JessicaBlack
@jessbheart.bsky.social
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JessicaBlack
@jessbheart.bsky.social
· Mar 6
Just realized I never posted these here.. This was one of my favorite comms. Big props to @oppaiforge.bsky.social .. guess it's been like two years now sense they did this one for me.
"The Nazi porn site only seems to be popular with gooner Nazis"
-The kind of shit we actually have to say in 2025
-The kind of shit we actually have to say in 2025
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"The Nazi porn site only seems to be popular with gooner Nazis"
-The kind of shit we actually have to say in 2025
-The kind of shit we actually have to say in 2025
Typical Jamelleism to point out the way I clutched my pearls.
You can read all about this tactic in this article I recently published: "This Kind of Posting on Bsky is What's Wrong With America" -Nate Silver probably.
You can read all about this tactic in this article I recently published: "This Kind of Posting on Bsky is What's Wrong With America" -Nate Silver probably.
related to this a lot of people in the pundit class need to learn how to just be annoyed by someone or something without turning it into What’s Wrong With America
i am fascinated by how nate silver turns everything he doesn’t like into a bespoke ideology. it’s not that he is annoyed by HCR, it is that she is a dreaded “ism” responsible for everything he doesn’t like about the democratic party. same with bluesky.
December 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Typical Jamelleism to point out the way I clutched my pearls.
You can read all about this tactic in this article I recently published: "This Kind of Posting on Bsky is What's Wrong With America" -Nate Silver probably.
You can read all about this tactic in this article I recently published: "This Kind of Posting on Bsky is What's Wrong With America" -Nate Silver probably.
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It really is amazing how the only people on earth who seemed to have ANY genuine remorse about Kirk getting shot were Candice Owens and Hasan Piker... And of the two obviously Owens was the only friend.. Piker was more of a professional "Dang, I was about to debate that guy, this sucks." situation.
ultimately, no one even grieved Charlie Kirk. he was just another thing for the worst people on earth to get outraged over. and when the outrage of real events wasn't enough, they invented new ones.
not even his wife saw his death as anything other than an opportunity.
not even his wife saw his death as anything other than an opportunity.
my read is they were trying to whip up the usual frenzy, but then the effort got blown up by Candace Owens saying The Jews did it
December 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
It really is amazing how the only people on earth who seemed to have ANY genuine remorse about Kirk getting shot were Candice Owens and Hasan Piker... And of the two obviously Owens was the only friend.. Piker was more of a professional "Dang, I was about to debate that guy, this sucks." situation.
Actual footage of Erika Kirk on her book tour
TikTok video by Lisandra Vazquez
www.tiktok.com
December 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Reality: That woman is lucky she didn't get beat TF down in the parking lot by a half dozen people.
The Atlantic: Why firing this poor innocent racist woman was a step too far... and why we should really just let people scream slurs in public if they want to.
The Atlantic: Why firing this poor innocent racist woman was a step too far... and why we should really just let people scream slurs in public if they want to.
“Those of us on the left should be fighting to improve protections for workers of all races, and thereby for the betterment of people’s material conditions regardless of their views,” Arash Azizi argues:
Why the Cinnabon Story Doesn’t Make Me Happy
The left should be promoting working-class solidarity, not delighting in seeing workers summarily dismissed.
bit.ly
December 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Reality: That woman is lucky she didn't get beat TF down in the parking lot by a half dozen people.
The Atlantic: Why firing this poor innocent racist woman was a step too far... and why we should really just let people scream slurs in public if they want to.
The Atlantic: Why firing this poor innocent racist woman was a step too far... and why we should really just let people scream slurs in public if they want to.
I was confused by this at first because my knee jerk reaction was "They are giving him electrolytes like at hospice care?" and I assumed it was that.
Then I learned the newest "best" early dementia drug is an IV drug and requires regular MRIs. Now I'm less confused about it, it's regular IVs.
Then I learned the newest "best" early dementia drug is an IV drug and requires regular MRIs. Now I'm less confused about it, it's regular IVs.
Of course, normal handshakes don't involve the back of your hand in any way, shape, or form, so this is an obvious lie even by Trumpian standards.
What health issue does Trump have that the White House is so desperate to cover up?
What health issue does Trump have that the White House is so desperate to cover up?
