John Bolton's Mustache
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This is my mustache. There are many like it but this one is mine. News watcher. Opinionated person. Middle of the road. Vet. Parody. Part scary AF.
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Kash is getting fired...
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Kash is getting fired...
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Happy TOSS Birthday to John Larroquette! Maltz in Star Trek III. I would have never recognized him under there. #TOSSatNight
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Happy TOSS Birthday to John Larroquette! Maltz in Star Trek III. I would have never recognized him under there. #TOSSatNight
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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“I am not hungry now,” said the Dark Frog. “I have eaten too many tasty frog children. But after I jump rope one hundred times, I will be hungry again. Then I will eat YOU!”
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
“I am not hungry now,” said the Dark Frog. “I have eaten too many tasty frog children. But after I jump rope one hundred times, I will be hungry again. Then I will eat YOU!”
Not really enthusiastic that a person named "MarkWayne" is this administration's pont man on health care...
Markwayne Mullin on healthcare: "What the president would like to do is say, hey, if you take care of yourself -- you don't smoke, you don't dip, you're not drinking, you're not overweight, you're working out -- then you should pay less than the guy that obviously is not taking care of himself."
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Not really enthusiastic that a person named "MarkWayne" is this administration's pont man on health care...
I try to stay away from words like "Regime" but I'm not afraid to call something what it actually is
"Trump Regime"
"Trump Regime"
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I try to stay away from words like "Regime" but I'm not afraid to call something what it actually is
"Trump Regime"
"Trump Regime"
Hahaha.. Arrest them... DO IT
I freaking triple dog dare you to do it...
I freaking triple dog dare you to do it...
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Hahaha.. Arrest them... DO IT
I freaking triple dog dare you to do it...
I freaking triple dog dare you to do it...
WTAF Over
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
WTAF Over
So I guess we are doing this....
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
So I guess we are doing this....
ToNe DoWn ThE rHeToRiC
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
ToNe DoWn ThE rHeToRiC
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I’m sorry but at some point the officers need to explain themselves.
How is this guy a lieutenant colonel?
How is this guy a lieutenant colonel?
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’m sorry but at some point the officers need to explain themselves.
How is this guy a lieutenant colonel?
How is this guy a lieutenant colonel?
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What is it girl? Democracy’s fallen down the well?
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What is it girl? Democracy’s fallen down the well?
Not a serious person
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Not a serious person
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
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If the President doesn’t want to be called a Russian asset, perhaps he should stop acting like a Russian asset.
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
If the President doesn’t want to be called a Russian asset, perhaps he should stop acting like a Russian asset.
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No-one is without something they wish were different about themselves. Be honest, improve what you can, but be kind to yourself, too. Don't become your own bully.
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
No-one is without something they wish were different about themselves. Be honest, improve what you can, but be kind to yourself, too. Don't become your own bully.
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"the best part of magic is the gathering"
WRONG: scuttling doom engine.
WRONG: scuttling doom engine.
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"the best part of magic is the gathering"
WRONG: scuttling doom engine.
WRONG: scuttling doom engine.
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you know you're getting old when you start getting excited for a book "1942: CRUX OF WAR" a year ahead of publication
global.oup.com/academic/pro...
global.oup.com/academic/pro...
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
you know you're getting old when you start getting excited for a book "1942: CRUX OF WAR" a year ahead of publication
global.oup.com/academic/pro...
global.oup.com/academic/pro...
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Frog came running down the hill. He pulled Toad out of the snow.
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Frog came running down the hill. He pulled Toad out of the snow.
I hope Jared Kushner hears these screams at night...
💔 People scream and call for help from the burning high-rise building in Kyiv
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I hope Jared Kushner hears these screams at night...