johnny5ive
@johnny5ive.bsky.social
"But what I can’t stand are hollow people... Narrow minds devoid of imagination. Intolerance, theories cut off from reality, empty terminology, usurped ideals, inflexible systems. Those are the things that really frighten me."
If I ever get thrown back into the dating pool my go to pickup line is gonna be, "Hi, I'm John and I don't hate women."
Most men are mentally stuck at the age where they had the most clout and I find that it’s either when they are in high school or early years of college. They just can’t seem to grow the fuck up…it’s weird.
The viral clip of Cam Newton saying he can't have platonic relationships and the men in the comments agreeing with him is unsettling. They don't know how barbaric and immature they sound. Embarrassing.
February 4, 2026 at 2:47 PM
If I ever get thrown back into the dating pool my go to pickup line is gonna be, "Hi, I'm John and I don't hate women."
Man I do love an endless scroll of input
February 2, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Man I do love an endless scroll of input
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Texas fire department helps ICE detain roofers—using tower ladder truck that should be reserved for local emergency.
Agents grab at workers' legs to yank them off multi-story house—even using pepper spray atop roof.
Firefighters did equip ICE with safety harness for this risky series of maneuvers.
Agents grab at workers' legs to yank them off multi-story house—even using pepper spray atop roof.
Firefighters did equip ICE with safety harness for this risky series of maneuvers.
January 31, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Texas fire department helps ICE detain roofers—using tower ladder truck that should be reserved for local emergency.
Agents grab at workers' legs to yank them off multi-story house—even using pepper spray atop roof.
Firefighters did equip ICE with safety harness for this risky series of maneuvers.
Agents grab at workers' legs to yank them off multi-story house—even using pepper spray atop roof.
Firefighters did equip ICE with safety harness for this risky series of maneuvers.
My games ARE my preciousss and I sleeve anything I can but interacting with friends is the whole thing. We drink, we smoke, and we keep a roll of paper towels nearby. Even then spills happen extremely rarely and have never caused significant damage.
It all echos back to different conversations as well, around the board game halls of fame, of politics in board gaming and board games as art
So many people view board games as products and that the product is what matters most
Not the people.
My toy
My precious
Don't get your grubby hands on it
So many people view board games as products and that the product is what matters most
Not the people.
My toy
My precious
Don't get your grubby hands on it
February 1, 2026 at 3:31 PM
My games ARE my preciousss and I sleeve anything I can but interacting with friends is the whole thing. We drink, we smoke, and we keep a roll of paper towels nearby. Even then spills happen extremely rarely and have never caused significant damage.
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Minnesota based Independent Journalist GEORGIA FORT has been arrested for filming a protest of the church pastor that works as an ICE manager. SPREAD THE WORD! Georgia has been doing outstanding reporting from ground zero!
January 30, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Minnesota based Independent Journalist GEORGIA FORT has been arrested for filming a protest of the church pastor that works as an ICE manager. SPREAD THE WORD! Georgia has been doing outstanding reporting from ground zero!
ICE is not "undertrained". This is exactly what they're trained for.
January 26, 2026 at 3:35 PM
ICE is not "undertrained". This is exactly what they're trained for.
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
Greg Bovino is a little lying bitch. I'm glad his daddy didn't love him.
January 24, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Greg Bovino is a little lying bitch. I'm glad his daddy didn't love him.
They don't actually mind being called Nazis. They just don't like the way we say it.
January 23, 2026 at 11:45 PM
They don't actually mind being called Nazis. They just don't like the way we say it.
Crap!
TIME IS RUNNING OUT!
Help us select the 2025 finalists for our annual Clarkesworld Readers' Poll.
Nominate your favorite Clarkesworld stories and cover art at:
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POLL CLOSES TODAY, JANUARY 22th at 3PM EST
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January 22, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Crap!
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You should jerk off daily, or at the very least a few times per week. It’s better for you than this weird woowoo nofap incel shit. Dudes who practice semen retention smell bad. Trust me, I’m an expert in this field.
January 22, 2026 at 1:41 AM
You should jerk off daily, or at the very least a few times per week. It’s better for you than this weird woowoo nofap incel shit. Dudes who practice semen retention smell bad. Trust me, I’m an expert in this field.
God I love the enthusiasm 😂
January 21, 2026 at 3:43 AM
God I love the enthusiasm 😂
This is a much better image than the "let's just not show up and let them Nazi unopposed" idea
Lang's boys are vastly outnumbered by folks in opposition across the road here. People chanting, "go home Nazis" and "Nazis fuck off!"
January 17, 2026 at 7:44 PM
This is a much better image than the "let's just not show up and let them Nazi unopposed" idea
My favorite rap trope is ScHoolboy Q being a great father
January 17, 2026 at 7:41 PM
My favorite rap trope is ScHoolboy Q being a great father
I was just telling the wife that fascism is like affirmative action for mediocre losers
Someday I hope to become rich enough so that I can buy a social media outlet to serve as a constant source of sycophants willing to feed my epic case of Dunning-Kruger with a nonstop barrage of confirmation bias bullshit.
January 15, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I was just telling the wife that fascism is like affirmative action for mediocre losers
I will always fondly remember carefree summer days playing in the un-named drainage canal across the street
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I will always fondly remember carefree summer days playing in the un-named drainage canal across the street
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"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future."
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
December 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future."
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
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The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same
January 10, 2026 at 11:24 PM
The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same
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We are surrounded by liberals who truly believe fascist narratives about their weakness and unpopularity.
January 10, 2026 at 4:38 PM
We are surrounded by liberals who truly believe fascist narratives about their weakness and unpopularity.
Sprained wrists and broken ankles are going to attrition these fat southern fucks down real quick
Welcome to Minnesota, fuckers. Also this is super disturbing because the ICE agent's assault rifle appears to fire as he falls down.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
January 10, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Sprained wrists and broken ankles are going to attrition these fat southern fucks down real quick
Listened to you on MPR the other day, you were fantastic. Started your book last night bookshop.org/p/books/agai... and have been glued to it. Looking forward to watching the doc.
January 9, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Listened to you on MPR the other day, you were fantastic. Started your book last night bookshop.org/p/books/agai... and have been glued to it. Looking forward to watching the doc.
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Link to this morning’s interview on @mprnews.org: www.mprnews.org/episode/2026...
Fatal ICE operation shooting in Minneapolis: What we know and the legal questions ahead
On Wednesday morning, a woman was shot and killed in south Minneapolis during an ICE operation. MPR News guest host Catharine Richert talks with her guests about what happened and the legal questions ...
www.mprnews.org
January 8, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Link to this morning’s interview on @mprnews.org: www.mprnews.org/episode/2026...
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WATCH: Trump’s goons kick over a Renee Good memorial😳
“Really, you f*ckin’ punk? That’s why we’re here… Renee Good is a mother.”
(H/T @covie93.bsky.social )
“Really, you f*ckin’ punk? That’s why we’re here… Renee Good is a mother.”
(H/T @covie93.bsky.social )
January 8, 2026 at 2:04 PM
WATCH: Trump’s goons kick over a Renee Good memorial😳
“Really, you f*ckin’ punk? That’s why we’re here… Renee Good is a mother.”
(H/T @covie93.bsky.social )
“Really, you f*ckin’ punk? That’s why we’re here… Renee Good is a mother.”
(H/T @covie93.bsky.social )