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Some folks: Demure & Mindful
Me: Obscure & Spooky
February 13, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Woooo, you're gonna wanna put something on that BURN!
#wyze #SearchParty #ring
Definitely Only for Dogs: Ring's Superbowl Commercial (Parody)
YouTube video by Wyze
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February 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
This pic was taken 15 years ago....This was Gata. She was a feisty little Russian Blue mix/Alley cat from New Jersey, who claimed me. She was also a sweet little love bug, and I miss her every day.
February 12, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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The person photographed here who is in their bathrobe filming armed, masked federal agents in St. Paul is MPR News journalist @samstroozas.bsky.social @mprnews.org . She is an incredible journalist and person. We do not deserve her.
A high-speed car chase involving a federal agent in St. Paul ended with a multi-vehicle crash and injuries to the fleeing driver, who was taken away in an ambulance. bit.ly/4kvJo0M

📸: Leila Navidi
February 11, 2026 at 9:26 PM
We just want Universal Healthcare....not factories on the moon....
February 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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Relaunched my Patreon to help cover bills and afford to keep making Swan Boys. Swan Boy is -and will always be- a free comic but now you can get access to comics a day early, as well as behind the scenes art and bonus content.

www.patreon.com/bransonreese
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February 11, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Pam in the type of woman other women are afraid of in locker rooms, not our Trans sisters.... PAM Bondi.
Rep. Pramila Jayapal asked Attorney General Pam Bondi whether she would “turn to them now and apologize for what your Department of Justice has put them through."

Bondi refused.
Bondi refuses to apologize to Epstein survivors
Officials failed to redact their names—and did little to address the harm.
www.motherjones.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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The risks of SARS-CoV-2 and other airborne pathogens can be severe, but the media continues to stigmatize Olympians taking precautions as "worried" and "extreme". We know #LongCOVID can affect anyone, even elite athletes.

In the @thesicktimes.org today 😷🦠

thesicktimes.org/2026/02/10/w...
Winter Olympic athletes are rightfully taking COVID-19 precautions - The Sick Times
Despite a lack of COVID-19 precautions implemented by the 2026 Winter Olympics organizers in Italy, some athletes, teams, and their loved ones are protecting themselves from airborne pathogens by mask...
thesicktimes.org
February 10, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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1. James’ six kids are now without their father.

In the last two years, he had to sell his Dawson’s Creek memorabilia to help pay for his cancer treatment.

His castmates had to put on a show to help cover his medical expenses.
James Van Der Beek, who has been battling cancer, has died.

He was 48.

Per TMZ.
February 11, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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by the end of this weekend my phone had learned "cablp" without autocorrecting it. please enjoy my trip report: defector.com/criss-angel-...
I Traveled 800 Miles To Eat Breakfast, Lunch, And Pizza At Criss Angel’s Breakfast, Lunch, And Pizza | Defector
When I was a very depressed British teenager, I had an unhealthy fascination with America. I found a way to love its contradictions, to explain away the obvious sins not by excusing them directly but ...
defector.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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Aside from the fact that this is just not true, why do we think it's worth fucking around for who knows how many months/years it would take to get there while data centers poison Black communities and accelerate the clean water bankruptcy
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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the rollout of the mRNA vaccines was one of the greatest public health triumphs in history and the end result has been the all-around triumph of the antivax movement and I will never get over it
February 11, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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i got equal billing with darcy the dog. yeeeah i think ive hit the big time (earnestly very excited to be back on p4a it's been too long)
You can check out the P4A livestream schedule here: projectforawesome.com/schedule

Because P4A is live, there may be changes right before or during the stream. #P4A2026
February 10, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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if im being wheeled into the operating room and there's some fuckass AI scalpel gameboy in there you can go ahead and kill me normal style instead
When AI was added to a tool for sinus surgery: “Cerebrospinal fluid leaked from one patient’s nose. In another… a surgeon mistakenly punctured the base of a patient’s skull. In two other cases, patients suffered strokes after a major artery was accidentally injured”

www.reuters.com/investigatio...
As AI enters the operating room, reports arise of botched surgeries and misidentified body parts
Medical device makers have been rushing to add AI to their products. While proponents say the new technology will revolutionize medicine, regulators are receiving a rising number of claims of patient ...
www.reuters.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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It’d suck so bad to be in ICE. Opening Instagram and seeing little drawings of everyone’s comfort characters taking turns humiliating you. Logging on and seeing a lovingly crafted illustration of Franklin the turtle making you eat a nail bomb
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 AM
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Hot on the heels of finding out one of their department chairs was pen pals with Epstein, this stupid fucking school has decided to put a bunch of energy and resources into endorsing the plagiarism machine
February 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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now somebody with the power is going to stop this, right???? RIGHT???????? www.commondreams.org/news/militar...
US Military Helping Trump to Build Massive Network of ‘Concentration Camps,’ Navy Contract Reveals | Common Dreams
Military Helping Trump to Build Massive Network of 'Concentration Camps,' Navy Contract Reveals
www.commondreams.org
February 10, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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Paleontologists used to think that dino skin impressions required rapid burial, soon after death, to be preserved.

But now we know there’s not a single pathway to exceptional preservation, and desiccation often plays a role. Look at this chunk of hadrosaur tail, so dried the skin shrunk to bone. 🧪
February 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
February 10, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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local woman makes girldinner; 19 injured 4 dead
February 9, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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This is part of a pattern that is impeachable: Trump cuts previously appropriated Congressional funds, but only to states led by Democrats (California, Colorado, Illinois and Minnesota).
The Trump administration plans to rescind $600 million in public health funds from four states led by Democrats because it finds the grants “inconsistent with agency priorities,” according to documents reviewed by the NYT

Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/h...
Trump Administration to Cut $600 Million in Health Funding From Four States
www.nytimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Tik Tok coming up with elaborate Conspiracy Theories re:Jeff Eppy come from humble beginnings, dropped out of college, got a posh teaching job, and became a finance guy.
Have you met vaguely charismatic white guys who are TERRIBLE people? They just fail up...It's been going on for centuries.
a man wearing glasses and a blue jacket says i 'm a white man
Alt: Shane Madej on BuzzFeed Unsolved explaining how Roaoake Island was colonized... and the argument used to persuade (force) the Indigenous peoples to allow them to run things...
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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5% dog searches.

95% "there's some brown person who looks like they don't belong in our neighborhood, where IS HE???"
Here's that Ring #SuperBowl commercial:
February 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM