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@joanofarcofsex.bsky.social

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ellie @joanofarcofsex.bsky.social · 21d

Julian has a sewing machine and I miiiight have a hole punch

ellie @joanofarcofsex.bsky.social · 21d

Omg keep me updated

ellie @joanofarcofsex.bsky.social · 22d

This is incredible

ellie @joanofarcofsex.bsky.social · 22d

So if you see me whizzin past ye on the street, just know I'm in the pits but I'm confronting my demons

ellie @joanofarcofsex.bsky.social · 22d

What you don't know is that the flicker was invented to help release the trauma stored in your hips

ellie @joanofarcofsex.bsky.social · 25d

Grace Gifford Allin

ellie @joanofarcofsex.bsky.social · 26d

Seen an entire severed pigeon leg outside of the church on Thomas Street on my way in to college and it felt like a good omen to begin the year
I desperately wanted it

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Saint JESSICA DUNN ROVINELLI @jdrllc.bsky.social · Sep 7

hilma as fuck klimt

ellie @joanofarcofsex.bsky.social · Sep 2

Lot of Naas propaganda goin on atm

ellie @joanofarcofsex.bsky.social · Aug 23

The body keeps the tea 🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻

ellie @joanofarcofsex.bsky.social · Aug 22

Quality stuff Cathal, really targeted me audience wise

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ah lads @popeurbanfox.bsky.social · Jul 23

the earliest known depiction of Jesus is this graffiti by someone mocking Christian worship who drew him with a donkey's head. But they also gave him a fat ass so it's not all bad

graffiti scratched into stone mocking Alexamenos for worshiping the caked up donkey god on the cross

ellie @joanofarcofsex.bsky.social · Aug 22

Vapetrix = vape matrix

ellie @joanofarcofsex.bsky.social · Aug 1

It's good to know where we stand

ellie @joanofarcofsex.bsky.social · Aug 1

Can someone send a packet of almond fingers and a lend of a ds or some other kind of handheld gaming device through me letter box? I've not been this sick in ages and I acc don't know what to do with myself

ellie @joanofarcofsex.bsky.social · Aug 1

Can't say Big Bird has ever crossed me, how about you?

ellie @joanofarcofsex.bsky.social · Aug 1

The eerie feeling of being watched is not my favourite trip experience

ellie @joanofarcofsex.bsky.social · Aug 1

Maybe we can arrange a coffee date and hash things out, but I imagine it'll be further down the road ..

ellie @joanofarcofsex.bsky.social · Aug 1

The only time I was afraid of the sugar puff monster was, one time on acid, in a friend's house, in my peripheral vision was a giant yellow fur coat and long latex red boots slumped together in a corner that became increasingly menacing. I suppose ever since then I've felt very different towards him

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disgraziata.bsky.social @disgraziata.bsky.social · Jul 30

the next hot deranged woman i try to save is myself

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Infected Wound @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · Jul 28

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too

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shodai’s knife @shodaiswife.bsky.social · Mar 13

gm morning and welcome to sumo facts day 3!

tournaments are 15 days long and held every 2 months, 6 times a year. despite that frequency, winning a tournament is still considered one of the highest honours a rikishi can achieve. but what do they actually win, i hear no one ask?? (dw this gets fun)

kirishima being handed the huge silver emperors cup

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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.bsky.social · Jul 17

See that bright speck?

That's Venus.

Photographed from Saturn.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · Jul 17

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes artists

ellie @joanofarcofsex.bsky.social · Jul 17

Farting in your gaff after eating a load of vegetables
𝘋𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 green house gas