
AUGUSTA, GA—Realizing he should have introduced them years ago, local man Daniel Pendergast’s family was really hitting it off with his secret family, sources confirmed Monday. “I just assumed they’d ...
theonion.com
November 29, 2024 at 12:48 AM
“The kids have been talking nonstop about how much they look like each other, and they keep swapping stories about the many struggles in life they’ve had to face on their own because I wasn’t there for them.”
I’ve been using Apple Fitness+ for my fitness, and it’s been great. My brother suggested a weight training regimen and the Bodybuilder app as a guide. I’m excited to start, but the Bodybuilder app and gym setup seem overwhelming.
November 29, 2024 at 12:35 AM
I’ve been using Apple Fitness+ for my fitness, and it’s been great. My brother suggested a weight training regimen and the Bodybuilder app as a guide. I’m excited to start, but the Bodybuilder app and gym setup seem overwhelming.
Not the worst Thanksgiving meal, caloric-wise. If you see three servings of cake, well… at least it wasn’t four.
November 28, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Not the worst Thanksgiving meal, caloric-wise. If you see three servings of cake, well… at least it wasn’t four.
Hello! Glad to be here on Bluesky. Follow me if you want:
– 🧑💻Salesforce Developer shop talk
– 🎲 DnD campaign/world building notes
– 🎮 Dad gaming micro-blogging
– 💪 Workout and Food thoughts for someone chronically busy
– 👴 Lame Dad jokes/commentary on current events
– 🧑💻Salesforce Developer shop talk
– 🎲 DnD campaign/world building notes
– 🎮 Dad gaming micro-blogging
– 💪 Workout and Food thoughts for someone chronically busy
– 👴 Lame Dad jokes/commentary on current events
November 28, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Hello! Glad to be here on Bluesky. Follow me if you want:
– 🧑💻Salesforce Developer shop talk
– 🎲 DnD campaign/world building notes
– 🎮 Dad gaming micro-blogging
– 💪 Workout and Food thoughts for someone chronically busy
– 👴 Lame Dad jokes/commentary on current events
– 🧑💻Salesforce Developer shop talk
– 🎲 DnD campaign/world building notes
– 🎮 Dad gaming micro-blogging
– 💪 Workout and Food thoughts for someone chronically busy
– 👴 Lame Dad jokes/commentary on current events
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I am thankful for a social media site that’s not run by disinformation-pushing maniacal billionaire, not controlled by an algorithm design to censor news and much-needed debate, and not overrun by mean-spirited people who encourage and celebrate ignorance. Thankful, indeed.
November 28, 2024 at 5:15 PM
I am thankful for a social media site that’s not run by disinformation-pushing maniacal billionaire, not controlled by an algorithm design to censor news and much-needed debate, and not overrun by mean-spirited people who encourage and celebrate ignorance. Thankful, indeed.
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My mom when people try to help her in the kitchen
November 28, 2024 at 6:14 PM
My mom when people try to help her in the kitchen