Johnny Wallflower
@johnnywallflower.com
¡Chinga La Migra!
Slava Ukraini.
Heroyam slava.
PoFite-MeFite-Guitar-Bicycle
he/him
Trans women are women; trans men are men.
Trans rights are human rights.
johnnywallflower.com
Slava Ukraini.
Heroyam slava.
PoFite-MeFite-Guitar-Bicycle
he/him
Trans women are women; trans men are men.
Trans rights are human rights.
johnnywallflower.com
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FAWM 2025, by Johnny Wallflower
14 track album
johnnywallflower.bandcamp.com
Managed to put out another complete album for February Album Writing Month, with the help of @neonpherepapha.bsky.social. Recorded and mixed in a Mexican hotel room on an iPad Pro. Available now.
Be sure to check out her album too:
aubreyvangelded.bandcamp.com/album/fawm-2...
#FAWM #music
Be sure to check out her album too:
aubreyvangelded.bandcamp.com/album/fawm-2...
#FAWM #music
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Writing about the difficulty of moving out of a place.
last-night-i-dreamed-i-was-you.ghost.io/in-the-heart...
#writing #philosophy #essay
last-night-i-dreamed-i-was-you.ghost.io/in-the-heart...
#writing #philosophy #essay
In the depths of winter.
It's fair to point out that it shouldn't have taken so long, and yet, it's still taking so long, clearing out the ruins of my old place, which I've held onto in a numb instinct that I've joked is me u...
last-night-i-dreamed-i-was-you.ghost.io
December 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Writing about the difficulty of moving out of a place.
last-night-i-dreamed-i-was-you.ghost.io/in-the-heart...
#writing #philosophy #essay
last-night-i-dreamed-i-was-you.ghost.io/in-the-heart...
#writing #philosophy #essay
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happy solstice, everyone
December 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
happy solstice, everyone
@neonpherepapha.bsky.social Check it out
travis was already in several/doing his own gymkhana videos before ken block died and i'm glad to see that he's keeping the series going. that being said... he's totally out of his mind. legit looney toons. i love it. if you like action. you should watch this.
youtu.be/daYgg2YSA2g?...
youtu.be/daYgg2YSA2g?...
[HOONIGAN] Gymkhana 2025: Aussie Shred — Travis Pastrana Does the IMPOSSIBLE in a Subaru Brat
YouTube video by Hoonigan
youtu.be
December 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
@neonpherepapha.bsky.social Check it out
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Okay. First of all you do not have to post a goddamn thing on the Internet if you don't want to.
Second of all, I do feel uniquely qualified to talk about this scenario specifically because I did this about five years ago. I went from "stick figures at best" to someone who has sold my art.
Second of all, I do feel uniquely qualified to talk about this scenario specifically because I did this about five years ago. I went from "stick figures at best" to someone who has sold my art.
There's a discourse that basically goes:
Alice: But I want to use AI to do art
Bob: Just do it yourself
Alice: But I am not good at it
Bob: Just be bad, and post it on the internet, it's fine!
And Bob is lying, it sucks, you will get savaged as anyone who has taken a picture of their dinner knows.
Alice: But I want to use AI to do art
Bob: Just do it yourself
Alice: But I am not good at it
Bob: Just be bad, and post it on the internet, it's fine!
And Bob is lying, it sucks, you will get savaged as anyone who has taken a picture of their dinner knows.
December 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Okay. First of all you do not have to post a goddamn thing on the Internet if you don't want to.
Second of all, I do feel uniquely qualified to talk about this scenario specifically because I did this about five years ago. I went from "stick figures at best" to someone who has sold my art.
Second of all, I do feel uniquely qualified to talk about this scenario specifically because I did this about five years ago. I went from "stick figures at best" to someone who has sold my art.
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#OtD 20 Dec 1973 Spanish fascist PM due to succeed Franco, Luis Carrero Blanco, was assassinated and dubbed "Spain's first astronaut" as his car was blown over a five-storey building. His death was credited by some as hastening the return to democracy stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/9258...
December 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
#OtD 20 Dec 1973 Spanish fascist PM due to succeed Franco, Luis Carrero Blanco, was assassinated and dubbed "Spain's first astronaut" as his car was blown over a five-storey building. His death was credited by some as hastening the return to democracy stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/9258...
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”How does a trans woman win a battleground district in the modern day?”
By showing up in-person, fighting like hell against corporate greed, refusing to take money from for-profit corporations and filing bills to take on a multi-trillion-dollar industry, year after year.
Just do the right thing.
By showing up in-person, fighting like hell against corporate greed, refusing to take money from for-profit corporations and filing bills to take on a multi-trillion-dollar industry, year after year.
Just do the right thing.
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
”How does a trans woman win a battleground district in the modern day?”
By showing up in-person, fighting like hell against corporate greed, refusing to take money from for-profit corporations and filing bills to take on a multi-trillion-dollar industry, year after year.
Just do the right thing.
By showing up in-person, fighting like hell against corporate greed, refusing to take money from for-profit corporations and filing bills to take on a multi-trillion-dollar industry, year after year.
Just do the right thing.
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One of my schoolmates runs a gift shop in Worcester. These are currently her best sellers in the run up to Christmas.
December 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
One of my schoolmates runs a gift shop in Worcester. These are currently her best sellers in the run up to Christmas.
