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J.K. Rockin'
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Your buddy Jenn! Queer, fat, old af legend of emo. Mostly cat pictures. She/her.
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Every time I take the car through an automated car wash, I wonder how it feels to be pummelled by those big spinny silicone brushes that go whappawhappawhappa. Another sensation denied me by my fragile mortal body.
This afternoon: Merrily We Roll Along filmed proshot, at Event Cinemas Burwood.
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Due to last night's inhospitable heat I slept poorly, and then today I went out in the heat and socialised and experienced much human noise, so now I'm going to bed at 11 PM like some sort of child.
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The real problem with investing in a good quality mattress that feels nice to sleep on is: eventually I have to leave comfy bed :(
December 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I need to get up and plug my phone in but I've been trapped on the couch by the wily dracula
December 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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"but"?!

Star Trek is the quintessential Horny Sci-Fi Series. Every iteration: mads horny.
is this like "Star Trek- but they FUCK!" or something?
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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You can't love movies without loving some bad movies.
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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Me: Also me:
December 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Having neglected to take before shots of my gnarly regrowth, it is time to do Things to my hair.
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
How DARE I attempt to put away my laundry.
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Sweet Pea has developed a new hobby of stealing the paper wrappers the toilet paper comes in and methodically shredding them to confetti with her teeth. It's a cheap toy, at least!
December 4, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Through a confluence of the kindness of my loved ones and 2 AM mistakes by yours truly, I have THREE advent calendars this year- a tea one from T2 from my lovely brother, Koko Black pralines from @fishmouse.bsky.social, and a Bonne Maman one from myself. Hard at it enjoying little treats every day.
December 4, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!

(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Having only made the switch to Tidal in July, my Rewind/year in review is pretty minimal, but also free from surprises.
December 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Tonight: Cobra Starship, at Liberty Hall.
December 3, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Another total lack of surprised. Pleased to see I got "fuck", "fucked" AND "fucking" in the cloud on this one.
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 AM
COOL so the board of the org I work for has been completely overhauled, my boss has just resigned, and the new board team spent a lot of time in the meeting talking about the new team "taking control" of the org. I'm sure this is all cool and fine and I'll still have a job next year 🙃
December 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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This is going to be an absolute disaster. It is colossally stupid, unethical in the extreme, and it’s going to ruin lives.
EXCLUSIVE: Funding and support plans for national disability insurance scheme participants will be generated by a computer program and staff will have no discretion to amend them, under a major overhaul of the NDIS to be rolled out next year, @australia.theguardian.com can reveal.
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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strangely inspirational
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Late night Star Trek STuesday with Voyager s05e17, "Course: Oblivion". We love it when a show remembers things that have happened before and actually leverages them for drama!
December 2, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Moderately productive day- picked up papers from the solicitor before work without even making myself late, gave away some stuff I'd been dragging my heels on, snuck another bag of recycling into the building bins at work, made AND ate dinner before 9 PM- but now I'm under the cat again.
December 2, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I do not need another car. I do not need a different car. I do not do anything requiring a truck.

...all that said, someone on the street where I work has this absolutely babey Daihatsu Hi-Jet and I want it to be my friend
December 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Beautiful chums: has anyone ordered shirts from The Yetee? If so, what's the print quality like?
December 1, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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The X-Files is genuinely a timelessly good show, because when not focusing on overarching conspiracy plot, they would really just focus on a single concept and quite crucially, it would cast an incredible actor to center the episode around who would be utterly god damn captivating to watch.
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM