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Jill Golden
@jillgolden.bsky.social
Twin mom, triathlete, 3 x 26.2, Iowan, Midwest lover, Driftless region enjoyer, pizza maker, small business owner
“I use AI to bully people. I am fun at parties.”
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Iowa has three losses by 10 points
This is more of a “what if?” than last season
Ugh
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
That’s. So. Iowa.
November 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Probably nothing to do with Teen Vogue going away…
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.

Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Who would have thought that raising prices on everything, cutting off food assistance, doubling health insurance, destroying our reputation around the world, decimating critical government agencies like the CDC, and waging actual war on our neighbors, family, and friends would be wildly unpopular?
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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I'd need to know more about whether the minister shot in the face with a chemical agent from point-blank range before weighing in on it. Maybe it was good that it happened.
Q: Just last week a minister was shot directly in the face with a pepper round by a DHS agent that left his face bloodied. Are you concerned that this is a religious freedom issue?

MIKE JOHNSON: I can't comment on any of those instances. I haven't seen or heard any of those videos
October 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Not the obituary I wanted to read today
Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt, a nun who became a national sports icon for cheering on the Loyola men’s basketball teams during their NCAA Tournament runs, died Thursday, the school said. She was 106.
Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt, beloved nun who inspired Loyola’s NCAA Tournament runs, dies at 106
Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt, the longtime chaplain of the Loyola men’s basketball team who became a national sports icon, died Thursday. She was 106.
trib.al
October 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I’m at a terrific dive called Inwood Tavern in Dallas
They have Malort here
Specifically
A shot of Malort with a splash of tobasco called
“The dumpster fire” cc: @niseilounge.bsky.social
October 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
72 hours in Portland was perfect
October 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Iowa played good enough to not lose, not to win
September 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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The sound of the trains on the new tracks
July 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
No regrets leaving Twitter
July 9, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Edgewater Chicago
all i want is to one day own a modest sized home in a walkable neighborhood and raise money for shelter animals. wear an outfit i like, walk to the grocery store, buy some nectarines, feed cats, and live in peace. just don't understand why achieving this is so hard
June 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Trash
I'm sorry but the largest protest of my lifetime is not the 7th or 8th biggest news story in the country behind "what does Gen Z want from Instagram?" This shit is humiliating. Rearrange your layout to meet this moment. Omitting the thing happening in every American city is malpractice.
June 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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yep! unpaywalled:
June 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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"you're unhappy because you spend too much time on your phone" speak for yourself i'm posting this shit from desktop like a true lunatic
June 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Automatic hell for anyone putting ketchup on their communion wafer
May 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Daaa pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Officially something I never thought I’d be: a Dallas homeowner
May 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
🎯
just so we’re all clear: the reason they keep using dolls as their example is because they’re trying to frame caring about material stuff as feminine and thus inherently shameful
Bessent says that little girls who are sad about having fewer dolls should just have it explained to them that they will have a better life for it
May 7, 2025 at 11:27 AM
😂
April 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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I guess El Salvador is more powerful than the United States. How embarrassing.
Either the U.S. government *is* able to exert monetary and diplomatic pressure on El Salvador sufficient to produce Abrego Garcia’s release, or it isn’t.

The latter would be either a bald-faced lie or a pretty stunning concession of our national impotence. The Vice President should pick one.
April 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
🤔
"Catholic Health Initiatives-Iowa, a faith-based health care provider, is arguing in a medical malpractice case that the loss of an unborn child does not equate to the death of a “person” for the purpose of calculating damage awards."

Well isn't that interesting...

www.kcrg.com/2025/04/10/a...
Aiming to limit damages, Catholic hospital argues a fetus isn’t the same as a ‘person’
Catholic Health Initiatives-Iowa, a faith-based health care provider, is arguing in a medical malpractice case that the loss of an unborn child does not equate to the death of a “person” for the purpo...
www.kcrg.com
April 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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lmao eat shit loser
April 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM