Johnny Killoran
@johnnykilloran.com
Too many staggering cinematic accomplishments to list, including minor award-winning short film School Nights and ancient Disney masterpiece Minutemen.
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dammit, Busfield, why you gotta drag her into this
January 13, 2026 at 4:04 PM
dammit, Busfield, why you gotta drag her into this
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A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I would have preferred it to be the Patriots who sent Aaron Rodgers limping into the sunset (atop a horse that is also himself—side effect of the ivermectin), so that they might win the hearts and minds of America. Alas!
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I would have preferred it to be the Patriots who sent Aaron Rodgers limping into the sunset (atop a horse that is also himself—side effect of the ivermectin), so that they might win the hearts and minds of America. Alas!
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what do you mean the stranger things documentary shows them writing the script on a computer with 3 chat gpt tabs open
January 12, 2026 at 3:34 PM
what do you mean the stranger things documentary shows them writing the script on a computer with 3 chat gpt tabs open
this would be made into a statue by either side that wins the war (fingers crossed it ends up being the intentionally funny statue).
January 12, 2026 at 5:23 PM
this would be made into a statue by either side that wins the war (fingers crossed it ends up being the intentionally funny statue).
!["[Larry Ellison] has owned a series of increasingly large superyachts, including a 191-foot boat he named the Izanami, after a Shinto deity, until it was pointed out that the name spelled “I’m a Nazi” backward;"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/bafkreie4klva6ygmclz66vrarhx3o55kqnqdherj6vkqidd45pg7a6llca@jpeg)
If this were anywhere close to accurate, how could my white privilege allow me to brush past the fallacy of your premise to be stupefied by your spelling of “ma’am”
Before Trump, law enforcement were trained to behave professionally. At a traffic stop they would start with words such as "Mam, may I see your drivers license and registration."
ICE evidently trains their goons to start a stop with screamed profanity, quickly followed by violence.
ICE evidently trains their goons to start a stop with screamed profanity, quickly followed by violence.
January 12, 2026 at 1:44 PM
If this were anywhere close to accurate, how could my white privilege allow me to brush past the fallacy of your premise to be stupefied by your spelling of “ma’am”
dud of a game, but still:
January 12, 2026 at 4:01 AM
dud of a game, but still:
the children have announced from the Golden Globes viewing room that The Secret Agent won. now my wife’s going to want to watch that screener and I already saw that three-hour movie and that’s a tough rewatch ask after this extremely dull football game I’m currently attempting to “enjoy”
January 12, 2026 at 3:32 AM
the children have announced from the Golden Globes viewing room that The Secret Agent won. now my wife’s going to want to watch that screener and I already saw that three-hour movie and that’s a tough rewatch ask after this extremely dull football game I’m currently attempting to “enjoy”
While many of you are likely yelling “GO IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT!” or “GO FRANKENSTEIN!” I’m yelling “GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!”
#GoldenGlobes tonight 👀 Who are you rooting for?
January 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
While many of you are likely yelling “GO IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT!” or “GO FRANKENSTEIN!” I’m yelling “GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!”
check on the Bradley Cooper in your life, make sure they’re okay
January 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
check on the Bradley Cooper in your life, make sure they’re okay
announcers: “This kicker is not going to miss.”
me: “jesus christ well NOW he’s going to miss.”
kicker: (misses, obviously)
me: “jesus christ well NOW he’s going to miss.”
kicker: (misses, obviously)
January 11, 2026 at 7:32 PM
announcers: “This kicker is not going to miss.”
me: “jesus christ well NOW he’s going to miss.”
kicker: (misses, obviously)
me: “jesus christ well NOW he’s going to miss.”
kicker: (misses, obviously)
I’m overthinking this by several TBD games but: on the one hand, as an oversensitive Patriots fan, I don’t want long-suffering underdogs hanging around in the AFC playoffs drawing support; on the other, I want Jaguars to win this game because of Good Place guy. (I blame @kentremendous.bsky.social?)