Q: Can you explain what's going on with the bandages on Trump's hand?
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
December 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I was confused by this at first because my knee jerk reaction was "They are giving him electrolytes like at hospice care?" and I assumed it was that.
Then I learned the newest "best" early dementia drug is an IV drug and requires regular MRIs. Now I'm less confused about it, it's regular IVs.
Then I learned the newest "best" early dementia drug is an IV drug and requires regular MRIs. Now I'm less confused about it, it's regular IVs.
Are we gonna just let this ANTIFA BS really go on forever?? It's been years of this nonsense and I'm tired of having my intelligence insulted in this way.. like wtf are we doing?
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Are we gonna just let this ANTIFA BS really go on forever?? It's been years of this nonsense and I'm tired of having my intelligence insulted in this way.. like wtf are we doing?
I am genuinely surprised that they got Gov Cox to sit next to a Jewish person... Normally KKK guys like him take issue with that sorta thing.
Spencer Cox: "I disagree with Congresswoman Omar. I think she should be voted out of it. I think I can do that without attacking her religion or race or ethnic background. I know that the president disagrees with me ... he's not interested in uniting the country."
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I am genuinely surprised that they got Gov Cox to sit next to a Jewish person... Normally KKK guys like him take issue with that sorta thing.
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Someone straight up tried to tell me that speedrunner culture has ruined gaming because it seeks instant gratification.
Oh yeah, the people who replay the same games thousands of times to shave a fraction of a second off their times are TOTALLY in it to feel immediately rewarded. Sure thing.
Oh yeah, the people who replay the same games thousands of times to shave a fraction of a second off their times are TOTALLY in it to feel immediately rewarded. Sure thing.
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Someone straight up tried to tell me that speedrunner culture has ruined gaming because it seeks instant gratification.
Oh yeah, the people who replay the same games thousands of times to shave a fraction of a second off their times are TOTALLY in it to feel immediately rewarded. Sure thing.
Oh yeah, the people who replay the same games thousands of times to shave a fraction of a second off their times are TOTALLY in it to feel immediately rewarded. Sure thing.
In math we trust.
December 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
In math we trust.
Watching Piers Morgan mock Nick Fuentes to his face for giving out dating advice while being a virgin most women won't speak to was pretty F'n hilarious... Almost made up for the psychic damage I took listening to those two clowns speak.
December 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Watching Piers Morgan mock Nick Fuentes to his face for giving out dating advice while being a virgin most women won't speak to was pretty F'n hilarious... Almost made up for the psychic damage I took listening to those two clowns speak.
This sounds like a hyper specific type of lesbian that I'm too Bi to know about.
fishbowl top
December 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
This sounds like a hyper specific type of lesbian that I'm too Bi to know about.
At first I thought Katie meant like if you have a phat enough ass.😂
1. She's right.
2. This should also apply if your story makes them cry and you end up consoling them.. It really sucks to be comforting a therapist like "WTF, am I paying this for??"
1. She's right.
2. This should also apply if your story makes them cry and you end up consoling them.. It really sucks to be comforting a therapist like "WTF, am I paying this for??"
i think if you have a juicy enough tale therapists should give you the session for free because let's be real they love that shit and ought to be paying you for the experience
December 8, 2025 at 10:04 AM
At first I thought Katie meant like if you have a phat enough ass.😂
1. She's right.
2. This should also apply if your story makes them cry and you end up consoling them.. It really sucks to be comforting a therapist like "WTF, am I paying this for??"
1. She's right.
2. This should also apply if your story makes them cry and you end up consoling them.. It really sucks to be comforting a therapist like "WTF, am I paying this for??"
America: Elects Obama because he says he will get us out of the BS "War on Terror" that Bush started for """no reason"""(oil).
Obama after getting elected: "You know.. O-Bomb-a has a nice ring to it.. F it, let's keep this war going another 8 years..."
All war crimes matter.
Obama after getting elected: "You know.. O-Bomb-a has a nice ring to it.. F it, let's keep this war going another 8 years..."
All war crimes matter.
Himes on the difference between Trump's boat strikes and Obama's drone strikes: "The most important distinction is that Congress authorized the war on terror ... the original sin of this whole thing is that there is no congressional authorization."
