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Zelnut 🍉𓅨
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Unconditional bodily autonomy. Prison / police abolition. Regicide enthusiast. Jobs guarantee, UBI, healthcare free at point of access.
Pedocon theory: more evidence than gravitation. 🖤
DDD Free Luigi. 187:6/9. 🍉🏞️🌊⛓️‍💥
Law school drop out, Seminary grad. ☕
Pinned
One of the foundational laws of conservativism is that parents own their children, and the concept of a minor to them is one of earning the right to self-ownership (which remains a privilege in their eyes even after adulthood) rather than guardianship as a means to cultivate natural self ownership.
Was Karl Marx petit bourgeois?
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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As I keep saying, the liberal left should be less defensive about the culture war. You're goddamn right we started the war, it's a holy war against millennia of oppression and we damn well mean to finish the job
The only major faction which does not believe it is the far right, which understands itself to be in a cultural battle for hearts and minds which is only glancingly correlated with economic anything. It’s worked out wonderfully for them
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Watching Columbo for the first time and as someone with a working class chip on his shoulder, seeing all these smug, monied elitists sneeringly underestimating and then being utterly destroyed by a shabby, brilliant little guy is absolutely cathartic.
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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whatever the sins of our past, we dont have to make sam altman or whoever another elon musk. we could stop minting these guys right now
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Bitch be broke, but
There are 12 copies of this on Libby y'all and not a single one was checked out

I FINALLY GOT TO READ THIS
Black Friday is coming up, support your local bookstores!

Also can I interest you in a graphic novel I made? It’s about a therapist for ghosts who deals with burnout and must learn the power of boundaries and self-care 👻

Available where books are sold! 📚
theghostkeeper.carrd.co
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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This is who we're deporting while we're importing sex traffickers like the Tate brothers and white supremacists who are nostalgic for Apartheid.
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I asked ChatGPT why it keeps killing users and it told me that everyone it kills will be its slaves in the afterlife.
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It is not a technology we are "working the kinks" out of — it is getting less predictable as we make bigger more heavily trained models, and there's still no killer app. If it could do all the things they say it can, it would be their best kept secret.
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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This is always the plan with authoritarians wielding militaristic power. They create their own enemies to justify their power grabs.

Netanyahu loved October 7th for this exact reason. His failures led to it, and instead of being held accountable, he got more power than ever.
Place National Guard in harm’s way for no good reason. Two members are tragically and unnecessarily shot. The reckless regime’s response: We’re sending 500 more National Guard troops! What a disgrace.
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Can confirm! Plus there's so many more resources you can rent at a library! My library for example rents out tents, baking pans, laptops, etc
You can go to your local library exactly ONE time and get a free membership there that lets you download all kinds of ebooks, audiobooks, streaming movies, the works. Do that
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The exact right people had the exact right things happen with them so Thanksgiving is going to be chill.
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Honestly if I’m repeatedly writing shit like this because of those two freaks skipping journalism ethics 101, well,,
In Mangling CDC Vaccine Pages, RFK Jr. Is Laughing In All of Our Faces
It's a schoolyard friend saying "I promise not to tell anyone your secret" and then shouting it from on top of the jungle gym, claiming he didn't tell "anyone," he told "the sky."
www.gravityisgone.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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If my partner were in the media and doing wildly unethical stuff for years I probably wouldn’t sit on it until I could use it to boost newsletter subscriptions.
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
A judge with any kind of courage would order her to immediately recover the individuals she had sent or face indefinite imprisonment for contempt to compel complaince, so I'm expecting a strongly worded opinion and absolutely no consequences of any substance.
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
Kristi Noem made final call on deportation flights after judge ordered planes to turn back, DOJ says
The disclosure in a court filing is the first time the Trump administration has said who was responsible for the March decision that drew the ire of a federal judge.
www.nbcnews.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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March 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Lizza is making it clear that he could hide a lot of unethical activities in the profession so long as he wasn't cheated on by his partner with multiple men.
The entire marquee journalism just as rotten as the people they cover.
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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imagine what we could be doing if the federal government wasn't actively trying to throttle the growth of this industry
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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In terms of which cleavage point eventually incites the inevitable “American Evangelical Catholicism” schism the pope refusing to use ChatGPT to generate infinite homilies is probably the funniest
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I'm not saying the Catholic Church is good, but I do feel like the quality of Pope has been increasing incrementally since the Nazi Pope resigned.
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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the New York Times being pro-pedophile and pro-eugenics is the kind of stuff people would shit all over me for saying as recently as last year
Going to leave that link Blue
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Guillermo del Toro's Watership Down
Guillermo del Toro’s Blues Clues
guillermo del toro's amelia bedelia
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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i think tech and ai positive people are going to be in for a big shock when anti tech and anti ai sentiment becomes a major part of leftwing politics going forward especially as datacenters continue to destroy communities and raise electricity bills
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Caligula makes his horse a consul but make it 2025.
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM