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skyking
@jkachmar.com
sounding rockets & bad computer programming

formerly Groq, Soostone, NASA Wallops, among others
she’s full of shit you guys i’ve read it the story is good
its a pretty self indulgent story but i say that about most things i've been writing recently. i should really reign myself in and write things that are like......technically well-constructed. on the other hand. the people seem to crave my near-shitposting. so who can say what good literature is.
January 16, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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EMPATHY - La responsabilité isn't concerned with trivial questions like *who killed who*. It's about the real issues: the human welfare index, the price of staple goods, the transition to real democracy...
January 15, 2026 at 2:24 AM
congrats dog u invented twitter
Recently had an idea to improve the car horn by replacing it with a device that projects your voice like a megaphone - so you could more clearly indicate your intentions.

Immediately realized that would usher in a cultural dystopia.
January 15, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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people keep being like “hey sorry for the beef last week/year/decade” and I cannot even describe to you how little you care about or even remember any internet beef when you see 50 cars full of masked paramilitaries roll into your immediate neighborhood every day. all is forgiven, fight with us
January 14, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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the hungry ghost
it destroyed its jar
yes
YES
the ghost is out
January 12, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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We should stop all enforcement of our immigration laws in the interior of the United States though
January 14, 2026 at 5:13 PM
@utopia-defer.red gotta print this shit out and hand it to a bunch of people
the problem isn’t that I’m exclusively online, it’s that you are
January 14, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products
January 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
do sperm banks engage in fractional reserve parenting..?
Vat-children, decentralized app based gig-economy fractional parenting. The future is visible for those with eyes to see.
honestly as somebody who likes children but also has no strong appetite to be a parent I would welcome about a quarter-share in a kid.
January 13, 2026 at 10:21 PM
agentic
What is the most overused word in your industry?

Let it out.
January 13, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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I heard Scott Adams passed.
In times like this it’s important to come together to support those we’ve lost.
I hope you’ll join me.
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Amazon.com: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes: 9781449433253: Bill Watterson, Bill Watterson: Books
amzn.to
January 13, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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So i logged into my Lucky in Love account (my sockpuppet account, not my real one) to get a feel for how the day's spread would go. Not good. Massive heartbreak everywhere, bunch of old accounts I had thought were totally off the market back online. Good and bad, though.
January 7, 2026 at 5:04 AM
authors will see a Metamorphosis meme and then be like “RIP to Franz Kafka but my bug story is different, maybe even better than his bug story…”
January 13, 2026 at 3:45 PM
they’re saying Trotsky’s back and he’s Latino now
Caught a guy seated at the cafe just watching Zohran videos and I walk up behind him with a card for the chapter and he started laughing
January 13, 2026 at 3:39 PM
this is good shit btw, isabel has a knack for writing stories that make you feel emotionally displaced in a very specific kind of way.

i was, of course, very normal when we started dating and read most of her short stories because i was absolutely captivated by that feeling.
a lot of authors talk about wanting to write the representation that they didnt have in the fiction they read when they were a kid. and thats good. unfortunately, what i want is for everyone to experience the alienation i felt reading books as a kid.

woe. estrangement be upon ye.
January 13, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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CONGRATS, TEXANS!
January 13, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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ICE raided a Morristown laundromat and kidnapped ten people including a high school senior. get these thugs the fuck out of our communities and then get them the fuck out of federal employment. then, ideally, get them the fuck in front of a court.
ICE detains up to 10 in laundromat raid, including N.J. high school student
The mayor said the town was not notified in advance and did not assist in ICE's operation.
www.nj.com
January 13, 2026 at 4:07 AM
seriously what the fuck
how the fuck did Vince Gilligan make a show about ChatGPT?
January 13, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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It's so real.

I am helping a church pull together a community meeting about preparing for ICE and everyone I'm reaching out to "yes-ands" me.

I am 40 and I have spent my entire adult life organizing, and I have literally never experienced this before. It's wild.

People are DONE.
i hope all the people resisting ICE on the ground know how fucking inspiring they are. minneapolis right now, and chicago and LA and charlotte and DC and portland before them, you’re setting the blueprint for the future battles sure to come. thank you.
January 13, 2026 at 2:02 AM
i’m always polite to Claude but also using it on most tasks is an exercise that swings wildly between awe at how capable it is and the most tiring, exasperated frustration with how much i‘m stuck fixing either by re-prompting, tossing context, or fixing stupid garbage myself & reloading the session.
January 13, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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If you can substitute "hungry ghost trapped in a jar" for "AI" in a sentence it's probably a valid use case for LLMs. Take "I have a bunch of hungry ghosts in jars, they mainly write SQL queries for me". Sure. Reasonable use case.

"My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.
August 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
if you work on machine learning in any capacity it is a moral imperative for you to leave Twitter.

Tim fucking Sweeney is saying that “every significant AI has instances of [CSAM]”, what the fuck are y’all doing this is the kind of shit that destroys your entire industry!
January 12, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Claude can fix this
gritting my teeth and fighting for my fucking life to finish the last couple k of this book. i know exactly what needs to happen unfortunately i must write it.
January 12, 2026 at 3:24 PM
this is normal we’ve all been there.
gf dug out a box of chamomile tea out from the pantry only to immediately yell and throw it across the kitchen at the wall because she discovered it had stevia in the ingredient list
January 12, 2026 at 5:48 AM
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Real darkness has love for a face. The first death is in the heart.
January 11, 2026 at 3:36 PM