January 11, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I’m overthinking this by several TBD games but: on the one hand, as an oversensitive Patriots fan, I don’t want long-suffering underdogs hanging around in the AFC playoffs drawing support; on the other, I want Jaguars to win this game because of Good Place guy. (I blame @kentremendous.bsky.social?)
“Observing the situation in Iran brings to me positive associations with Star Wars, that movie I made. Remember Star Wars? I believe it’s streaming on Disney Plus. Also available for purchase on digital platforms and DVD and Blu-ray disc, including in 4K resolution.” - George Lucas
January 11, 2026 at 5:20 PM
“Observing the situation in Iran brings to me positive associations with Star Wars, that movie I made. Remember Star Wars? I believe it’s streaming on Disney Plus. Also available for purchase on digital platforms and DVD and Blu-ray disc, including in 4K resolution.” - George Lucas
This guy raises some alarming points. I hope he can get word to people who ostensibly hold power in the United States government, like a senator or something.
I can't believe I'm posting this video - but we actually have to have a conversation about the real world implications of America going to war over Greenland.
Let me walk you through it. It doesn't turn out well for us.
Let me walk you through it. It doesn't turn out well for us.
January 11, 2026 at 3:28 AM
This guy raises some alarming points. I hope he can get word to people who ostensibly hold power in the United States government, like a senator or something.
looks like this time was…40 percent of the time.
January 11, 2026 at 12:48 AM
looks like this time was…40 percent of the time.
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I am once again asking you to cancel your Prime account
It is literally the least you can do
It is literally the least you can do
January 11, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I am once again asking you to cancel your Prime account
It is literally the least you can do
It is literally the least you can do
get out of there, Carol!
January 10, 2026 at 10:38 PM
get out of there, Carol!
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Here is a thread about a true police-shooting incident that I'm going to use to pose a fun little thought problem for anyone anywhere who think there ia a single justifiable reason to ever allow a law enforcement officer to use force on a citizen and remain anonymous. From my back pages:
January 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Here is a thread about a true police-shooting incident that I'm going to use to pose a fun little thought problem for anyone anywhere who think there ia a single justifiable reason to ever allow a law enforcement officer to use force on a citizen and remain anonymous. From my back pages:
ATTN ANYBODY WHO'S MUCH BETTER AT & MORE DEDICATED TO WRITING CRITICALLY IN LONG-FORM ABOUT FILM THAN I AM (for one obvious example @markharris.bsky.social): It's Oscars season, and I've been thinking about these murderous lunatics and their costumes and the latter's connection to movie culture. 1/4
Look, I don't think it would be wise to protest ICE with a sign that reads WE'RE ALL SORRY ABOUT WHATEVER WENT WRONG WITH YOUR PENIS given how they seem to be violent, reckless assholes who will lash out at you because they desperately need to prove to themselves they're still Real Men.
January 9, 2026 at 10:04 PM
ATTN ANYBODY WHO'S MUCH BETTER AT & MORE DEDICATED TO WRITING CRITICALLY IN LONG-FORM ABOUT FILM THAN I AM (for one obvious example @markharris.bsky.social): It's Oscars season, and I've been thinking about these murderous lunatics and their costumes and the latter's connection to movie culture. 1/4
w/o using the term, wife cautioned that it seemed like I was on verge on fedposting & I was like "we have separate home offices what are you doing wandering into mine" & she goes "I use my office for working" & I'm all "MY LAST POST WAS ABOUT A MOVIE THAT'S WORK." anyway news is great things r great
January 9, 2026 at 9:38 PM
w/o using the term, wife cautioned that it seemed like I was on verge on fedposting & I was like "we have separate home offices what are you doing wandering into mine" & she goes "I use my office for working" & I'm all "MY LAST POST WAS ABOUT A MOVIE THAT'S WORK." anyway news is great things r great
un fucking believable that this is the only cool ice
(Cube and T go by "Cube" and "T," respectively, so)
(Cube and T go by "Cube" and "T," respectively, so)
January 9, 2026 at 8:10 PM
un fucking believable that this is the only cool ice
(Cube and T go by "Cube" and "T," respectively, so)
(Cube and T go by "Cube" and "T," respectively, so)