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go
December 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go
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Hey, the Coffee Sergeants released a new song. 4 different bands did their own version and they’ve been released as an EP by Flak Records.
4X 4X FLAK - California - EP by The Coffee Sergeants, Jlq, Larry Seaman & Mike Stewart Theory music.apple.com/us/album/4x-...
4X 4X FLAK - California - EP by The Coffee Sergeants, Jlq, Larry Seaman & Mike Stewart Theory music.apple.com/us/album/4x-...
4X 4X FLAK - California - EP by The Coffee Sergeants, Jlq, Larry Seaman & Mike Stewart Theory on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 4 Songs
music.apple.com
December 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Hey, the Coffee Sergeants released a new song. 4 different bands did their own version and they’ve been released as an EP by Flak Records.
4X 4X FLAK - California - EP by The Coffee Sergeants, Jlq, Larry Seaman & Mike Stewart Theory music.apple.com/us/album/4x-...
4X 4X FLAK - California - EP by The Coffee Sergeants, Jlq, Larry Seaman & Mike Stewart Theory music.apple.com/us/album/4x-...
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December 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a duck that does crimes
December 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a duck that does crimes
Have you heard the word about the Pole?
Portals, Poles, and the Mystery of the People Behind It
In the city of Greenbelt, Maryland, across Crescent Road from the Greenbelt Branch Library, a crowd gathers around a pole. Many participants are dressed in strangely pole-themed attire. People are dan...
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December 18, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Have you heard the word about the Pole?
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Hanukkah is halfway over and I’m still trying to find a dreidel: a Jewish top I can play with 🕎
Bottoms and switches are also acceptable
Bottoms and switches are also acceptable
December 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Hanukkah is halfway over and I’m still trying to find a dreidel: a Jewish top I can play with 🕎
Bottoms and switches are also acceptable
Bottoms and switches are also acceptable
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Yes, we have donkeys. Four years ago, we welcomed Edward, Muffin, Dolce and Nutmeg. It was a truly special day.
December 16, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Yes, we have donkeys. Four years ago, we welcomed Edward, Muffin, Dolce and Nutmeg. It was a truly special day.
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In a day filled with ugliness, I will share this joke my six year-old told me:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, *yer* a poo.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, *yer* a poo.
December 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
In a day filled with ugliness, I will share this joke my six year-old told me:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, *yer* a poo.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, *yer* a poo.
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Unlike the “Architects of AI,” @physicsmatt.bsky.social is a smart person. They should hire him.
The Dumbest Thing I’ve Seen This Week — physicsmatt
Given that it is 2025, the dumbest thing I’ve seen this week is some stiff competition, but “AI datacenters in space” is some impressive idiocy. I’ve seen a few breathless media reports on how AI comp...
www.physicsmatt.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Unlike the “Architects of AI,” @physicsmatt.bsky.social is a smart person. They should hire him.
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Some More Font Upgrades, After Yesterday’s Calibri News www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
December 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Some More Font Upgrades, After Yesterday’s Calibri News www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
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So many creep-ass Twitter accounts post paintings and photos from like, the 50s and 60s, with captions like “bring back cotillions, bring back balls, bring back house parties“
My guy
Those still happen
It’s just that no one‘s fucking inviting you
You ever wonder why that is
My guy
Those still happen
It’s just that no one‘s fucking inviting you
You ever wonder why that is
December 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
So many creep-ass Twitter accounts post paintings and photos from like, the 50s and 60s, with captions like “bring back cotillions, bring back balls, bring back house parties“
My guy
Those still happen
It’s just that no one‘s fucking inviting you
You ever wonder why that is
My guy
Those still happen
It’s just that no one‘s fucking inviting you
You ever wonder why that is
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My Christmas novelette will begin posting on Scribblehub tomorrow, but you can buy it now at itch!
A small-time supervillain, once a B tier superhero, is tasked by a supernatural being of untold power with twisting the Christmas wishes of five children.
A small-time supervillain, once a B tier superhero, is tasked by a supernatural being of untold power with twisting the Christmas wishes of five children.
A Visit from Old Nick by PollyChrome
pollychrome.itch.io
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
My Christmas novelette will begin posting on Scribblehub tomorrow, but you can buy it now at itch!
A small-time supervillain, once a B tier superhero, is tasked by a supernatural being of untold power with twisting the Christmas wishes of five children.
A small-time supervillain, once a B tier superhero, is tasked by a supernatural being of untold power with twisting the Christmas wishes of five children.
😮
Years ago, I was tasked with setting up some broadcasting gear in a fancy conference room I'd never been in. The previous event - an architectural presentation for some new DC memorial, had run way, way over its allotted time.
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
😮
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Wish me a happy birthday by donating $5 or $10 to Parents of Special People LLC to fund our local disability rec group. I'm aiming for $510 since I'm turning 51.
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December 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Wish me a happy birthday by donating $5 or $10 to Parents of Special People LLC to fund our local disability rec group. I'm aiming for $510 since I'm turning 51.
www.facebook.com/donate/16452...
www.facebook.com/donate/16452...
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Chapter 3 of the story is up! A new perspective? A team discussion?? The beginning of a burrito night????
www.scribblehub.com/read/2017615...
www.scribblehub.com/read/2017615...
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December 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Chapter 3 of the story is up! A new perspective? A team discussion?? The beginning of a burrito night????
www.scribblehub.com/read/2017615...
www.scribblehub.com/read/2017615...