Jeremy Osner
@jeremyosner.bsky.social
Well...
⏩ Studied at La universidad desconocida
⏩ Lives in Orange, New Jersey
⏩ From Modesto, California
⏩ Pronounces name EE-mer-EJ REN-saw
⏩ Studied at La universidad desconocida
⏩ Lives in Orange, New Jersey
⏩ From Modesto, California
⏩ Pronounces name EE-mer-EJ REN-saw
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Jeremy Osner
@jeremyosner.bsky.social
· Mar 19
Seeking to found a new profession, I am hanging out my shingle as an apath.
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My poetry brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My poetry brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
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Eleven years ago, I wrote to Tom Stoppard to ask about this coup de théâtre from 1949. It took me down an unexpected rabbit hole - in memory of Stoppard, here's what I found.
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Eleven years ago, I wrote to Tom Stoppard to ask about this coup de théâtre from 1949. It took me down an unexpected rabbit hole - in memory of Stoppard, here's what I found.
I named my fists rosencranz and guildenstern because, well...
I named my fists Vladimir and Estragon because they are just waiting for a chance to go
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I named my fists rosencranz and guildenstern because, well...
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I have refined
The uranium
That was in
The centrifuge
And which
You were probably
Saving
For power generation
Forgive me
It was so powerful
I am
Become death
The uranium
That was in
The centrifuge
And which
You were probably
Saving
For power generation
Forgive me
It was so powerful
I am
Become death
this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I have refined
The uranium
That was in
The centrifuge
And which
You were probably
Saving
For power generation
Forgive me
It was so powerful
I am
Become death
The uranium
That was in
The centrifuge
And which
You were probably
Saving
For power generation
Forgive me
It was so powerful
I am
Become death
When the wind is southerly, I know a raven from a writing-desk
November 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
When the wind is southerly, I know a raven from a writing-desk
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Everyone should read this terrifying thread about Hegseth’s published views wrt war crimes. It’s pretty fucking radical …. We needed to hear about this in his confirmation hearing.
A chapter in Hegseth’s book is literally titled “More Lethality, Less Lawyers.”
It’s almost as if there were signs!
It’s almost as if there were signs!
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Everyone should read this terrifying thread about Hegseth’s published views wrt war crimes. It’s pretty fucking radical …. We needed to hear about this in his confirmation hearing.
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Thing is, we DID hear about it at his confirmation hearing.
Every single senator who voted to confirm Hegseth knew he held these views about the laws of war.
They voted to confirm him anyway.
Every single senator who voted to confirm Hegseth knew he held these views about the laws of war.
They voted to confirm him anyway.
Everyone should read this terrifying thread about Hegseth’s published views wrt war crimes. It’s pretty fucking radical …. We needed to hear about this in his confirmation hearing.
A chapter in Hegseth’s book is literally titled “More Lethality, Less Lawyers.”
It’s almost as if there were signs!
It’s almost as if there were signs!
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Thing is, we DID hear about it at his confirmation hearing.
Every single senator who voted to confirm Hegseth knew he held these views about the laws of war.
They voted to confirm him anyway.
Every single senator who voted to confirm Hegseth knew he held these views about the laws of war.
They voted to confirm him anyway.
Ice cream party! Who's in?
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Ice cream party! Who's in?
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God I miss Alex Trebek.
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
God I miss Alex Trebek.
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A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:58 AM
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
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A VP of Tech once submitted and assigned 200+ Jira cards to me that had been AI generated based on meeting notes. I closed ~80 of them as "won't do", consolidated half of the remaining and spent the next month outlining concrete deliverables for each. I believe these stats wholeheartedly.
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
A VP of Tech once submitted and assigned 200+ Jira cards to me that had been AI generated based on meeting notes. I closed ~80 of them as "won't do", consolidated half of the remaining and spent the next month outlining concrete deliverables for each. I believe these stats wholeheartedly.
A good title for a book of poetry, it occurs to me suddenly and kind of out of the blue, would be "Anglophony"
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
A good title for a book of poetry, it occurs to me suddenly and kind of out of the blue, would be "Anglophony"
"as close to heaven as *you'll* ever get, anyways"
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"as close to heaven as *you'll* ever get, anyways"
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We teach it really badly in schools, partially because teachers were taught it badly themselves and often have a pretty bad grasp on it. Grammar is messy and complex like everything about language but it's very useful to know the basics of how to talk about it, especially if you want to write well.
Really is a sick joke that learning a second language is the best way to learn English grammar.
November 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
We teach it really badly in schools, partially because teachers were taught it badly themselves and often have a pretty bad grasp on it. Grammar is messy and complex like everything about language but it's very useful to know the basics of how to talk about it, especially if you want to write well.
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comparing him to Andrew fucking Cuomo is such a credit to them both, truly.
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
comparing him to Andrew fucking Cuomo is such a credit to them both, truly.
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what do you think the chances are he knows that pre-war Ukraine had a thriving and reasonably lucrative internationally-focused software industry
November 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
what do you think the chances are he knows that pre-war Ukraine had a thriving and reasonably lucrative internationally-focused software industry
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Got kicked out of the zoo again for shouting ‘bitch please’ at the peacocks
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Got kicked out of the zoo again for shouting ‘bitch please’ at the peacocks
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Indiana Senate Republican Greg Walker “said he would have reported the alleged violation to federal authorities “if I thought that there was anyone of integrity in Washington that would follow through on my accusation ..”
@adamwren.bsky.social #redistrict
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@adamwren.bsky.social #redistrict
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November 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Indiana Senate Republican Greg Walker “said he would have reported the alleged violation to federal authorities “if I thought that there was anyone of integrity in Washington that would follow through on my accusation ..”
@adamwren.bsky.social #redistrict
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@adamwren.bsky.social #redistrict
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This paragraph is a journey.
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
This paragraph is a journey.
"We have only just begun to pardon narco-terrorists"
I’d really love someone to explain to me how the admin’s Latin America policy is consistent regarding narcotrafficking.
(Please don’t reply to this saying it’s consistent because he supports right-wingers. That’s not what I’m asking!) open.substack.com/pub/dropsite...
(Please don’t reply to this saying it’s consistent because he supports right-wingers. That’s not what I’m asking!) open.substack.com/pub/dropsite...
Trump Bribing Honduran Voters To Restore Narcotrafficking Government to Power
Trump endorsed the nominee of the right-wing party, while pledging to pardon its most recent president, who sits in U.S. federal prison for drug trafficking.
open.substack.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 AM
"We have only just begun to pardon narco-terrorists"
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Woman Realizes Adorable Rescue Is A Coyote Pup After It Orders Dynamite Detonator Off The Internet
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Woman Realizes Adorable Rescue Is A Coyote Pup After It Orders Dynamite Detonator Off The Internet
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I’d really love someone to explain to me how the admin’s Latin America policy is consistent regarding narcotrafficking.
(Please don’t reply to this saying it’s consistent because he supports right-wingers. That’s not what I’m asking!) open.substack.com/pub/dropsite...
(Please don’t reply to this saying it’s consistent because he supports right-wingers. That’s not what I’m asking!) open.substack.com/pub/dropsite...
Trump Bribing Honduran Voters To Restore Narcotrafficking Government to Power
Trump endorsed the nominee of the right-wing party, while pledging to pardon its most recent president, who sits in U.S. federal prison for drug trafficking.
open.substack.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I’d really love someone to explain to me how the admin’s Latin America policy is consistent regarding narcotrafficking.
(Please don’t reply to this saying it’s consistent because he supports right-wingers. That’s not what I’m asking!) open.substack.com/pub/dropsite...
(Please don’t reply to this saying it’s consistent because he supports right-wingers. That’s not what I’m asking!) open.substack.com/pub/dropsite...
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Good morning, kids.
Have some alpenglow with your coffee. ☕️
Have some alpenglow with your coffee. ☕️
November 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Good morning, kids.
Have some alpenglow with your coffee. ☕️
Have some alpenglow with your coffee. ☕️
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“The Spectacular Space Loop” is a comic book that tells the story of Cosmo's space adventure, BUT each panel has two different speech bubbles, one right side up (in white) and one upside down (in yellow).
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
“The Spectacular Space Loop” is a comic book that tells the story of Cosmo's space adventure, BUT each panel has two different speech bubbles, one right side up (in white) and one upside down (in yellow).