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Bernie would have won.
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If you want people to be 'reasonable' about a subject, I highly recommend not stealing from them, attempting to coerce them into using a mutilated mockery of their own stolen goods and then sniggering that this will ruin their livelihood.
February 12, 2026 at 12:39 PM
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save 20 million rows in csv. you will certainly not regret saving 20 millions rows in csv.
February 12, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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just save that shit in csv. csv never hurt anyone. you don't need any of that fancy bullshit. csv is fine. save it in csv.
February 12, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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This ruling class is absolutely begging crying pleading with us to take their power away.
February 10, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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384/1461
February 7, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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February 5, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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The behavior of our big beautiful billionaires over the past several decades is psychologically what I can only describe as "Crying out for consequences." They can't stop themselves and deep down they need to be stopped. They need it as much as we do
February 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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just saw 4 ice agents go up to a house and knock and within 1 minute there were 30 people out whistling and they left. we will not take our foot off the gas
January 28, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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*incredibly slowly* so if.. I wanted.... independent voters.... To vote.... for meee.... I would support.... Abolishing ice
Independents are +12 on abolishing ICE
77 percent of Democrats want to abolish ICE.
January 21, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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January 15, 2026 at 7:52 AM
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searching for "search issues" isn't yielding anything so i think we're all good
January 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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These Democrats are so fearful of their own shadows and taking any heat at all that a Gestapo agent killing a woman in cold blood calls for statements parsed and pecked at to maximally defend against ANY implication you don't support "law enforcement" and deporting strange icky foreigners
January 7, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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Frey: I have a message for ICE: Get the fuck out of Minneapolis
January 7, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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do the billionaires ruining every aspect of what it means to be alive and a human not know they’re going to hell to be tortured for all of eternity
December 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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If you want to see how quickly everyone goes into manufacturing consent mode, compare the full-court press tonight to the response to any of the people ICE has shot in the last few months, some of whom died.
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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let 👏 zohran 👏pilot 👏 the 👏 senile 👏 president
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Elon should do matrix algebra on a live stream. If he gets a passing grade, I'll buy a Tesla.
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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The gunman who orphaned Bambi has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Mamdani for mayor because imagine if extraterrestrials land in Central Park. Who do you want greeting them? If the Glooborbians arrive and Cuomo is in charge he will grope his way into a galactic showdown but Mamdani will easily slide into the DMs of peace by giving them bbq chicken pizza
November 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM