JessicaBlack
@jessbheart.bsky.social
Millennial Mutant Muscle Mommy's Memes and Horny Postings!
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JessicaBlack
@jessbheart.bsky.social
· Mar 6
Just realized I never posted these here.. This was one of my favorite comms. Big props to @oppaiforge.bsky.social .. guess it's been like two years now sense they did this one for me.
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Someone straight up tried to tell me that speedrunner culture has ruined gaming because it seeks instant gratification.
Oh yeah, the people who replay the same games thousands of times to shave a fraction of a second off their times are TOTALLY in it to feel immediately rewarded. Sure thing.
Oh yeah, the people who replay the same games thousands of times to shave a fraction of a second off their times are TOTALLY in it to feel immediately rewarded. Sure thing.
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Someone straight up tried to tell me that speedrunner culture has ruined gaming because it seeks instant gratification.
Oh yeah, the people who replay the same games thousands of times to shave a fraction of a second off their times are TOTALLY in it to feel immediately rewarded. Sure thing.
Oh yeah, the people who replay the same games thousands of times to shave a fraction of a second off their times are TOTALLY in it to feel immediately rewarded. Sure thing.
In math we trust.
December 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
In math we trust.
Watching Piers Morgan mock Nick Fuentes to his face for giving out dating advice while being a virgin most women won't speak to was pretty F'n hilarious... Almost made up for the psychic damage I took listening to those two clowns speak.
December 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Watching Piers Morgan mock Nick Fuentes to his face for giving out dating advice while being a virgin most women won't speak to was pretty F'n hilarious... Almost made up for the psychic damage I took listening to those two clowns speak.
This sounds like a hyper specific type of lesbian that I'm too Bi to know about.
fishbowl top
December 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
This sounds like a hyper specific type of lesbian that I'm too Bi to know about.
At first I thought Katie meant like if you have a phat enough ass.😂
1. She's right.
2. This should also apply if your story makes them cry and you end up consoling them.. It really sucks to be comforting a therapist like "WTF, am I paying this for??"
1. She's right.
2. This should also apply if your story makes them cry and you end up consoling them.. It really sucks to be comforting a therapist like "WTF, am I paying this for??"
i think if you have a juicy enough tale therapists should give you the session for free because let's be real they love that shit and ought to be paying you for the experience
December 8, 2025 at 10:04 AM
At first I thought Katie meant like if you have a phat enough ass.😂
1. She's right.
2. This should also apply if your story makes them cry and you end up consoling them.. It really sucks to be comforting a therapist like "WTF, am I paying this for??"
1. She's right.
2. This should also apply if your story makes them cry and you end up consoling them.. It really sucks to be comforting a therapist like "WTF, am I paying this for??"
America: Elects Obama because he says he will get us out of the BS "War on Terror" that Bush started for """no reason"""(oil).
Obama after getting elected: "You know.. O-Bomb-a has a nice ring to it.. F it, let's keep this war going another 8 years..."
All war crimes matter.
Obama after getting elected: "You know.. O-Bomb-a has a nice ring to it.. F it, let's keep this war going another 8 years..."
All war crimes matter.
Himes on the difference between Trump's boat strikes and Obama's drone strikes: "The most important distinction is that Congress authorized the war on terror ... the original sin of this whole thing is that there is no congressional authorization."
December 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
America: Elects Obama because he says he will get us out of the BS "War on Terror" that Bush started for """no reason"""(oil).
Obama after getting elected: "You know.. O-Bomb-a has a nice ring to it.. F it, let's keep this war going another 8 years..."
All war crimes matter.
Obama after getting elected: "You know.. O-Bomb-a has a nice ring to it.. F it, let's keep this war going another 8 years..."
All war crimes matter.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
I hate how Duckworth is such a warmonger.. this woman would send every American ages 20-35 to their death in a war if it meant the USA could get one extra barrel of oil.. Never let her hating on Trump make you get it confused.. Folks can hate Trump and still be a POS.
