Zelnut 🍉𓅨
@dahliaiterations.com
(he/him/his)
Unconditional bodily autonomy enthusiast.
Homeschooling survivor.
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187:6/9
Pedocon theory: more evidence than gravitation. 🖤
ICE is ontologically evil.
Law school drop out, Seminary grad. ☕
Unconditional bodily autonomy enthusiast.
Homeschooling survivor.
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187:6/9
Pedocon theory: more evidence than gravitation. 🖤
ICE is ontologically evil.
Law school drop out, Seminary grad. ☕
Pinned
Me: Laws are made up and don't actually bind anyone except by the fiat of the most immediate enforcer. They can all be nullified by about 11 people agreeing they shouldn't work.
Others: WOW! Nihilist much? 🙄
Me: The laws of the United States say X.
Others: Since when do the laws matter?
Others: WOW! Nihilist much? 🙄
Me: The laws of the United States say X.
Others: Since when do the laws matter?
The only winning move is not to play. If I say something is illegal, people tell me laws don't matter unless they're enforced (No shit? I dropped out of law school bcuz it made me too acutely aware of how many laws aren't enforced!), but if I suggest that maybe we should enforce the law, I'm naïve.
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Trump seems ready to deploy active duty Army troops in Minnesota. He has declared war against his own citizens.
abcnews.go.com/US/live-upda...
abcnews.go.com/US/live-upda...
Hundreds of active-duty soldiers on standby, 2 defense officials say
abcnews.go.com
January 18, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Trump seems ready to deploy active duty Army troops in Minnesota. He has declared war against his own citizens.
abcnews.go.com/US/live-upda...
abcnews.go.com/US/live-upda...
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the liberal piety to endlessly protecting those who they claim to be their enemy will never cease to amaze me
Please note the Black gentleman in the gray jacket. He helped Lang out safely even though he was there to protest Lang. Don't let anyone spin this. The man is a hero.
January 17, 2026 at 10:59 PM
the liberal piety to endlessly protecting those who they claim to be their enemy will never cease to amaze me
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it’s one of those fundamentally cursed hospitality violations that you read about in ancient texts
The more I think about this, the angrier I get. It takes a particularly virulent strain of sociopathy to sit and let hard-working people serve you a meal knowing that you plan to arrest them and send them off for deportation once they're off of work.
Really depraved shit.
Really depraved shit.
A few days ago, Fox News was whining about ICE agents getting heckled at a Mexican restaurant in Minneapolis.
Meanwhile, in the town of Willmar, ICE agents had lunch at a Mexican restaurant, waited until it closed, then confronted and arrested three workers as they left.
Meanwhile, in the town of Willmar, ICE agents had lunch at a Mexican restaurant, waited until it closed, then confronted and arrested three workers as they left.
January 18, 2026 at 12:51 AM
it’s one of those fundamentally cursed hospitality violations that you read about in ancient texts
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The "ICE is using military tactics suited for a warzone, not for American streets" rhetoric kinda misses the point that warzones are not naturally occuring. The US military creates war zones from residential neighborhoods and the tactics are not more justifiable just because it's overseas
January 18, 2026 at 1:42 AM
The "ICE is using military tactics suited for a warzone, not for American streets" rhetoric kinda misses the point that warzones are not naturally occuring. The US military creates war zones from residential neighborhoods and the tactics are not more justifiable just because it's overseas
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...it's January 16th
January 18, 2026 at 2:28 AM
...it's January 16th
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Never made sense that the while Democrats were warning us that Trump would deploy DHS as his private storm troopers, they were passing bills that raised DHS funding to record levels.
January 18, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Never made sense that the while Democrats were warning us that Trump would deploy DHS as his private storm troopers, they were passing bills that raised DHS funding to record levels.
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This party helped pass the Laken Riley Act like a week before Trump took office, just a total inability to behave seriously as an opposition party
You don't get to pull the "Kamala Warned Us" shit when Dems are voting like that and the loser is fucking off for 6 months to have a book ghostwritten.
