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she/her | London, UK | 📌 biz support for hire | migrant | flawed | multilingual | ✨too much✨ | typoist | vegan-ish | burner of bridges | demotivational speaker | 🔗🌲 linktr.ee/jojowiththeflow | 📧 flowpr.co.uk/contact | ☕ https://joflo.ws/kofi

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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.bsky.social · Dec 3

📣 SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION 📣

PA/Admin/Secretarial Services | Office Management & Relocation Support | Writing/Proofreading/Editing | Translation | Document Production (Digital & Print) | Testing/QA | Project Support | Online Community Management/Moderation | etc.

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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.bsky.social · 2h

Zijn ze allebei van glas?

Jojo @jojowiththeflow.bsky.social · 2h

😍 die roze

Jojo @jojowiththeflow.bsky.social · 8h

But also this weekend:
• First appointment at/with an actual hairdresser's in nearly 6 (SIX!) years
• Decide whether to vote as a voter abroad and if so, for whom/what (in 24 years this is my first time registering)

edited and filtered screenshot of email notification inviting me to cast my vote from abroad in the elections for Dutch parliament

Jojo @jojowiththeflow.bsky.social · 8h

#Weekend #Recharge

Jojo @jojowiththeflow.bsky.social · 20h

fair enough

Jojo @jojowiththeflow.bsky.social · 20h

Thanks so much for taking the time to enlighten me <3

Jojo @jojowiththeflow.bsky.social · 20h

lief! 🥰

Jojo @jojowiththeflow.bsky.social · 21h

Anyway, I've never been to the US, but my Beigel Bake fav is salt beef with gherkin, no mustard. I barely ever eat meat but that bagel is one of many reasons I am not 100% vegan.

Jojo @jojowiththeflow.bsky.social · 21h

(posting in hoping someone reading that will say "I've been to both, and...")

Jojo @jojowiththeflow.bsky.social · 21h

I wonder how different NY bagels will be from, say, Beigel Bake in Brick Lane in London (one of the oldest if not the oldest 24/7/365 bagel shops in the UK) - roast beef with gherkin and mustard, cream cheese & smoked salmon, that sort of classics

Jojo @jojowiththeflow.bsky.social · 21h

Wat een gaaf idee!! 😍

Jojo @jojowiththeflow.bsky.social · 21h

wat enorm tof! Had hij zelf die ombouwing gedaan?

Jojo @jojowiththeflow.bsky.social · 21h

hoi

a bag of Marks & Spencer's Ready Salted Crinkle Cut Chips

Jojo @jojowiththeflow.bsky.social · 21h

👀

Jojo @jojowiththeflow.bsky.social · 22h

Also I got a present so weekend's sorted

A box with assorted Tony's Chocolonely chocolate bars

Jojo @jojowiththeflow.bsky.social · 23h

Work social commitments tend to drain my mental+social battery 🪫, but today's guests were so delightful and lovely and sweet, after a moment's post-occasion decompression my battery was fully recharged 🔋

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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 1d

Friday.

Jojo @jojowiththeflow.bsky.social · 1d

I don't blame you - they left in such a rush, some (that stood empty) had the signage up until last year (!)

Jojo @jojowiththeflow.bsky.social · 1d

no longer in the UK, unfortunately; they all closed down in 2021

Jojo @jojowiththeflow.bsky.social · 1d

<YEET!>

a man carrying a plate in a kitchen with a sign that says bar rescue

Alt: A man in what appears to be a professional kitchen throwing a plate or bowl of food as if he's a pitcher in baseball

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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.bsky.social · 1d

Stond Joris model voor de Hemakat die niet Siepie is?

pluche kat - HEMA

pluche kat nodig? Op hema.nl vind je alles om het leven leuker én makkelijker te maken. Gratis thuisbezorgd vanaf 25.-

Jojo @jojowiththeflow.bsky.social · 1d

If you're ever in Amsterdam (or elsewhere in Holland):

knuffel Siepie - HEMA

knuffel Siepie nodig? Op hema.nl vind je alles om het leven leuker én makkelijker te maken. Gratis thuisbezorgd vanaf 25.-

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 1d

hey @theonion.com what's up with this unwarranted attack on me, personally 😭

The Onion @theonion.com · 2d

Woman Tends To Do Best Creative Thinking When Backed Into Corner With Livelihood At Stake https://theonion.com/woman-tends-to-do-best-creative-thinking-when-backed-in-1851338274/

Woman Tends To Do Best Creative Thinking When Backed Into Corner With Livelihood At Stake

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 1d

Nothing is more basic than the right to live in factual reality, rather than required to pretend that someone's obvious lies are real.

Jojo @jojowiththeflow.bsky.social · 1d

I'm so sorry 😭