Duckworth: "It is a war crime. It's illegal. No matter how you put it, it's all illegal. I've been shot down behind enemy lines. Under the laws of war, you are supposed to help render aid to that individual ... you're not allowed to go back in and kill them."
December 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I hate how Duckworth is such a warmonger.. this woman would send every American ages 20-35 to their death in a war if it meant the USA could get one extra barrel of oil.. Never let her hating on Trump make you get it confused.. Folks can hate Trump and still be a POS.
I love how these fancy fashion companies send products to Hassan to promote them then his chat has to help his himbo ass coordinate his wardrobe because he doesn't understand basic fashion principles such as what colors compliment and what colors clash with one another.
Endlessly entertaining.
Endlessly entertaining.
December 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I love how these fancy fashion companies send products to Hassan to promote them then his chat has to help his himbo ass coordinate his wardrobe because he doesn't understand basic fashion principles such as what colors compliment and what colors clash with one another.
Endlessly entertaining.
Endlessly entertaining.
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95% of bluesky replies are essentially clippy asking "did you mean to use a different word?"
December 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
95% of bluesky replies are essentially clippy asking "did you mean to use a different word?"
People convincing you that they love you only for you to later find out that is was all faked in an attempt to manipulate you will really F with your head.
It's been years and I still see them when I close my eyes, still cry myself to sleep sometimes.. universe please grant me the amnesia I crave.🙏
It's been years and I still see them when I close my eyes, still cry myself to sleep sometimes.. universe please grant me the amnesia I crave.🙏
December 5, 2025 at 7:24 AM
People convincing you that they love you only for you to later find out that is was all faked in an attempt to manipulate you will really F with your head.
It's been years and I still see them when I close my eyes, still cry myself to sleep sometimes.. universe please grant me the amnesia I crave.🙏
It's been years and I still see them when I close my eyes, still cry myself to sleep sometimes.. universe please grant me the amnesia I crave.🙏
BIG this...
We got our map in Cali, we are all done with this clown now.
We got our map in Cali, we are all done with this clown now.
I’m so glad Halle Berry was out there today doing God‘s work. More people on a big stage need to call out Newsom for what a piece of shit he really is. We need to stop any chance of him being nominated as quickly as possible. She got ahead of that more than anyone else has.
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
BIG this...
We got our map in Cali, we are all done with this clown now.
We got our map in Cali, we are all done with this clown now.
This man has a bachelor in arts and a masters in business.. He is not qualified to speak on these subjects and it is really pathetic that ANYONE is listening to this guy talk about this stuff.
He has no idea WTF he is talking about and just sounds like a man-splaining A hole when he speaks.
He has no idea WTF he is talking about and just sounds like a man-splaining A hole when he speaks.
Scott Galloway on the masculinity crisis: ‘I worry we are evolving a new breed of asexual, asocial males’
Scott Galloway on the masculinity crisis: ‘I worry we are evolving a new breed of asexual, asocial males’
When his book Notes on Being a Man was released last month, it raced to the top of the bestseller lists. The US author, tech entrepreneur and podcaster explains his theories on dating, crying – and the rise of Donald Trump
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This man has a bachelor in arts and a masters in business.. He is not qualified to speak on these subjects and it is really pathetic that ANYONE is listening to this guy talk about this stuff.
He has no idea WTF he is talking about and just sounds like a man-splaining A hole when he speaks.
He has no idea WTF he is talking about and just sounds like a man-splaining A hole when he speaks.
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I'm out of lara chewsdays now it's tifa tuesday 👊
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I'm out of lara chewsdays now it's tifa tuesday 👊
The only thing dislike more than Nazis are the ones that think they're cute with this whole "I'm not touching you" approach they take to making it obvious while still going "i'm not a Nazi I don't know why you would accuse me of that.."
Pete Hegseth's nameplate during today's cabinet meeting featured an unfortunate error.
