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#baonpdx ends San Diego’s season in goose hollow. San Diego aren’t our rivals, but only because having a rivalry with them would be like having a rivalry with spongebob.
November 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The thorns have been lucky collecting pks this year but also their opponents love ripping them in the box
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The wave manager looks like he gets paid in stock options.
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This guy is just Bert IRL
thinking about the time a cool Instagram fashion account asked me to name my favorite products and i didn't know i was supposed to name fashion products, so i said pigeon food because i like feeding pigeons and their followers were like "why the fuck do i need pigeon food for my outfit?"
October 16, 2025 at 8:26 AM
One thing about the situation in Portland is that local news is reporting on the hoax. Claims that the city is war torn are simply not credible and even the biggest fearmongers are adjusting.
I might end up talking about this graph all day.

I think one thing Dems need to realize is that "Americans" are not buying into the "cities on fire" lies of this admin.

It's JUST Republicans. So if you're a governor of a solidly blue state, or a blue-city mayor, the national story is NOT YOURS.
October 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If you can't get the #KCCurrent #ACFC game on TV, it's available as a radio broadcast at bridge909.org
90.9 The Bridge
90.9 The Bridge is Kansas City's listener-supported NPR music radio station. Turn On. Tune In. Listen Local.
bridge909.org
October 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Ted lasso shouting live dot gif
October 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The problem with American institutions right now is that they're just as comfortable being performatively right wing as they were being performatively left wing a decade ago.
September 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Chumbawamba - The day the nazi died
YouTube video by Huppelplopp1848
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September 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Truly, just having a podcast should be disqualifying
I don't mean to interrupt all the Newsom glazing I see on the TL today, but you really need to remember that this is the guy who launched his Podcast with Charlie Kirk, Newt Gingrich, Dr Phil, and Steve Bannon as some of his first guests...
August 15, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The real misery index for #NWSL fans should be:
1 point for every referee you can name
1 point for every coach/manager who was mentioned in the Yates Report or is the subject of pending litigation
1 point for every head coach you've had in the last three years
1 point per year rebuilding
August 15, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Facebook reminds me that a year ago I started a project of scanning the journals of the Central African Historical Association, based at the University of Rhodesia/Zimbabwe, which ran from 1970 to the early 1980s. I have uploaded my scans to Dropbox here: www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/ruzbp...
August 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Pietra Tordin makes scoring goals look so easy.
You gotta watch this!

Rookie Pietra Tordin just wanted to join in on the Thorns' scoring party!
August 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
This week the #NWSL is showcasing rivalries. Gotham v. Washington DC, Angel City v. San Diego, Portland v. Seattle, Louisville v. themselves.
August 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
August 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
It’s just goin g to repeat this isn’t my specialty so I can’t say for sure over and over.
OpenAI releases the newest version of the AI model that powers its popular ChatGPT chatbot, with CEO Sam Altman promoting it as like having a “team of Ph.D. level experts in your pocket.”
OpenAI releases GPT-5, calling it a ‘team of Ph.D. level experts in your pocket’
OpenAI says its latest version of the popular AI model is better at coding, more accurate and less deceptive than previous versions.
nbcnews.to
August 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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a thing i simply cannot get over, as The Media collapses for i think the 5th time in my adult life, is what the fuck business the people who own these publications think they are in. shouldn’t the point be to just make enough money making the articles to make more articles
August 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Abolish the Space Force
August 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
When I played soccer as a kid, we would regularly line up against teams with players who were a foot taller than us. My coach taught me to play a clean game and do my best, no excuses and no whining. Pride and dignity ranked higher than winning on the field.
Pete Buttigieg weighs in on ‘fairness’ of transgender kids playing girls’ sports
He said he rejected blanket policies about trans participation in sports.
www.advocate.com
July 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This club is desperate for a striker to fill the gap left by Wilson and Hanks, but management is out here courting bosses.
From the pitch to the putting green—Portland Thorns are now partnered with Tualatin Country Club in the first-of-its-kind collaboration in the NWSL!
 
Welcome to the Rose City Tualatin Country Club!
July 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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As a pediatrician this breaks my heart but sadly doesn’t surprise me.
- A new study finds that from 2007 -2023, children in the U.S. were 80% more likely to die from ages 1 -19 than their peers in other high-income countries.
- Children in the U.S. were 15x more likely to die by firearms than children in other high-income countries.
www.science.org/content/arti...
Comprehensive look at U.S. children’s health finds ‘steady decline’
U.S. children are more likely to die than those in other high-income countries, a new analysis confirms
www.science.org
July 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Sukimamori is a one-eyed purple monster who scares kids away from the gap between the platform and the train in various stations around Japan.
July 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Can you imagine being Peter Thiel's barber? You show up to work drunk once every 4-6 weeks, grab a random clipper guard and start chopping. twenty minutes later you've earned a couple hundred bucks.
June 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM