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Jeremy Gable

@jeremygable.com

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Writer of plays you haven't seen and games you haven't played. If you're a transphobe, just block me now. He / Him. 💜🤍🩶🖤

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · Feb 4

New year, new website!

The newly updated and redesigned JeremyGable.com is live!

The new title page for JeremyGable.com, with a picture of me, my name, and noting "English-American creator of interactive and narrative content".

Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · Sep 25

No word yet on a successor, but rumors are it might be the VP of Sales Peter Ganondorf

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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · Sep 18

hey them attacking a Black woman could absolutely decimate the entire economy .

It's getting not even a fractional amount of coverage as other removals despite the fact it has been going on for longer

and if we actually try and point that out we will be "divisive"

The New York Times @nytimes.com · Sep 18

Breaking News: The Trump administration asked the Supreme Court to allow the president to remove Lisa Cook as a Federal Reserve governor, setting up a key test of presidential power with potentially huge economic consequences.

Trump Asks Supreme Court to Allow Removal of Fed Governor

President Trump had pressed to fire Lisa Cook before the central bank’s meeting, at which the board voted to raise interest rates.

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The Onion @theonion.com · Sep 18

From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: In Defense Of Mass Censorship https://theonion.com/in-defense-of-mass-censorship-1848673776/

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Chanea Bond @heymrsbond.com · Sep 16

Millennials made the wizarding lady a God as a way to escape our own repression and religious trauma and now she’s behaving like the Gods we needed to escape.

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very tall bart @tallbart.com · Sep 16

What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator

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Lindsay Ballant @lballant.bsky.social · Sep 13

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · Sep 13

I have written and deleted a lot of posts but I keep thinking about how the brutal assassination of Minnesota State senator Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark, and their beloved dog Gilbert in June did not prompt this same level of calls for empathy, sympathy, and flags at half-mast.

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · Sep 13

This is your reminder ...

youtu.be/F8P4IRRJ328

No, Charlie Kirk Was Not a Good Man

YouTube video by Jessie Gender

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · Sep 8

What is a bookcassé?

Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · Sep 7

Who is Jack Lemmon's mother's best friend?

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · Jul 22

Waking up every morning these days ...

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · Sep 7

Fully agreed. I adapted one of my plays into a game, and it was so much harder and way more complex than writing the play. And the game was still incredibly linear, I can't even imagine writing something with significant game-changing choices.

Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · Sep 2

(Sees auction listing for an "Akkanow Arcade Game by Nintendo")

Akkanow? I don't think I know that one.

(Sees the listing.)

Oh. Okay.

A screenshot an auction website selling an Arkanoid arcade cabinet, unknowingly misspelled as "Akkanow", based on the way the name looks on the title screen.

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chelsea bridge 🏳️‍⚧️🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · Aug 26

every democrat who does not speak out about this enables it. what the administration is doing here is a large-scale tactic to isolate trans people and strengthen future attacks on us. the gains we have made are built on visibility and public knowledge of us and our needs.

NBC News @nbcnews.com · Aug 26

The Trump administration directs 40 states, five territories and Washington, D.C. to remove references to transgender people from their sex education programs or risk losing federal funding.

States must ax transgender references from sex ed or risk losing funds, Trump admin says

The mandate comes just days after the Trump administration terminated funding for a sex education program in California.

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · Aug 2

I've said it before, I'll say it again: Fuck this administration of overeducated billionaires using populism to keep Americans uneducated and poor.

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Corporation for Public Broadcasting says it's shutting down

The Corporation for Public Broadcasting, which funnels federal money to public media stations, says it's winding down operations after President Trump signed a law rescinding all funding.

www.npr.org

Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · Jul 31

What is North Caribouna?

Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · Jul 23

I tried this, and it matched me with a Wikipedia article about Tony-winning musicals.

Anyway, we're getting married in October.

WIRED @wired.com · Jun 11

Browser Dating users upload their 5,000 most recent searches, which are turned into a “browsing personality profile" by AI. www.wired.com/story/an-exp...

An Experimental New Dating Site Matches Singles Based on Their Browser Histories

Browser Dating users upload their 5,000 most recent searches, which are turned into a “browsing personality profile" by AI.

www.wired.com

Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · Jul 23

Congrats, you stupid fucking transphobes. You won a battle for something that literally didn't happen in the last Olympics. (No, not even that one boxer, you stupid fucking transphobes.)

So now you stupid fucking transphobes can shut the fuck up about it and go pretend to care about something else.

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Chris 🍂 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · Jun 27

clearly modified news segment image title says Zohran Mamdani's Socialist Promises, next to a photo of him:
In TMNT arcade we'll let whoever has the lowest health pick up the pizza.

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · Jun 6

But how are they going to highlight the roman numeral in the title???

A headline from Variety: "Resident Evil Requiem sets February 2026 release from Capcom"

Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · May 23

It's rare that you find a headline that just gets worse with each word ...

A truly remarkable headline: "Leonardo DiCaprio, Jeff Bezos, Kevin Spacey Spotted at amfAR Cannes Gala as James Franco and Adrien Brody Auction Their Art for Over $300,000"

Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · May 17

Characters saying "tell me again" with really memorable / vital information they absolutely would not have forgotten. "So tell me again, what happened?" "He exploded into goo." Why do you need to be told that again??? How did that info not stick??

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · May 8

Guy Ritchie's William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · May 8

All I wanna do is--

(Chomp chomp chomp chomp)

And a--

(Doctor saying, "Your cholesterol is high")

And eat all the cheese

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · Mar 12

Man desperate to be asked about his feelings(fighting tears): you…you smell like wrongdawg

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