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Phillies may lose some free agents, but Bryce Harper is circulating his blood through a fax machine.
World Series here we come.
World Series here we come.
December 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Phillies may lose some free agents, but Bryce Harper is circulating his blood through a fax machine.
World Series here we come.
World Series here we come.
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This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
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a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
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Lmaooo when your movies bomb and you see the support Sabrina Carpenter got for telling the WH to fuck off
Sydney Sweeney Shares Emotional Response to Controversial American Eagle Jeans Ad: 'I'm Against Hate' (Exclusive)
Sydney Sweeney addressed her controversial American Eagle denim campaign, which featured the slogan "Sydney Sweeney has great jeans," in an exclusive interview with PEOPLE. See her response.
people.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Lmaooo when your movies bomb and you see the support Sabrina Carpenter got for telling the WH to fuck off
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I hate to say that sex workers tried to warn y'all this wasn't going to stop at just porn sites, but...
Y'all, I was in Mississippi today for my nephews J-State graduation and got this when I opened Blue Sky
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I hate to say that sex workers tried to warn y'all this wasn't going to stop at just porn sites, but...
Bryce on Opening Day
December 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Bryce on Opening Day
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this is AI, as should be obvious by the PICE vest, please stop sharing it.
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
this is AI, as should be obvious by the PICE vest, please stop sharing it.
Arson? Not, I dunno, attempted murder?
A high school senior was charged with federal arson after allegedly setting fire to a sleeping subway passenger in New York early Monday morning.
https://cnn.it/3XDLFg8
https://cnn.it/3XDLFg8
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Arson? Not, I dunno, attempted murder?
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
Doug Pederson, we now know, had never really called plays before the Eagles hired him and he won a Super Bowl here. That's not the issue.
Kevin Patullo has never called plays in his life but he was put in charge of the Eagles offense anyway. How would you feel if someone who never did the job was made your boss?
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Why was Kevin Patullo Hired Again?
Patullo never should have been in this position.
phillyfrontoffice.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Doug Pederson, we now know, had never really called plays before the Eagles hired him and he won a Super Bowl here. That's not the issue.
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SCOTT FRANZKE: We've got tonight's hero Bryce Harper waiting down on the field. Bryce, it's got to feel good to come through for your team
CUT TO: [Chiropractor holding empty blood bag screaming 'where is it, where is it.']
SCOTT FRANZKE: we'll be right back after a message from CP Rankin
CUT TO: [Chiropractor holding empty blood bag screaming 'where is it, where is it.']
SCOTT FRANZKE: we'll be right back after a message from CP Rankin
December 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
SCOTT FRANZKE: We've got tonight's hero Bryce Harper waiting down on the field. Bryce, it's got to feel good to come through for your team
CUT TO: [Chiropractor holding empty blood bag screaming 'where is it, where is it.']
SCOTT FRANZKE: we'll be right back after a message from CP Rankin
CUT TO: [Chiropractor holding empty blood bag screaming 'where is it, where is it.']
SCOTT FRANZKE: we'll be right back after a message from CP Rankin
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1. He is a chiropractor, not a doctor
2. His MS is from his chiropractic school (that's why he doesn't say where he got it)
3. His Johns Hopklns degree is an online MA for non-physicians & the JHU library has no evidence of him finishing a thesis
4. Bastyr University is an unaccredited quack school
2. His MS is from his chiropractic school (that's why he doesn't say where he got it)
3. His Johns Hopklns degree is an online MA for non-physicians & the JHU library has no evidence of him finishing a thesis
4. Bastyr University is an unaccredited quack school
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
1. He is a chiropractor, not a doctor
2. His MS is from his chiropractic school (that's why he doesn't say where he got it)
3. His Johns Hopklns degree is an online MA for non-physicians & the JHU library has no evidence of him finishing a thesis
4. Bastyr University is an unaccredited quack school
2. His MS is from his chiropractic school (that's why he doesn't say where he got it)
3. His Johns Hopklns degree is an online MA for non-physicians & the JHU library has no evidence of him finishing a thesis
4. Bastyr University is an unaccredited quack school
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You guys mind if I oxygenate my blood outside my body today?
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
You guys mind if I oxygenate my blood outside my body today?
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“Hey Bryce you know how we track the o2 levels in your blood? Well this is o3, it’s even better” is one of the funnier junk science pitches I’ve ever heard
December 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
“Hey Bryce you know how we track the o2 levels in your blood? Well this is o3, it’s even better” is one of the funnier junk science pitches I’ve ever heard
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PHILLIES: All right time to make a trade
BRYCE HARPER: Swap out my blood? You got it
PHILLIES: You know what Bryce I'm not sure you need to be in this meeting
BRYCE HARPER: [giving thumbs up while suckling directly from cow udder]
BRYCE HARPER: Swap out my blood? You got it
PHILLIES: You know what Bryce I'm not sure you need to be in this meeting
BRYCE HARPER: [giving thumbs up while suckling directly from cow udder]
December 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
PHILLIES: All right time to make a trade
BRYCE HARPER: Swap out my blood? You got it
PHILLIES: You know what Bryce I'm not sure you need to be in this meeting
BRYCE HARPER: [giving thumbs up while suckling directly from cow udder]
BRYCE HARPER: Swap out my blood? You got it
PHILLIES: You know what Bryce I'm not sure you need to be in this meeting
BRYCE HARPER: [giving thumbs up while suckling directly from cow udder]
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So what's everyone up to this Fri-Day-Night?
December 14, 2024 at 1:47 AM
So what's everyone up to this Fri-Day-Night?
What's the Governor of Illinois supposed to do about this, exactly?
Hey @govpritzker.illinois.gov it's your time to shine. Let's make sure Indiana knows they can't get away with this. We need to act ASAP. SCOTUS has already approved this tactic. Use it. Protect democracy. Don't unilaterally disarm.
December 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
What's the Governor of Illinois supposed to do about this, exactly?
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DAVE DOMBROWSKI, ON THE PHONE OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT: Yeah. Okay. Fine. So is the blood back inside him
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
DAVE DOMBROWSKI, ON THE PHONE OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT: Yeah. Okay. Fine. So is the blood back inside him
Eat shit, Glenn Rivers
December 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Eat shit, Glenn Rivers
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another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex
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this is a big move to make this late in the coaching cycle. who is still available that you can get to keep the roster together?
Breaking: Vanity Fair and Olivia Nuzzi agreed to part ways after new revelations and allegations about an affair with RFK Jr. and her behavior while reporting on him.
Exclusive | Vanity Fair to Part Ways With Journalist Olivia Nuzzi
Nuzzi’s contract with Vanity Fair expires at year-end, following new allegations and revelations about her conduct while she reported on Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
on.wsj.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
this is a big move to make this late in the coaching cycle. who is still available that you can get to keep the roster together?
I think this year's @wxpnfm.bsky.social countdown is the best one yet. A truly eclectic mix and it feels like anything can play at any time. Really amazing versions of some great songs. #XPNCountdown
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I think this year's @wxpnfm.bsky.social countdown is the best one yet. A truly eclectic mix and it feels like anything can play at any time. Really amazing versions of some great songs. #XPNCountdown
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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I am seeing some comments like “what if pro athletes really did kiss???” and I am excited for those people to learn about the WNBA
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I am seeing some comments like “what if pro athletes really did kiss???” and I am excited for those people to learn about the WNBA