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Asterysk 🏳️‍⚧️
@jobeans.bsky.social
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HRT 7/23/2025
#art for my drawings
#cats for caramel the tortie
#food for mostly soups and salads
#fursuit for fursuit (@cricketcreations.bsky.social)
#nsfw for nsfw
Pfp by @ashenhowl.bsky.social
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@ everyone who followed me because i had a really good take: those are the exceptions
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When I am finally victorious and my ideological enemies thwarted, all who opposed me shall be lined up and dutifully distributed their equitable share of the rights I fought for and they so vigorously opposed, because That Was The Fucking Point
nah dawg this is petty as shit

these people got brainwashed with propaganda and fearmongering

wanting only people who didn't vote for Trump to survive is misanthropic and gross
December 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Mortal Coil
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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SLAY the Dragon 🍑
December 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Alt-text ✨❤️✨
December 8, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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old pervert croc shamannnn
December 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here.

But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Qanon: the government is run by pedophiles

me: ...you know what
December 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
trump: ok so basically im a pedophile

the average american voter: thats fine i guess

trump: also i think eggs should cost more

the average american voter:
a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a blue wall .
ALT: a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a blue wall .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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please keep calling your representatives and demanding they oppose censorship/surveillance/Age-verification legislation.

please continue to call Paypros and demand they stop discriminating against adult content, its creators, and sex workers

please
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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8 Dec 2025 @rikiwilchins.bsky.social -- United Methodist pastor Rev. Phillipa Phaneuf of Rochester NY comes out mid-service: "I’m not becoming a woman, I’m giving up pretending to be a man." [Watch the vid]
Pastor, 51, Comes Out as Transgender During Emotional Church Service: I'm 'Truly Happy for the First Time in a Very Long Time'
A pastor came out as transgender during a recent church service in Rochester, N.Y. Rev. Phillipa Phaneuf made the announcement while wearing a stole with a rainbow pattern.
people.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
OH MY GODS
GUYS GUYS GUYS

EATING ALTOIDS CANCELS OUT SPICYNESS
December 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Psychiatrist: after extensive deliberation I have come to the conclusion that you are experiencing severe body dysmorphia
The dragon trapped in human form sitting on the chair across from them: what was your first clue

#dragonposting
December 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
i sat down to write but the writing isnt happening
December 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Flora and fauna 🪴
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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❌ trad-wife
✅ trad-wolf
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
gods I've been way too horny lately idk what's wrong
December 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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just got a new tarot deck! look at the artwork!!

"the infinite door" tarot by pamela love, artwork by krys maniecki
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM