Josh Greenberg
jdg.bsky.social
Josh Greenberg
@jdg.bsky.social
writer and artist in residence at my house
In the future, instead of saying “Hi” to each other, we’ll say “Highguard”
January 27, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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I predict that 2026 will be the “Year of Strangereal”
January 22, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Making what was the extreme position into the moderate option is the moderate option. The extreme option is making the moderate position into the extreme option.
January 22, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Told my dentist to check out “No Other Choice”.
January 21, 2026 at 8:39 PM
When Venezuela surged oil production to America in the 90s, the Saudis retaliated and tanked the price. Huh!

From “Private Empire: Exxon Mobil and American Power”
January 11, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
unlocking the official wikipedia editor custom app icon with pride and honor. i will do my best to live up to this.
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
We’re stripping copper out of the walls because the business is doing so well, actually.
October 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
me when i’m peeing and i have blood in my pee and i’m crying propulsive blue tears about it
Jagermech artwork for the Battletech Collectible Card Game by Randy Asplund-Faith, published in 1996
October 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I believe I am the protagonist of my own life, which is why I say things like “it’s locked. I’d better find a key somewhere.“ and “updated my journal.”
Describing a person as an NPC is fraught because 4channers used it and are freak solipsists that never leave their house, but I refuse to cede the metaphor of the behavior entirely. Sometimes you wake up and have an idle animation and say fine greetings to you, I do constantly.
August 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Ironic, isn’t it?
August 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
About to see Eddington. People have been raving about this bear from Peru and I simply must see for myself.
July 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I gained total trust in Gunn’s Superman after I read the only issue of Suicide Squad “The Weasel” appears in and understood, in a flash, the instinct that led Gunn to say “I need to put this little freak in my movie. He’s a major player.”
July 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Catching up on the latest news in the world of construction. Exciting.
May 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Get their asses, unidentified pirates and Dennis Macarty of the Vane pirates.
May 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Oh, the Apple TV+ infinite money pipe is getting turned off right at this moment.
I don’t think people realize how much money Apple makes off of milking App Store purchases. Tim Cook is probably throwing really expensive and annoyingly designed chairs around a perfectly spherical office right now.
May 1, 2025 at 5:24 AM
No - Ultimate, Dad. Amazing, Bachelor.
May 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
My library app has an audiobook of Simulacra and Simulation, but it’s recorded by an anonymous AI voiceover publisher.

If it wasn’t, I could tell you what that means.
April 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
downloading the “wikipedia” app onto my phone
March 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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It is live!!! The Kickstarter for the comic me and the indestructible @monoapilas.bsky.social are taking is live now and for the next 30 days!! Stay tuned for the reveal of a special cover by the great @gracekraft.bsky.social !

www.kickstarter.com/projects/abb...
Gamer Mom: The Mom Who Games
32 pages of gorgeous, funny and erudite comic book goodness, like Mama used to make.
www.kickstarter.com
March 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Dragon Age: The Veilguard’s use of shimmering magic portals to take you between different regions makes it a Banjo Kazooie or Mario 64-type game.
November 27, 2024 at 10:25 PM
November 26, 2024 at 7:33 AM
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November 18, 2024 at 5:33 AM
You shouldn’t be looking for an echo chamber online.

You should be looking for a way out of the sealed chamber you’ve woken up in. There are no visible exits. White tile. A greek letter is written on the center of each wall, including the ceiling.
In the center of the room is a knife.
Begin.
November 17, 2024 at 10:15 PM
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A beached whale lies dead on the waterfront in #COP29 host city Baku, against the backdrop of the "Flame Towers" that symbolise Azerbaijan's fossil fuel resources
November 14, 2024 at 3:59 AM