December 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
America: Elects Obama because he says he will get us out of the BS "War on Terror" that Bush started for """no reason"""(oil).
Obama after getting elected: "You know.. O-Bomb-a has a nice ring to it.. F it, let's keep this war going another 8 years..."
All war crimes matter.
Obama after getting elected: "You know.. O-Bomb-a has a nice ring to it.. F it, let's keep this war going another 8 years..."
All war crimes matter.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
I hate how Duckworth is such a warmonger.. this woman would send every American ages 20-35 to their death in a war if it meant the USA could get one extra barrel of oil.. Never let her hating on Trump make you get it confused.. Folks can hate Trump and still be a POS.
Duckworth: "It is a war crime. It's illegal. No matter how you put it, it's all illegal. I've been shot down behind enemy lines. Under the laws of war, you are supposed to help render aid to that individual ... you're not allowed to go back in and kill them."
December 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I hate how Duckworth is such a warmonger.. this woman would send every American ages 20-35 to their death in a war if it meant the USA could get one extra barrel of oil.. Never let her hating on Trump make you get it confused.. Folks can hate Trump and still be a POS.
I love how these fancy fashion companies send products to Hassan to promote them then his chat has to help his himbo ass coordinate his wardrobe because he doesn't understand basic fashion principles such as what colors compliment and what colors clash with one another.
Endlessly entertaining.
Endlessly entertaining.
December 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I love how these fancy fashion companies send products to Hassan to promote them then his chat has to help his himbo ass coordinate his wardrobe because he doesn't understand basic fashion principles such as what colors compliment and what colors clash with one another.
Endlessly entertaining.
Endlessly entertaining.
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95% of bluesky replies are essentially clippy asking "did you mean to use a different word?"
December 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
95% of bluesky replies are essentially clippy asking "did you mean to use a different word?"
People convincing you that they love you only for you to later find out that is was all faked in an attempt to manipulate you will really F with your head.
It's been years and I still see them when I close my eyes, still cry myself to sleep sometimes.. universe please grant me the amnesia I crave.🙏
It's been years and I still see them when I close my eyes, still cry myself to sleep sometimes.. universe please grant me the amnesia I crave.🙏
December 5, 2025 at 7:24 AM
People convincing you that they love you only for you to later find out that is was all faked in an attempt to manipulate you will really F with your head.
It's been years and I still see them when I close my eyes, still cry myself to sleep sometimes.. universe please grant me the amnesia I crave.🙏
It's been years and I still see them when I close my eyes, still cry myself to sleep sometimes.. universe please grant me the amnesia I crave.🙏
BIG this...
We got our map in Cali, we are all done with this clown now.
We got our map in Cali, we are all done with this clown now.
I’m so glad Halle Berry was out there today doing God‘s work. More people on a big stage need to call out Newsom for what a piece of shit he really is. We need to stop any chance of him being nominated as quickly as possible. She got ahead of that more than anyone else has.
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
BIG this...
We got our map in Cali, we are all done with this clown now.
We got our map in Cali, we are all done with this clown now.
This man has a bachelor in arts and a masters in business.. He is not qualified to speak on these subjects and it is really pathetic that ANYONE is listening to this guy talk about this stuff.
He has no idea WTF he is talking about and just sounds like a man-splaining A hole when he speaks.
He has no idea WTF he is talking about and just sounds like a man-splaining A hole when he speaks.
Scott Galloway on the masculinity crisis: ‘I worry we are evolving a new breed of asexual, asocial males’
Scott Galloway on the masculinity crisis: ‘I worry we are evolving a new breed of asexual, asocial males’
When his book Notes on Being a Man was released last month, it raced to the top of the bestseller lists. The US author, tech entrepreneur and podcaster explains his theories on dating, crying – and the rise of Donald Trump
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This man has a bachelor in arts and a masters in business.. He is not qualified to speak on these subjects and it is really pathetic that ANYONE is listening to this guy talk about this stuff.
He has no idea WTF he is talking about and just sounds like a man-splaining A hole when he speaks.
He has no idea WTF he is talking about and just sounds like a man-splaining A hole when he speaks.
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I'm out of lara chewsdays now it's tifa tuesday 👊
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I'm out of lara chewsdays now it's tifa tuesday 👊