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John Bolton's Mustache

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This is my mustache. There are many like it but this one is mine. News watcher. Opinionated person. Middle of the road. Vet. Parody. Part scary AF.

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John Bolton's Mustache @jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social · Nov 14

Here

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Wiseowl374 @wiseowl374.bsky.social · 7h

This man is your friend he fights for freedom poster but it’s portland frog hero

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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 2h

Congratulations to María Corina Machado of Venezuela. Winner of the 2025 Peace Prize.

May we learn through your example.

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 7h

All the next day Toad sang songs to his seeds.

Toad, literally singing in the rain, serenades his seeds.

From "The Garden"
In *Frog and Toad Together*

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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 7h

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John Bolton's Mustache @jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social · 7h

Someone call Temu and get that idiot a fake Nobel so he can STFU

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 7h

Reporting live from Chicago, there’s no “hellscape” I’d rather be in.

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John Bolton's Mustache @jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social · 7h

Frog x3 for freedom

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 8h

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 8h

This is glorious.

Basketball Jones 🏀🦁 @shawnjohn.bsky.social · 9h

Greetings from the war zone... the frogs are multiplying! This came from the live broadcast outside the ICE facility courtesy of KATU:

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John Bolton's Mustache @jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social · 9h

Martha, though my boots are soaked and my lungs taste of artisanal smoke, my spirit yet soars. For though the enemy holds the MAX line, we shall not yield the Willamette!
Forever yours,
— Pvt. Ezekiel J. Turnipseed

John Bolton's Mustache @jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social · 9h

I watched in awe as a woman wielding a leaf blower cleared an entire company of tear gas, her silhouette framed by the neon glow of the Schnitz marquee.

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John Bolton's Mustache @jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social · 9h

grenades.
By nightfall, the fighting spilled into Pioneer Courthouse Square. There, atop the red bricks, a lone fiddler played “Battle Hymn of the Cascadia” whilst protestors clad in rain ponchos advanced in phalanx.

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John Bolton's Mustache @jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social · 9h

Dearest Martha,
This morning we rose at dawn and marched upon Voodoo Doughnut, for the enemy had entrenched themselves behind pink pastry boxes stacked like breastworks. The assault was brutal. They hurled maple bacon bars like hot shot cannonballs, while our lads countered with Stumptown espresso

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 10h

Toad walked up and down a few times. The seeds did not start to grow.

Toad put his head close to the ground and said loudly, “Now seeds, start growing!”

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John Bolton's Mustache @jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social · 9h

Kenneth Branagh?

Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 11h

Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.

Presbyterian minister David Black on CNN, who was shot with pepper balls while praying outside an ICE facility.

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spooky mental haunted house @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 10h

donning the armor of god to face the forces of hell

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 10h

"30-year-old conservative lawyer and activist who is Trump’s nominee to lead the Office of Special Counsel, which deals with federal employee whistleblower complaints and discrimination" cancelled his colleague's hotel room so she would be forced to stay with him.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

In late July, Paul Ingrassia, the White House liaison for the Department of Homeland Security, arrived at a Ritz-Carlton in Orlando with a lower-ranking female colleague and others from their department. When the group reached the front desk, the woman learned she didn’t have a hotel room.

Ingrassia then informed her that she would be staying with him, according to five administration officials familiar with the episode. Eventually the woman discovered that Ingrassia had arranged ahead of time to have her hotel room canceled so she would have to stay with him, three of those officials said.

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Willamette Week @wweek.com · 11h

Jack Dickinson, 26, says “we’re winning this.”

An Interview With the Portland Chicken

Rachel Saslow

www.wweek.com

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American Bridge 21st Century @ab21.bsky.social · 11h

Tonight's #VAGov debate in less than a minute — It's clear which candidate has the temperament to be governor.

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American Bridge 21st Century @ab21.bsky.social · 12h

WATCH: Winsome Earle-Sears says her opposition to marriage equality or her support for LGTBQ+ Americans being fired for being gay is "not discrimination." #VAGov

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13h

Rep. @aoc.bsky.social RT’ed this 👀

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 15h

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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John Bolton's Mustache @jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social · 13h

We never left

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John Bolton's Mustache @jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social · 13h

Wait till they hear his views on feeding the hungry, clothing the naked and welcoming the stranger...

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 13h

Donald Trump is not a king — and his administration is not above the law.

Today, the court confirmed what we all know: there is no credible evidence of a rebellion in the state of Illinois.

And no place for the National Guard in the streets of American cities like Chicago.

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John Bolton's Mustache @jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social · 13h

No friends. Consequences

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