You don't get to pull the "Kamala Warned Us" shit when Dems are voting like that and the loser is fucking off for 6 months to have a book ghostwritten.
Never made sense that the while Democrats were warning us that Trump would deploy DHS as his private storm troopers, they were passing bills that raised DHS funding to record levels.
January 18, 2026 at 2:10 AM
This party helped pass the Laken Riley Act like a week before Trump took office, just a total inability to behave seriously as an opposition party
You don't get to pull the "Kamala Warned Us" shit when Dems are voting like that and the loser is fucking off for 6 months to have a book ghostwritten.
You don't get to pull the "Kamala Warned Us" shit when Dems are voting like that and the loser is fucking off for 6 months to have a book ghostwritten.
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Biden, loading bullets into magazine: You wouldn't want Trump to have this loaded gun would you?
This party helped pass the Laken Riley Act like a week before Trump took office, just a total inability to behave seriously as an opposition party
You don't get to pull the "Kamala Warned Us" shit when Dems are voting like that and the loser is fucking off for 6 months to have a book ghostwritten.
You don't get to pull the "Kamala Warned Us" shit when Dems are voting like that and the loser is fucking off for 6 months to have a book ghostwritten.
Never made sense that the while Democrats were warning us that Trump would deploy DHS as his private storm troopers, they were passing bills that raised DHS funding to record levels.
January 18, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Biden, loading bullets into magazine: You wouldn't want Trump to have this loaded gun would you?
To my great astonishment, the new prescription drug coverage is much better than on the previous plan.
January 18, 2026 at 2:38 AM
To my great astonishment, the new prescription drug coverage is much better than on the previous plan.
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It's secondary to how they're behaving but even if they were sweethearts the idea of federal agents operating in masks under any circumstances is preposterous. Insane that it's been allowed to go on this long
January 18, 2026 at 2:30 AM
It's secondary to how they're behaving but even if they were sweethearts the idea of federal agents operating in masks under any circumstances is preposterous. Insane that it's been allowed to go on this long
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This is the kind of shit that would make you completely outside the bounds of any ancient society, the gods bestow generational curses for violating hospitality
A few days ago, Fox News was whining about ICE agents getting heckled at a Mexican restaurant in Minneapolis.
Meanwhile, in the town of Willmar, ICE agents had lunch at a Mexican restaurant, waited until it closed, then confronted and arrested three workers as they left.
Meanwhile, in the town of Willmar, ICE agents had lunch at a Mexican restaurant, waited until it closed, then confronted and arrested three workers as they left.
ICE agents ate at a Minnesota Mexican restaurant before arresting staff
Immigration law enforcement agents reportedly followed employees out of the restaurant after they closed for the evening
www.independent.co.uk
January 18, 2026 at 2:14 AM
This is the kind of shit that would make you completely outside the bounds of any ancient society, the gods bestow generational curses for violating hospitality
ICE is ontologically evil. ICE was ontologically evil from its inception. ICE has been ontologically evil for four admins. At no point, whether abducting people in the street or just running our concentration camps (also present through 4 admins) have they been anything but ontologically evil.
January 18, 2026 at 1:19 AM
ICE is ontologically evil. ICE was ontologically evil from its inception. ICE has been ontologically evil for four admins. At no point, whether abducting people in the street or just running our concentration camps (also present through 4 admins) have they been anything but ontologically evil.
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Biggest day of sales EVER
For the *second time this week*
I guess being publicly anti-Nazi was a sound business decision. Who knew?!
For the *second time this week*
I guess being publicly anti-Nazi was a sound business decision. Who knew?!
January 17, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Biggest day of sales EVER
For the *second time this week*
I guess being publicly anti-Nazi was a sound business decision. Who knew?!
For the *second time this week*
I guess being publicly anti-Nazi was a sound business decision. Who knew?!
When Barenaked Ladies said, "You try to scream it only comes out as a yawn," I felt that.
January 18, 2026 at 1:05 AM
When Barenaked Ladies said, "You try to scream it only comes out as a yawn," I felt that.
AH HA HA HA HAHAHA!! sickos.jpg
Machado's offering to Trump was clearly a last-ditch attempt at Venezuelan governance, but he couldn’t care less:
“Why align yourself with [interim President] Delcy Rodríguez and the remnants of the Maduro regime," a reporter asked, "Not with Machado, who has the support of the Venezuelan people?”
“Why align yourself with [interim President] Delcy Rodríguez and the remnants of the Maduro regime," a reporter asked, "Not with Machado, who has the support of the Venezuelan people?”
Trump Snubs Machado After Explaining Why He Took Her Nobel Prize
It seems the Venezuelan opposition leader’s gambit hasn’t paid off.
trib.al
January 18, 2026 at 12:59 AM
AH HA HA HA HAHAHA!! sickos.jpg
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this is what the ICE guys become when ICE is abolished btw. outnumbered
Right-wing influencer Jake Lang is stuck in a window recess against Minneapolis City Hall.
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
January 18, 2026 at 12:39 AM
this is what the ICE guys become when ICE is abolished btw. outnumbered
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"the guy pooping in the reservoir is criticized by both sides, therefore he must be doing something right" please use your fucking brain
January 17, 2026 at 10:05 PM
"the guy pooping in the reservoir is criticized by both sides, therefore he must be doing something right" please use your fucking brain
There is NOTHING TO EXPLAIN. Abolish ICE and DHS. Replace them with nothing.
January 17, 2026 at 11:00 PM
There is NOTHING TO EXPLAIN. Abolish ICE and DHS. Replace them with nothing.
You could not make me vote for Newsom with a gun to my head.
Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza"
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
January 17, 2026 at 9:34 PM
You could not make me vote for Newsom with a gun to my head.
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70% of all Harris voters in 2024 and 65% of all self identified Democrats believe Israel has committed genocide
60% of Democrats believe Israel kills children intentionally and whopping 77% overall have a negative view of Israel.
60% of Democrats believe Israel kills children intentionally and whopping 77% overall have a negative view of Israel.
January 17, 2026 at 8:48 PM
70% of all Harris voters in 2024 and 65% of all self identified Democrats believe Israel has committed genocide
60% of Democrats believe Israel kills children intentionally and whopping 77% overall have a negative view of Israel.
60% of Democrats believe Israel kills children intentionally and whopping 77% overall have a negative view of Israel.
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“The United States will not let men steal trophies from women…”
- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
January 17, 2026 at 8:58 AM
“The United States will not let men steal trophies from women…”
- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
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Yep. ⤵️ And every "reform" they suggest - from "training" to body cams to fucking QR codes just gives more money to ICE that they'll use to continue terrorizing and murdering people.
"Reforms" are a generally a scam to FUND ICE.
"Reforms" are a generally a scam to FUND ICE.
i’m a little confused about how “abolish ICE” requires too much explaining to be good politics, but a set of opaque incremental reforms does not.
"If you're explaining, you're losing." –Senator Ruben Gallego on the "Abolish ICE" debate.
January 17, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Yep. ⤵️ And every "reform" they suggest - from "training" to body cams to fucking QR codes just gives more money to ICE that they'll use to continue terrorizing and murdering people.
"Reforms" are a generally a scam to FUND ICE.
"Reforms" are a generally a scam to FUND ICE.
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One wonders what to call the arrest of 14k in 2020 with 90% of charges getting dropped
Not "brutal repression"?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021...
Not "brutal repression"?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021...
Most charges against George Floyd protesters dropped, analysis shows
Some prosecutors and law enforcement observers say departments carried out mass arrests as crowd control tactic
www.theguardian.com
January 17, 2026 at 4:40 PM
One wonders what to call the arrest of 14k in 2020 with 90% of charges getting dropped
Not "brutal repression"?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021...
Not "brutal repression"?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021...