@johnkrane.bsky.social
@nytimes.com we need to talk about what constitutes "breaking news."
When I check the box for "send notifications for breaking news" I really mean "tell me when the next 9/11 happens."
When I check the box for "send notifications for breaking news" I really mean "tell me when the next 9/11 happens."
December 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
@nytimes.com we need to talk about what constitutes "breaking news."
When I check the box for "send notifications for breaking news" I really mean "tell me when the next 9/11 happens."
When I check the box for "send notifications for breaking news" I really mean "tell me when the next 9/11 happens."
It's not real Nashville hot chicken unless it comes from the Nashville region of France
October 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It's not real Nashville hot chicken unless it comes from the Nashville region of France
USB-C and the C is for Cloaca
September 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
USB-C and the C is for Cloaca
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September 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Jesus fucking Christ this country is fucked
August 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Jesus fucking Christ this country is fucked
man #TaylorSwift is engaged, someone tell Trump that he could totally RUIN her day and STEAL HER SPOTLIGHT by dying of congestive heart failure
August 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
man #TaylorSwift is engaged, someone tell Trump that he could totally RUIN her day and STEAL HER SPOTLIGHT by dying of congestive heart failure
I never thought the term "aggressively unfunny" made sense until I tried watching Kill Tony last night
August 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I never thought the term "aggressively unfunny" made sense until I tried watching Kill Tony last night
This is a song I sing to myself when I see a #cybertruck, so I recorded it.
streaming everywhere if that's what you're into.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bawr...
streaming everywhere if that's what you're into.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bawr...
Cybertruck (In Town)
YouTube video by John Krane - Topic
www.youtube.com
August 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This is a song I sing to myself when I see a #cybertruck, so I recorded it.
streaming everywhere if that's what you're into.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bawr...
streaming everywhere if that's what you're into.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bawr...
Songwriters tend to try to make "perfect" records, which means a bunch of autotune, click tracks, and soon (I'm sure) AI.
I wanted to try something else, so I recorded a record in one take. This is me playing acoustic, sometimes screwing up, minimal effects.
johnkrane.bandcamp.com/album/dead-set
I wanted to try something else, so I recorded a record in one take. This is me playing acoustic, sometimes screwing up, minimal effects.
johnkrane.bandcamp.com/album/dead-set
johnkrane.bandcamp.com
August 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Songwriters tend to try to make "perfect" records, which means a bunch of autotune, click tracks, and soon (I'm sure) AI.
I wanted to try something else, so I recorded a record in one take. This is me playing acoustic, sometimes screwing up, minimal effects.
johnkrane.bandcamp.com/album/dead-set
I wanted to try something else, so I recorded a record in one take. This is me playing acoustic, sometimes screwing up, minimal effects.
johnkrane.bandcamp.com/album/dead-set
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actually a lot of innocent people write birthday letters to child sex traffickers in which they repeatedly reference the secrets they share
July 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
actually a lot of innocent people write birthday letters to child sex traffickers in which they repeatedly reference the secrets they share
this is the lyric video for our single. It's about depression and it's big and weird. I like it a lot.
I'm not gonna hashtag the word "depression," though. #healthyselfpromotionlimits #music #indiemusic
I'm not gonna hashtag the word "depression," though. #healthyselfpromotionlimits #music #indiemusic
otherfather - some wes anderson bullshit (official lyric video)
YouTube video by otherfather
youtu.be
July 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
this is the lyric video for our single. It's about depression and it's big and weird. I like it a lot.
I'm not gonna hashtag the word "depression," though. #healthyselfpromotionlimits #music #indiemusic
I'm not gonna hashtag the word "depression," though. #healthyselfpromotionlimits #music #indiemusic
I love the Avengers pose. "QUEER FOLK, ASSEMBLE"
A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂
July 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I love the Avengers pose. "QUEER FOLK, ASSEMBLE"
Our record "maybe tomorrow" is about grief, and mentioning grief seems to have struck a chord with a lot of folks.
In case anyone's interested, I've got a big piece here about art and depression. I tried to avoid making it too heavy, so there's also a lot of stuff about Sisqo and toe fungus.
In case anyone's interested, I've got a big piece here about art and depression. I tried to avoid making it too heavy, so there's also a lot of stuff about Sisqo and toe fungus.
Art and Depression. - John Krane's Stuff
Lots of Sisqo in this for an essay about suicide.
www.johnkranemusic.com
July 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Our record "maybe tomorrow" is about grief, and mentioning grief seems to have struck a chord with a lot of folks.
In case anyone's interested, I've got a big piece here about art and depression. I tried to avoid making it too heavy, so there's also a lot of stuff about Sisqo and toe fungus.
In case anyone's interested, I've got a big piece here about art and depression. I tried to avoid making it too heavy, so there's also a lot of stuff about Sisqo and toe fungus.
Well, now I have 56 followers and a bunch of nice, supportive feedback from strangers.
This is a fine morning. Thank you folks.
This is a fine morning. Thank you folks.
I have a total of 16 followers on here. I hope that at least 8 of you will check out this album I just completed with my friends.
It's about grief, and it took us a long time to write and record it.
otherfather.bandcamp.com/album/maybe-...
It's about grief, and it took us a long time to write and record it.
otherfather.bandcamp.com/album/maybe-...
maybe tomorrow, by otherfather
12 track album
otherfather.bandcamp.com
July 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Well, now I have 56 followers and a bunch of nice, supportive feedback from strangers.
This is a fine morning. Thank you folks.
This is a fine morning. Thank you folks.
I have a total of 16 followers on here. I hope that at least 8 of you will check out this album I just completed with my friends.
It's about grief, and it took us a long time to write and record it.
otherfather.bandcamp.com/album/maybe-...
It's about grief, and it took us a long time to write and record it.
otherfather.bandcamp.com/album/maybe-...
maybe tomorrow, by otherfather
12 track album
otherfather.bandcamp.com
July 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I have a total of 16 followers on here. I hope that at least 8 of you will check out this album I just completed with my friends.
It's about grief, and it took us a long time to write and record it.
otherfather.bandcamp.com/album/maybe-...
It's about grief, and it took us a long time to write and record it.
otherfather.bandcamp.com/album/maybe-...
"provocative views on race" is a crazy way to describe overt racism, @nytimes.com
July 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"provocative views on race" is a crazy way to describe overt racism, @nytimes.com
"what can beige do to be a more exciting color?"
Joe Scarborough asks, "why is it that in the Democratic Party, the three most compelling figures" have been "the mayoral candidate [Zohran Mamdani], Bernie Sanders and AOC"?
"Why can't moderate Democrats...make that same compelling message?"
"Why can't moderate Democrats...make that same compelling message?"
July 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
"what can beige do to be a more exciting color?"
BREAKING: Huey Lewis Pronounced Fuckable at 75
July 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
BREAKING: Huey Lewis Pronounced Fuckable at 75
sometimes I'm like "we can move past printed poetry as a medium, we've sort of done everything with it," and then something like this comes along
(actually I never think that about printed poetry, that would be a silly thing to think, I'm just trying to get you to look at this and appreciate it)
(actually I never think that about printed poetry, that would be a silly thing to think, I'm just trying to get you to look at this and appreciate it)
July 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
sometimes I'm like "we can move past printed poetry as a medium, we've sort of done everything with it," and then something like this comes along
(actually I never think that about printed poetry, that would be a silly thing to think, I'm just trying to get you to look at this and appreciate it)
(actually I never think that about printed poetry, that would be a silly thing to think, I'm just trying to get you to look at this and appreciate it)
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Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss
June 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss
If you have trouble understanding the difference between liberals and leftists, just remember that liberals are the ones that write shit like this.
June 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If you have trouble understanding the difference between liberals and leftists, just remember that liberals are the ones that write shit like this.
"mm, what an amazing artisanal maraschino cherry," I tell the bartender while wishing it was a normal maraschino cherry
April 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
"mm, what an amazing artisanal maraschino cherry," I tell the bartender while wishing it was a normal maraschino cherry
I will never understand why kitchens yell "all day." What is the alternative
March 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I will never understand why kitchens yell "all day." What is the alternative
"Sure, we now all agree that racism was wrong and homophobia was wrong, and religious persecution was wrong and so was slavery, and marijuana turned out to be okay and prohibition was a bust, but I really think the conservatives figured it out this time."
February 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
"Sure, we now all agree that racism was wrong and homophobia was wrong, and religious persecution was wrong and so was slavery, and marijuana turned out to be okay and prohibition was a bust, but I really think the conservatives figured it out this time."