(Andrew Caballero-Reynolds/AFP via Getty)
(Andrew Caballero-Reynolds/AFP via Getty)
December 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The only thing dislike more than Nazis are the ones that think they're cute with this whole "I'm not touching you" approach they take to making it obvious while still going "i'm not a Nazi I don't know why you would accuse me of that.."
I NEVER see anyone addressing this properly:
She didn't just murder a dog in cold blood; She shot a PUPPY because she was having a rough day. Then, because she enjoyed murdering that puppy so much, she tied up a goat and shot the goat too.. just for fun.. she is a dangerous psychopath.
She didn't just murder a dog in cold blood; She shot a PUPPY because she was having a rough day. Then, because she enjoyed murdering that puppy so much, she tied up a goat and shot the goat too.. just for fun.. she is a dangerous psychopath.
Kristi Noem is conclusive proof that the sort of person who would murder a dog in cold blood is *exactly* the sort of person you think they are
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I NEVER see anyone addressing this properly:
She didn't just murder a dog in cold blood; She shot a PUPPY because she was having a rough day. Then, because she enjoyed murdering that puppy so much, she tied up a goat and shot the goat too.. just for fun.. she is a dangerous psychopath.
She didn't just murder a dog in cold blood; She shot a PUPPY because she was having a rough day. Then, because she enjoyed murdering that puppy so much, she tied up a goat and shot the goat too.. just for fun.. she is a dangerous psychopath.
We truly live in an age of ignorance..
Every day I see people who can not actually read arguing with people who can barely read about what someone who can read well said about someone else who is actually smart enough to of written something worth reading... via text.
Every day I see people who can not actually read arguing with people who can barely read about what someone who can read well said about someone else who is actually smart enough to of written something worth reading... via text.
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
We truly live in an age of ignorance..
Every day I see people who can not actually read arguing with people who can barely read about what someone who can read well said about someone else who is actually smart enough to of written something worth reading... via text.
Every day I see people who can not actually read arguing with people who can barely read about what someone who can read well said about someone else who is actually smart enough to of written something worth reading... via text.
I'm not planning to start promoting Catholic or any other religions at any point. With that said, the Pope is really changing my opinions on their church this last year or so.. maybe they ain't so bad.
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I'm not planning to start promoting Catholic or any other religions at any point. With that said, the Pope is really changing my opinions on their church this last year or so.. maybe they ain't so bad.
Leavenworth is clearly the correct course of action at this point.
The charges are legion, just take your pick or have the nerds pull an all night'r and make a full list, either way none of this is complicated, it's just a matter of logistics.
Removed from the offices, charged with the crimes. LFG
The charges are legion, just take your pick or have the nerds pull an all night'r and make a full list, either way none of this is complicated, it's just a matter of logistics.
Removed from the offices, charged with the crimes. LFG
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Leavenworth is clearly the correct course of action at this point.
The charges are legion, just take your pick or have the nerds pull an all night'r and make a full list, either way none of this is complicated, it's just a matter of logistics.
Removed from the offices, charged with the crimes. LFG
The charges are legion, just take your pick or have the nerds pull an all night'r and make a full list, either way none of this is complicated, it's just a matter of logistics.
Removed from the offices, charged with the crimes. LFG
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Me, slowly peeling apples:
"I WILL not scream at cretins online over pie..
I will NOT scream at cretins online over pie..
I will not SCREAM at cretins online over pie.."
"I WILL not scream at cretins online over pie..
I will NOT scream at cretins online over pie..
I will not SCREAM at cretins online over pie.."
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Me, slowly peeling apples:
"I WILL not scream at cretins online over pie..
I will NOT scream at cretins online over pie..
I will not SCREAM at cretins online over pie.."
"I WILL not scream at cretins online over pie..
I will NOT scream at cretins online over pie..
I will not SCREAM at cretins online over pie.."
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The way some of you people post about pie has me ready to get real Appalachian real fast..
"Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it." -Mike Tyson
"Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it." -Mike Tyson
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The way some of you people post about pie has me ready to get real Appalachian real fast..
"Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it." -Mike Tyson
"Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it." -Mike Tyson